and come to the Wayshrine in Stros M'kai and stand in a big circle. When a brand new player arrives everyone /w them all at once, "What did you do to the server?"
I guarantee they'll remember that forever.
It's odd how little we as a community of forum trolls come together to mess with the people who merely play the game and rely on us to somehow memorize every tidbit of minutiae posted here. We do all the work and should get some sort of in-game superpower - like being able to have a party at the end of Trials and greet people who come running in with ... oh, you
just missed the boss, but he'll be back later. Have some cake and dance with us. Just 100 friendly people, standing around all wearing the same costume.