Maintenance for the week of March 3:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – March 3
• ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – March 4, 6:00AM EST (11:00 UTC) - 4:00PM EST (21:00 UTC)
• NA megaservers for maintenance – March 5, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 11:00AM EST (16:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for maintenance – March 5, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 16:00 UTC (11:00AM EST)
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – March 3
• ESO Store and Account System for maintenance – March 4, 6:00AM EST (11:00 UTC) - 4:00PM EST (21:00 UTC)
• NA megaservers for maintenance – March 5, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 11:00AM EST (16:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for maintenance – March 5, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 16:00 UTC (11:00AM EST)
Does ZOS servers really run on hamsters?
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I mean I'm neither a computer or server expert but I find it quite implausible, I would expect to see some electronics and lights whrring about in there if I ever pop the hood but not live animals, I mean what do they feed on? kinda wierd if you ask me.
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✭✭✭No, they use gerbils because they get them cheaper. Unfortunately the gerbil tails get caught in the hamster wheels and cause the whole thing to crash.Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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Nyrielle✭✭I have rats, mice, and gerbils. My gerbies are power diggers and hoppers. I have never witnessed a gerbil running in a wheel. XD My mouse though...she was a marathon runner and type T personality. She would love to get her wheel going fast and just stop and hang on and whiz around. Was hilarious.
To make a long story short, if they are powering their servers with gerbils that is the problem. XD They need some mice!! rofl3 -
rimmidimdim✭✭✭Field mice might be better. They using deer mice, server has been infected with hantavirus maybe.1 -
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✭✭Not any more....
PC/NA/DCBreton Sorcerer Maester.White - BB meets GoT >Master Crafter< { 9 Traits completed 4/23/15 }
TANSTAAFL--->There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.....Robert Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea....Heinlein
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die. "Blade Runner"
ESO: the game you hate to love and love to hate....( >_<) May RNG be with you (*,_,*)0 -
Woopy✭✭✭I heard ZOS went on an expedition to search for the Hollywood self-proclaimed Oompa Loompa's and during their search - they stumbled upon a group of them sitting atop a tree. This tree was not only but a tree, but a tree that was a tree higher than any other tree. The little guys were sitting aloof a couch and snacking on cocoa beans playing video games. ZOS then captured these Oompa Loompa's and brought them to the studios where they were taught discipline - and if they wanted more cocoa beans and video games, they need to work for it..
Amidst the hard work of these little guys, running treadmills and inclines on a day-to-day basis for years on end.. their strength grew ferociously and on March 4, 2017.. they used their developed strength to overturn the management and stop running the inclines and treadmills. They now hold them captive, with servers offline.. due to nobody running the treads and inclines - eating all of the cocoa beans and playing ESO on a testing server to fulfill their gaming needs.
Please, let's work together as a community and stop these Oompa Loompa's once and for all.Heart of Ayanad [StamSorc]
Soul of Ayanad [MagKnight]
Aegis of Ayanad [MagPlar]
Keeper of Ayanad [MagBlade]
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✭I have always suspected that they run on hamsters.Sorcerna, proud beta sorc. RIP April 2014 to May 31 2016 DArk Brotherhood. Out of retirement for negates and encases. Sorcerna will be going back into retirement to be my main crafter Fall 2018. Because an 8 k shield is f ing useless. Died because of baddies on the forum. Too much qq too little pew pew. 16 AD 2 DC. 0 EP cause they bad, CP 2300 plus 18 level 50 toons. NA, PC, Grey Host#SORCLIVESMATTER actually they don’t or they wouldn’t keep getting nerfed constantly.0 -
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✭I don't know but it seems like everything is held together by bubble gum and paperclipsXbox One - NA GT: RebornV3x
I also play on PC from time to time but I just wanna be left alone on there so sorry.1
