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Hope you enjoy this educational roleplay!

arena25
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The Most Tiring Job in Bleakrock

Dramatis Personae:

Captain Rana
Bee'lest, one of Arena25's characters
A few marks
A runestone

<the curtain rises to reveal a tense situation in Captain Rana's office between Captain Rana and Bee'lest>

Captain Rana: BEE'LEST, the amount of people botting in Bleakrock is UNACCEPTABLE!
Bee'lest: I am well aware of this situation, but I am can only run around in Bleakrock as my inventory allows me.
Captain Rana: I tire of the excuses. By Vivec's command, I'm ordering you to deal with these bots.
Bee'lest: I will increase my trips around Bleakrock if that's what you require.
Captain Rana: See that you do. If you make some progress by the end of the day, I'll give you a small blessing.
Bee'lest: On my way. By your leave, Captain.
Captain Rana: Make the Three proud, Bee'lest.

<After 6 hours of picking up and dropping marks, Bee'lest produces 3 likely bots for the gods to judge and possibly strike down.>

<Captain Rana finally catches up with Bee'lest near the little isle where 2 wolves like to frequent.>

Captain Rana: You have done well. As a reward, I'll give you a blessing in the form of showing you something.

<Captain Rana leads Bee'lest to a runestone that is hidden under a low ledge.>

Captain Rana: Go ahead, take a look.

<Bee'lest examines the runestone. She instantly turns three shades of white.>

Bee'lest: That's...that's...a KUTA! I haven't looted one in months!

Captain Rana: There's your reward. Now, continue hunting for bots!

Bee'lest: Yes, Captain.

<Bee'lest exits the scene. Captain Rana turns to the audience.>

Captain Rana: The moral of the story is...the bots are still around, so do your best to identify and report these soulless ones. With that, let's move on to tonight's main event, "A Hypothetical Treachery."

<The curtain falls.>



TL;DR These soulless bots are still running amok, mostly concentrated in Bleakrock, Stros M'kai, and the like, and I'm asking you to please report any and all you come across.

ZOS makes catching bots high on their priority list for a reason. So let's keep the integrity of the land and blast these bots out of Tamriel!

Arena25
Edited by arena25 on January 27, 2017 11:17PM
If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • DigitalShibby
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    you need a new hobby
  • arena25
    arena25
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    you need a new hobby

    What do you mean, mate?
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • robertthebard
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    Ok, but if I don't get a Kuta, I'm going to be highly upset, there may even be tears. :p
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