Open letter to...
imnotanother
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All mudcrabs:
Dear Mudcrabs,
I have been slaughtering your species, for over 18+ months, in search of a Polished Shell Shard. I have killed well into the hundreds of thousands and still have not been blessed with this rare treasure.
I do want to thank you, for recently providing me with clean pelts. My supply is growing by the day. But I have grown tired of the glyphs, weapons, and armor you give me, even though I am not sure where you keep it.
At this time, I would like to call a truce. Please sacrifice one of your crusty brothers that has had his shell recently polished and I promise to never kill another one of you again.
Sincerely,
Hero of Tamriel.
P.s.
Tell the ghost to give me that discharge too!
Edited by imnotanother on March 17, 2017 8:10PM Dear Mudcrabs,
I have been slaughtering your species, for over 18+ months, in search of a Polished Shell Shard. I have killed well into the hundreds of thousands and still have not been blessed with this rare treasure.
I do want to thank you, for recently providing me with clean pelts. My supply is growing by the day. But I have grown tired of the glyphs, weapons, and armor you give me, even though I am not sure where you keep it.
At this time, I would like to call a truce. Please sacrifice one of your crusty brothers that has had his shell recently polished and I promise to never kill another one of you again.
Sincerely,
Hero of Tamriel.
P.s.
Tell the ghost to give me that discharge too!
PS4: NA - AD PSN: imnotanother (Artell Lyeselle)
Stamina NightBlade 810+ CP - PvP/Trials/Dungeon Ready
Stamina NightBlade 810+ CP - PvP/Trials/Dungeon Ready
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✭j.murro2ub17_ESO wrote: »I know - they have weapons, glyphs and armor - go figure!I've often wondered where they hide a staff since I get so many from them.
I would understand if they were hermit crabs.PS4: NA - AD PSN: imnotanother (Artell Lyeselle)
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✭TheWhiteDarkness wrote: »I admire your commitment, I gave up long ago!
I have moments. There is about 6 trophies I still need. While I get Chattering skull if I even pass by a skeleton.PS4: NA - AD PSN: imnotanother (Artell Lyeselle)
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✭✭✭✭✭Got mine from the mudcrab WB minions in Stonefalls. Those critters drop a lot of loot. It's pretty easy to farm that boss.
Silivren (Silly) Thalionwen | Altmer Templar | Magicka | 9-Trait Master Crafter/Jeweler | Master Angler | PVE Main - Killed by U35
Jahsul at-Sahan | Redguard Sorcerer | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites | PVP Main
Derrok Gunnolf | Redguard Dragonknight | Stamina | Werewolf - Free Bites
Liliana Littleleaf | 9-Trait Grand Master Crafter/Jeweler (non-combat)
Amber Emberheart | Breton Dragonknight | Stamina | Master Angler
Vlos Anon | Dunmer Nightblade | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
Kalina Valos | Dunmer Warden | Magicka | Vampire - Free Bites
Swiftpaws-Moonshadow | Khajiit Nightblade | Stamina
Morgul Vardar | Altmer Necromancer | Magicka
Tithin Geil | Altmer Sorceress | Magicka
Dhryk | Imperial Dragonknight | Stamina
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✭Enemy-of-Coldharbour wrote: »Got mine from the mudcrab WB minions in Stonefalls. Those critters drop a lot of loot. It's pretty easy to farm that boss.
I've only tried there a few times but others have said the same as you.PS4: NA - AD PSN: imnotanother (Artell Lyeselle)
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✭✭✭imnotanother wrote: »
Crap, you asked a relevant question.
I'm gonna level with ya, I was was just trolling
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