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XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭Integral1900 wrote: »Ello
Send a message to the king, we found a happy one in a forum
He'll learn.... he'll learn soon
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massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
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(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
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Sythen88411✭✭✭✭XDragonDoomX wrote: »Integral1900 wrote: »Ello
Send a message to the king, we found a happy one in a forum
He'll learn.... he'll learn soon
Soon......0 -
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✭Sythen88411 wrote: »XDragonDoomX wrote: »Integral1900 wrote: »Ello
Send a message to the king, we found a happy one in a forum
He'll learn.... he'll learn soon
Soon......
What's the ETA™ on that Soon™?Edited by Egonieser on March 5, 2017 11:26PMSometimes, I dream about...cheese...
Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
(Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
(CP 830+)
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Sythen88411✭✭✭✭Sythen88411 wrote: »XDragonDoomX wrote: »Integral1900 wrote: »Ello
Send a message to the king, we found a happy one in a forum
He'll learn.... he'll learn soon
Soon......
What's the ETA™ on that Soon™?
There will be a banner us soon im told
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Egonieser✭✭✭✭✭
✭Sythen88411 wrote: »Sythen88411 wrote: »XDragonDoomX wrote: »Integral1900 wrote: »Ello
Send a message to the king, we found a happy one in a forum
He'll learn.... he'll learn soon
Soon......
What's the ETA™ on that Soon™?
There will be a banner us soon im told
Can't come Soon™ enough ...Sometimes, I dream about...cheese...
Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
(Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
(CP 830+)
PC - EU0
