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-- Orcish Lifestyle Magazine -- (Be prepared to be a proper orc! New issue today!)
ynimma
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It's usually the server maintenance time when I get crazy and unleash my twisted mind on this realm, hope you don't mind me leaking out a few pieces.
I love housing, since 6 February my Orc character turned away from fighting and acts like a merchant going around with bookcases and tapestries while paying some attention on the interior design of Mournoth Keep.
And when he founded "Daggerfall Scroll Media" all went awry...
With love,
Ynimma the Orc
Edited by ynimma on March 2, 2017 2:06PM I love housing, since 6 February my Orc character turned away from fighting and acts like a merchant going around with bookcases and tapestries while paying some attention on the interior design of Mournoth Keep.
And when he founded "Daggerfall Scroll Media" all went awry...
With love,
Ynimma the Orc
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✭✭✭✭Love it.Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 501 -
MarkusLiberty✭✭✭✭✭Will this months magazine incude another segment of Baking With Gortwog? I was a big fan of last month's Horker Loaf recipeEdited by MarkusLiberty on February 25, 2017 2:16PM*Special Snowflake*4 -
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✭✭✭✭✭I loved the Orcish place settings--especially the special bowl for knocked-out teeth. Very modern!#proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
A useful explanation for how RNG works
How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC2 -
ynimma✭✭✭✭Thanks guysMarkusLiberty wrote: »Will this months magazine incude another segment of Baking With Gortwog? I was a big fan of last month's Horker Loaf recipe
I sent a loyal goblin to check the archives, I'm sure he'll bring up something worthy to write about! Or he'll be eaten by a flesh atronach on the way, we'll see...PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »That's locked behind ESO+, isn't it?
Not sure what you mean. I have no ESO+ but thinking about it! (That extra furnishing space would help a lot!)
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✭"Mom, I dreamed about and Orc, what now?"
Confessions of a tormented Breton teen girl
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✭✭✭✭✭I would like to submit a column for said publication titled: "10 hot dating tips from Rigurt the Brash! "Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!3 -
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✭✭Awesome!I AM UPDATING MY PRIVACY POLICY
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
∽∽∽ 2 years of Elder Scrolls Online ∼∼∼
"Give us money" = Box sales & monthly sub fees,
"moar!" = £10 palomino horse,
"MOAR!" = Switch to B2P, launch cash shop,
"MOAR!!" = Charge for DLC that subs had already paid for,
"MOAR!!!" = Experience scrolls and riding lessons,
"MOARR!!!" = Vampire/werewolf bites,
"MOAARRR!!!" = CS exclusive motifs,
"MOOAARRR!!!" = Crown crates,
"MOOOAAARRR!!!" = 'Chapter's' bought separately from ESO+,
"MOOOOAAAARRRR!!!!" = ???
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✭✭✭✭✭I managed to get my hands on a leaked picture from this year's swimsuit edition photoshoot.
Someone stole my sweetrollCaius Drusus Imperial DK (DC)
Bragg Ironhand Orc Temp (DC)
Neesha Stalks-Shadows Argonian NB (EP)
Falidir Altmer Sorcr (AD)
J'zharka Khajiit NB (AD)Isabeau Runeseer Breton Sorc (DC)
Fevassa Dunmer DK (EP)
Manut Redguard Temp (AD)
Tylera the Summoner Altmer Sorc (EP)
Svari Snake-Blood Nord DK (AD)Ashlyn D'Elyse Breton NB (EP)
Filindria Bosmer Temp (DC)
Vigbjorn the Wanderer Nord Warden (EP)
Hrokki Winterborn Breton Warden (DC)
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✭✭✭✭✭Wait a minute ... I'M a Breton girl! You're talking about my love for Skordo, aren't you?!?
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Did someone say, Orc girl in swimsuit?I managed to get my hands on a leaked picture from this year's swimsuit edition photoshoot.
Because... I have a picture a passing mage took of Kes during a certain festival a while back! (...before she decked him and broke his nose. Hey, it was a reflex! And she said she was sorry afterwards, but he just scurried off and has been hiding in the mages guildhall ever since...)
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✭✭✭✭I managed to get my hands on a leaked picture from this year's swimsuit edition photoshoot.
I can't waitGold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 500 -
barbusska✭✭✭I caught the currier and after applying an adequate mixture of intimidation and seducing he finally confessed that the I will be on the cover photo in the next issue!
Thoridyss
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✭I found this page on the ground in Orsinium, perhaps it was from the magazine:
."Proper orc-stretches to with a two-hander to prepare for battle whilst your group is faffing."
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ynimma✭✭✭✭Rev Rielle wrote: »I found this page on the ground in Orsinium, perhaps it was from the magazine:
."Proper orc-stretches to with a two-hander to prepare for battle whilst your group is faffing."
Yes, that's the one page missing between page 277 and 279! And the cultural reference it evokes is priceless.
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ynimma✭✭✭✭...a torn and weathered cover page of the new issue fell off the wagon today...
I might just get a full magazine for next time!
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ynimma✭✭✭✭PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »PelinalWhitestrake wrote: »That's locked behind ESO+, isn't it?
Not sure what you mean. I have no ESO+ but thinking about it! (That extra furnishing space would help a lot!)
No, I was just joking by asking if you need ESO+ to read said magazine
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ynimma✭✭✭✭Fresh and crunchy, the new magazine cover is out!
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Sheezabeast✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭yay! *inhales the fresh ink and the smell of a ripe Orc*
Grand Master Crafter, Beta baby who grew with the game. PC/NA. @Sheezabeast if you have crafting needs!1
