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  • Tholian1
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    How does a greatsword fit inside such a tiny mudcrab?
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  • Browiseth
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    Tholian1 wrote: »
    How does a greatsword fit inside such a tiny mudcrab?

    baggy trousers
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  • Tryxus
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    Tholian1 wrote: »
    How does a greatsword fit inside such a tiny mudcrab?

    Lube... lots of it...
    Edited by Tryxus on March 17, 2017 12:13AM
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  • Tommy_The_Gun
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    Well... once I found a Heavy Armour cuirass inside of a mud-crab...
  • Betheny
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    Mudcrabs have extremely powerful sphincter muscles which are able to massively compress these things to mudcrab butt sizes.
  • Grim13
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    Well, d'uh... their bowels are bags of holding.
  • KingYogi415
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    It's a crab sized sword.

    How did you think he was going to kill you?
  • Cadbury
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    I thought this was gonna be another nightblade thread :(
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Your inventory is full .
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    Same reason your carrying 180 items. Magic
  • Taleof2Cities
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    There's a mudcrab merchant in ESIII: Morrowind ... so there is a lore precedent ... ;)
  • Sneaky-Snurr
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    Tholian1 wrote: »
    How does a greatsword fit inside such a tiny mudcrab?

    @Tholian1
    The mudcrab likes brutal things..
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  • Bobby_V_Rockit
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    Maybe he was simply guarding it? They dig remember...
  • SydneyGrey
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    Apparently the crab was planning on enchanting the sword with a flame spell. I'm so glad you were able to stop him in time!
    :o
    Edited by SydneyGrey on March 17, 2017 4:38AM
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    And the crab was like ...

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    Spikes for all crabs !!! :p
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    SydneyGrey wrote: »
    Apparently the crab was planning on enchanting the sword with a flame spell. I'm so glad you were able to stop him in time!
    :o

    Before he destroy us all
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    My favourite moment is when I set up a giant stone trebuchet, which maybe you could argue I magically summoned or something, but then as it's not needed anymore I put it back in my bag :D
  • Cadbury
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    Where are the bathrooms?
    And where are the children?
    "If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    Where are the bathrooms?
    And where are the children?

    Bathrooms are small pots inside houses. Children are not present because some twisted minded players would cry not being able to kill or hurt them.
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    CRAB BATTLE!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    Where are the bathrooms?
    And where are the children?

    The children are in all those houses with chains on the door.
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    Araniwen, Altmer Sorcerer..................Llirasa Andralu, Dunmer Templar...................Marzug gro-Borgaz, Orc Warden

    Calinchel, Bosmer Warden...................Jahrel-Xei, Argonian Nightblade....................Cienri Maraeud, Breton Sorcerer

    Inara Savicci, Imperial Templar...................Garoric Attilus, Imperial Dragonknight............ Maevina Tallian, Imperial Nightblade

    Ravanni-Ko, Khajiit Dragonknight..........Faevyn Ice-Heart, Nord Warden..........Nazran al-Taneth, Redguard Dragonknight
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    Tholian1 wrote: »
    How does a greatsword fit inside such a tiny mudcrab?

    It doesn't, they drag it along behind them. You just didn't notice it until you killed the mudcrab - shame on you, incidentally, what harm did it ever do to you?
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    Skayaq wrote: »
    Cadbury wrote: »
    Where are the bathrooms?
    And where are the children?

    The children are in all those houses with chains on the door.

    Just where they belong!!
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    "That which does not kill us makes us stronger"
  • Kidz_BeAstx
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    Cadbury wrote: »
    I thought this was gonna be another nightblade thread :(

    Those seem to be endless these days... @Cadbury
  • Cêltic421
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    Tholian1 wrote: »
    How does a greatsword fit inside such a tiny mudcrab?

    Lol I was about to ask the same thing.
  • Kidz_BeAstx
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    Lol these comments are so random. I did this for the giggles. :smiley:
  • Molydeus
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    Entegre wrote: »
    Cadbury wrote: »
    Where are the bathrooms?
    And where are the children?

    Bathrooms are small pots inside houses. Children are not present because some twisted minded players would cry not being able to kill or hurt them.

    That is not why children aren't in the game, smh. Plenty of MMOs have children without issue. ESO is an outlier.
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    Re: bathrooms. I just poop in the many drawers and armoires in Stormhaven--careful when you're looting and sorry in advance! Guards arrest me for murder and theft but not that. I think the rampant feces-spreading and dissentery from myself and others is what's killled off so many of Tamriel's young.

    And those Tamriel crabs got sticky claws and deep pockets.
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