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The 'How Does This Feel' Game! [Server Down GIF Edition]
RavenRoxie
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In the hopes of helping some of you pass the time while the ESO hamsters figure out how to stop sucking. I am going to start a game here. Everyone is welcome to join in!
Rules
- No vulgar gifs
- No Hateraid
- Be Nice
Alright. Here's how this will work. Someone writes something that happens in ESO and posts a gif to show how it makes them feel. Easy yeah? Okay.
I'll start this mess
When I set out 3 siege for MYSELF and someone hops on one and starts hitting the door instead of the wall.
Edited by RavenRoxie on March 5, 2017 4:28AM Rules
- No vulgar gifs
- No Hateraid
- Be Nice
Alright. Here's how this will work. Someone writes something that happens in ESO and posts a gif to show how it makes them feel. Easy yeah? Okay.
I'll start this mess
When I set out 3 siege for MYSELF and someone hops on one and starts hitting the door instead of the wall.
Phantogram DC | Wood Elf | Magicka Nightblade/ | DPS | 856cp
False Paradox | AD | Wood Elf | Non Combative Nightblade | Crafter | 856cp
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False Paradox | AD | Wood Elf | Non Combative Nightblade | Crafter | 856cp
@RoxieParadoxx | Twitch | Twitter
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Woopy✭✭✭When I pick a chests lock and someone snipes the loot from me
Heart of Ayanad [StamSorc]
Soul of Ayanad [MagKnight]
Aegis of Ayanad [MagPlar]
Keeper of Ayanad [MagBlade]
Shadow of Ayanad [MagSorc]6 -
AlMcFly✭✭✭✭✭
✭Me when I'm clearing mobs guarding a chest or quest objective, and some jerk-off worm runs up and takes the item while I fight.
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max_only✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Edited by max_only on March 5, 2017 4:02AM#FiteForYourRite Bosmer = Stealth
#OppositeResourceSiphoningAttacks
|| CP 1000+ || PC/NA || GUILDS: LWH; IA; CH; XA
""All gods' creatures (you lot) are equal when covered in A1 sauce"" -- Old Bosmeri Wisdom3 -
RedTalon✭✭✭✭✭When someone snipes a chest from me and deciding to follow them around and steal their chests to get even, haven't done this in a bit most seemed to have learned.
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ArchMikem✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭RavenRoxie wrote: »while the ESO hamsters figure out how to stop sucking.
Rules
- No vulgar gifs
- No Hateraid
- Be NiceCP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!2 -
raidentenshu_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Was on the last boss in vHRC when all of the sudden we received a massive 999 ping to the point where we were force to wipe (Everything was going smoothly too), and most of the players wand up crashing as a result.
Received a message from ZOS that the servers were going to come down for maintenance.
So much for potentially getting an IA sharpened Inferno staff, or VO daggers/Axe from RNG loot.
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Drasn✭✭✭✭During a siege, group is just tossing rocks and stuff at the castle wall... notice the banana ballzerg charging in behind, even call out in chat prior to their arrival, group just keeps running that siege.
Edited by Drasn on March 5, 2017 3:40AM2 -
Xvorg✭✭✭✭✭
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Sarcasm is something too serious to be taken lightly
I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong ascendancy
I took the wrong road
That led to the wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place at the wrong time
For the wrong reason and the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day of the wrong week
Used the wrong method with the wrong technique2 -
AlMcFly✭✭✭✭✭
✭I've got another.
The other day I was advertising in Zone to take down a certain World Boss. Guy #1 joins and is friendly. We advertise probably for the next 10-15 minutes and eventually get six other people. Those six other people all arrive one after another to the world boss. I notice that Guy #1, despite being the first one in the party, hasn't moved an inch from the top of the map. He hasn't even attempted to make his way down to the World Boss. I ask him through whisper, then 30 seconds later through group chat. No answer. I kick him from the party and we fight the World Boss. Guy #1 then proceeds to send me three different whispers calling me a f***tard and wishing my parents die in a horrible way. I reply explaining why I kicked him (same thing I described above) and that he is the only f***tard in this scenario. I then place him on Ignore.
Me:
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Damianos✭✭✭✭When someone hovers while I am picking a locked master chest, obviously silly enough to assume I won't be able to unlock it before the timer runs out.
Edited by Damianos on March 5, 2017 3:47AM2 -
yodased✭✭✭✭✭
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Tl;dr really weigh the fun you have in game vs the business practices you are supporting.2 -
Ourorboros✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Hamster rez failure.......
PC/NA/DCBreton Sorcerer Maester.White - BB meets GoT >Master Crafter< { 9 Traits completed 4/23/15 }
TANSTAAFL--->There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.....Robert Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea....Heinlein
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner"
ESO: the game you hate to love and love to hate....( >_<) May RNG be with you (*,_,*)1 -
Drasn✭✭✭✭When all or most of my characters proc master writs... 2 voucher enchanting master writs.
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RedTalon✭✭✭✭✭Even though not a gif how it feels doing contracts for the dark brotherhood at times!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBhb_bHgiKc
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aetherial_heavenn✭✭✭✭✭Forum conversation
Edited by aetherial_heavenn on March 5, 2017 3:59AMQuoted for truth
"In my experience, the elite ones have not been very toxic, and the toxic ones not very elite." WrathOfInnos2 -
ArchMikem✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭When I finally defeated Selene for the first time alone.
I really could've used a hug.
Edited by ArchMikem on March 5, 2017 4:03AMCP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
Quest Objective: OMG Go Talk To That Kitty!1 -
RavenRoxie✭✭✭✭RavenRoxie wrote: »while the ESO hamsters figure out how to stop sucking.
Rules
- No vulgar gifs
- No Hateraid
- Be Nice
HAHAHA Okay Okay Touche' Sir. :P
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False Paradox | AD | Wood Elf | Non Combative Nightblade | Crafter | 856cp
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoSLiHKrzRU
