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Houses are missing this really important detail...

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Illurian
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So I have a laundry area to clean my clothes that don't get dirty. So I have a kitchen to cook food that I don't eat. I have beds with sheets that I can't sleep under.

But where are the toilets?!
Kiss the chaos.
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  • runagate
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    Alessia Bridge is where all the offal goes.
  • Myrrah
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    Illurian wrote: »
    So I have a laundry area to clean my clothes that don't get dirty. So I have a kitchen to cook food that I don't eat. I have beds with sheets that I can't sleep under.

    But where are the toilets?!

    people in my guild are building them-using that banded breton pot (ya know the silver one) sunk into something so it leaves a hole-lol! i thought that was an awesome idea n wished i'd thought of it before i reached my item limit. now i don't want to have to figure out what to remove just to make a bathroom
  • Enodoc
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    There's no furnishing item specifically called "chamberpot" but that's probably what you want ;)
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  • xSilverDeathx
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    I imagine it'd be either a bucket or a hole in the ground. I've seen the pitchers and bowls for bathing in some of the npc housing. Rarely seen any bathtubs so maybe toilets aren't too common in Tamriel?
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  • Myrrah
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    xSilverDeathx wrote: »
    I imagine it'd be either a bucket or a hole in the ground. I've seen the pitchers and bowls for bathing in some of the npc housing. Rarely seen any bathtubs so maybe toilets aren't too common in Tamriel?

    toilets and kids. both missing in tamriel-raising a lot of questions o.O
  • Illurian
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    And what did you dedicate to be the "chamber pot room"? My house (Mathiison Mansion) doesn't even have rooms so I can't think of an appropriate place to put the chamber pot. I guess I could put it outside in the grass but with all that sophistication on the inside...
    Kiss the chaos.
  • Enodoc
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    Illurian wrote: »
    And what did you dedicate to be the "chamber pot room"? My house (Mathiison Mansion) doesn't even have rooms so I can't think of an appropriate place to put the chamber pot. I guess I could put it outside in the grass but with all that sophistication on the inside...
    Chamberpots don't have their own room... they go under the bed :stuck_out_tongue:
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  • Illurian
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    Enodoc wrote: »
    Illurian wrote: »
    And what did you dedicate to be the "chamber pot room"? My house (Mathiison Mansion) doesn't even have rooms so I can't think of an appropriate place to put the chamber pot. I guess I could put it outside in the grass but with all that sophistication on the inside...
    Chamberpots don't have their own room... they go under the bed :stuck_out_tongue:

    Butbut... The smell... I... Nooooo. :s
    Kiss the chaos.
  • LadyLavina
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    Illurian wrote: »

    But where are the toilets?!

    Here's a shovel. Dig a hole in your yard, do what you've gotta do, fill in said hole.

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  • Katahdin
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    Kajiit just need a big pile of sand in the bacK yard
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  • Enodoc
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    Illurian wrote: »
    Enodoc wrote: »
    Illurian wrote: »
    And what did you dedicate to be the "chamber pot room"? My house (Mathiison Mansion) doesn't even have rooms so I can't think of an appropriate place to put the chamber pot. I guess I could put it outside in the grass but with all that sophistication on the inside...
    Chamberpots don't have their own room... they go under the bed :stuck_out_tongue:
    Butbut... The smell... I... Nooooo. :s
    The alternative to putting them there is to keep them in a special nightstand.
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  • Illurian
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    Enodoc wrote: »
    Illurian wrote: »
    Enodoc wrote: »
    Illurian wrote: »
    And what did you dedicate to be the "chamber pot room"? My house (Mathiison Mansion) doesn't even have rooms so I can't think of an appropriate place to put the chamber pot. I guess I could put it outside in the grass but with all that sophistication on the inside...
    Chamberpots don't have their own room... they go under the bed :stuck_out_tongue:
    Butbut... The smell... I... Nooooo. :s
    The alternative to putting them there is to keep them in a special nightstand.

    :D What a nice surprise for guests!
    Edited by Illurian on February 16, 2017 3:57PM
    Kiss the chaos.
  • Myyth
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    Illurian wrote: »

    But where are the toilets?!

    I have a found a clue that could explain the mystery of toilets. I looted this item -

    http://esoitem.uesp.net/itemLink.php?itemid=73783

    "King Dumac's Royal Latrine Cloth Roll - Originally believed to be a banner of the Dwarven royal house of Red Mountain"

    Dwarves had latrines and their kings had toilet paper! The secret of this technology must have been lost over the centuries.
    For you now youll just to keep using your [Portable Chamber Pot]
    http://esoitem.uesp.net/itemLink.php?itemid=62906




    Edited by Myyth on February 16, 2017 4:16PM
  • Kodrac
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    There was one Altmer home I previewed in Furnished mode, I wanna say the inn room in Skywatch, that had a bucket next to the bed.
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    Kodrac wrote: »
    There was one Altmer home I previewed in Furnished mode, I wanna say the inn room in Skywatch, that had a bucket next to the bed.

    There are MANY houses that come with buckets by the bed for the furnished versions. Lol
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  • Enodoc
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    Myyth wrote: »
    For you now youll just to keep using your [Portable Chamber Pot]
    http://esoitem.uesp.net/itemLink.php?itemid=62906
    I knew there was one somewhere! I'd forgotten it was a contraband item rather than a furnishing.
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  • BlackSparrow
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    Katahdin wrote: »
    Kajiit just need a big pile of sand in the bacK yard

    You know, I just realized that Elswyr is pretty much one big sandbox. O_o
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    Nephikah the Houseless, dunmer assassin: "I suppose I could use the break. I have a lot of business holdings now that need management."
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    Silh'ki, khajiit warrior-chef: "Would this one be able to go outside, to the nearby river? It's hard to fish without water!"
    Peregrine Huntress, bosmer hunter: "Who is forcing me to stay inside, and where can I find them?"
    Lorenyawe, altmer mechanist: "And why would I want to go outside in the first place? Too much to be done in the workshop."
    Lorelai Magpie, breton master thief: "I'd go nuts. Lucky for me, I have a little experience sneaking out!"
    Rasheda the Burning Heart, redguard knight: "I would continue my training to keep my skills sharp."
    Hex-Eye Azabi, khajiit daedric priestess: "I suppose it would be lucky, then, that I built a shrine to Mephala in my backyard."
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    Madam Argentia, vampire dunmer aristocrat: "I suppose it would be more of the same. I have a rather... contentious relationship with the sun."
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    Illurian wrote: »
    So I have a laundry area to clean my clothes that don't get dirty. So I have a kitchen to cook food that I don't eat. I have beds with sheets that I can't sleep under.

    But where are the toilets?!

    uhh well ever heard the phrase about "not having a pot to..."

    there are quite a few large "pots" craftable and sitting on the floor broad and open.

    just remember - do not stand under the window in the wee hours of the morning

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    STEVIL wrote: »
    the wee hours of the morning
    So that's where that phrase comes from! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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  • Myyth
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    Enodoc wrote: »
    Myyth wrote: »
    For you now youll just to keep using your [Portable Chamber Pot]
    http://esoitem.uesp.net/itemLink.php?itemid=62906
    I knew there was one somewhere! I'd forgotten it was a contraband item rather than a furnishing.

    Yes, and if that chamber pot is a little too common for you, there is this blue quality chamber pot for those who only poop in the finest earthenware -

    http://esoitem.uesp.net/itemLink.php?itemid=62372&summary

    Ceramic Dark Elf Chamber Pot -A lavishly decorated chamber pot of rich Morrowind earthenware, only slightly used.

    I havnt yet stolen an epic or legendary chamber pot, but I am sure this one out there!
    Edited by Myyth on February 16, 2017 10:29PM
  • Kodrac
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    MissBizz wrote: »
    Kodrac wrote: »
    There was one Altmer home I previewed in Furnished mode, I wanna say the inn room in Skywatch, that had a bucket next to the bed.

    There are MANY houses that come with buckets by the bed for the furnished versions. Lol

    Well there you go. Problem solved OP.
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    This is what I did:

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    It's funny, that golden pot and scroll are super expensive / rare purple fancy items, which I use for toilet paper and a chamber pot lol XD

    Also, you can't see it, but I do have a wash tub there for bathing.
    Edited by The_Undefined on February 16, 2017 10:51PM
  • srfrogg23
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    Illurian wrote: »
    So I have a laundry area to clean my clothes that don't get dirty. So I have a kitchen to cook food that I don't eat. I have beds with sheets that I can't sleep under.

    But where are the toilets?!

    Indoor plumbing? That's for sissies. Go outside and wipe yer butt with some poison ivy like a true badass!
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    If your character is a mage, then you can just open a portal to your washroom.
    Edited by MLGProPlayer on February 16, 2017 11:04PM
  • Emphatic_Static
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    Take the tour of my house, Bathroom problem solved!

    FULL TOUR ---> https://youtube.com/watch?v=UM24KRpDqbA&feature=youtu.be

    Thanks!
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    Illurian wrote: »
    So I have a laundry area to clean my clothes that don't get dirty. So I have a kitchen to cook food that I don't eat. I have beds with sheets that I can't sleep under.

    But where are the toilets?!

    Chamber pot.
  • Tommy_The_Gun
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    Illurian wrote: »
    But where are the toilets?!

    Off screen, on the character select screen xD
  • Elsonso
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    Illurian wrote: »
    So I have a laundry area to clean my clothes that don't get dirty. So I have a kitchen to cook food that I don't eat. I have beds with sheets that I can't sleep under.

    But where are the toilets?!

    For you, I recommend The Sims 2. Sims in that game are obsessed with the bathroom. :smile:
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  • Cadbury
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    Forget toilets.

    Where's my sink, refrigerator, and microwave?
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