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Vivec's 14th sermon
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"The holy one returned at last, Vehk, golden with wisdom. His head found its body had been tenderly used. He mentioned this to Molag Bal, who told him that he should thank the Barons of Move Like This, 'For I have yet to learn how to refine my rapture. My love is accidentally shaped like a spear.'
So Vivec, who had a grain of Ayem's mercy, set about to teach Molag Bal in the ways of belly-magic. They took their spears out and compared them. Vivec bit new words onto the King of ***'s so that it might give more than ruin to the uninitiated. This has since become a forbidden ritual, though people still practice it in secret.
Here is why: The Velothi and demons and monsters that were watching all took out their own spears. There was much biting and the earth became wet. And this was the last laugh of Molag Bal:
'Watch as the earth shall crack, heavy with so much power, that should have been forever unalike!'"
https://www.imperial-library.info/content/thirty-six-lessons-vivec-sermon-fourteen
Can we get belly magic added to the game along with spears and spear biting.
Edited by Oakmontowls_ESO on January 22, 2017 3:14AM So Vivec, who had a grain of Ayem's mercy, set about to teach Molag Bal in the ways of belly-magic. They took their spears out and compared them. Vivec bit new words onto the King of ***'s so that it might give more than ruin to the uninitiated. This has since become a forbidden ritual, though people still practice it in secret.
Here is why: The Velothi and demons and monsters that were watching all took out their own spears. There was much biting and the earth became wet. And this was the last laugh of Molag Bal:
'Watch as the earth shall crack, heavy with so much power, that should have been forever unalike!'"
https://www.imperial-library.info/content/thirty-six-lessons-vivec-sermon-fourteen
Can we get belly magic added to the game along with spears and spear biting.
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Serious question: Is " Belly Magic" a codeword for gas?Edited by Cadbury on January 22, 2017 3:21AM"If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."5 -
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Serious question: Is " Belly Magic" a codeword for gas?
Nope. Just sweet tender banging.#MakeSummersetGreatAgain! http://bit.ly/1sphMz72 -
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What exactly is the magic that can happen from this?Edited by Metafae on January 22, 2017 3:56AM0 -
RealLifeRedguard✭✭✭They were biting symbols into their willies?
What exactly is the magic that can happen from this?
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✭✭✭✭✭starkerealm wrote: »
You know there's probably a MLP x Elder Scrolls fanfic somewhere....Just sayin'
Muhahahahahaha
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Is it really that much weirder than this fandom? :P#MakeSummersetGreatAgain! http://bit.ly/1sphMz71 -
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✭✭✭RealLifeRedguard wrote: »
Or some variants of the Egyptian cosmogony.
There's some seriously obscure and braniac references in Elder Scrolls lore.0 -
zuto40✭✭✭✭✭any templars wanna compare spears?Stamblade- Legate
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✭✭✭✭✭Hey while we're at it, anyone wanna hear the story behind Tamriel's first Vampire? It also involves Molag Bal and his Spear.CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
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Vivec: Worse, buddy. They're buying it.0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭From ESO itself:
Then maybe check out The Real Barenziah Part Three.
Tamriel is a weird place. Just sayin'.PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!10 -
corrosivechains✭✭✭✭✭Oakmontowls_ESO wrote: »"The holy one returned at last, Vehk, golden with wisdom. His head found its body had been tenderly used. He mentioned this to Molag Bal, who told him that he should thank the Barons of Move Like This, 'For I have yet to learn how to refine my rapture. My love is accidentally shaped like a spear.'
So Vivec, who had a grain of Ayem's mercy, set about to teach Molag Bal in the ways of belly-magic. They took their spears out and compared them. Vivec bit new words onto the King of ***'s so that it might give more than ruin to the uninitiated. This has since become a forbidden ritual, though people still practice it in secret.
Here is why: The Velothi and demons and monsters that were watching all took out their own spears. There was much biting and the earth became wet. And this was the last laugh of Molag Bal:
'Watch as the earth shall crack, heavy with so much power, that should have been forever unalike!'"
https://www.imperial-library.info/content/thirty-six-lessons-vivec-sermon-fourteen
Can we get belly magic added to the game along with spears and spear biting.
first thing that popped into my mind:
https://youtu.be/JH3Hrtth8fI "Could you post me a link to the official MMO rule book please." - clayandaudrey_ESO0 -
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✭✭✭✭✭MornaBaine wrote: »
Only the original Daggerfall version is the saucy one.
No, I've never read it before...."If a person is truly desirous of something, perhaps being set on fire does not seem so bad."4 -
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✭There needs to be a lore test to be able to post on the forums so we can have more interesting conversations about the weirder and darker aspects of the lore without people claiming triggered and getting the thread locked.6 -
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✭✭✭✭✭MornaBaine wrote: »From ESO itself:
Then maybe check out The Real Barenziah Part Three.
Tamriel is a weird place. Just sayin'.
Falanu Hlaalu approves.
https://youtu.be/6uB5ZyLpXlw
And I find it kinda funny thta our char knows so much about that subject.
Edited by LadyNalcarya on January 22, 2017 5:10PMDro-m'Athra Destroyer | Divayth Fyr's Coadjutor | Voice of Reason
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✭Oakmontowls_ESO wrote: »There needs to be a lore test to be able to post on the forums so we can have more interesting conversations about the weirder and darker aspects of the lore without people claiming triggered and getting the thread locked.
Exactly. Threads that are purely based upon the lore should not be lockable. Individual comments that do not comply with the forum rules should be controlled, not the thread itself.With cold regards,
Mythic
Favorite Characters:Kilith Telvayn, Dunmer Telvanni Sorcerer (main)
Kilith, Dunmer Magblade (old main)
Vadusa Venim, Dunmer crafter (older main)
Hir Hlaalu, Dunmer Warden
Søren Icehelm, N'wah Warden
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✭MornaBaine wrote: »From ESO itself:
Then maybe check out The Real Barenziah Part Three.
Tamriel is a weird place. Just sayin'.
My thread on slavery and its impact on the lore was definitely more disgusting than this. I can really see how the devs @ZOS pride themself on a family-friendly environment.Edited by MythicEmperor on January 22, 2017 6:06PMWith cold regards,
Mythic
Favorite Characters:Kilith Telvayn, Dunmer Telvanni Sorcerer (main)
Kilith, Dunmer Magblade (old main)
Vadusa Venim, Dunmer crafter (older main)
Hir Hlaalu, Dunmer Warden
Søren Icehelm, N'wah Warden
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✭✭✭✭✭MythicEmperor wrote: »MornaBaine wrote: »From ESO itself:
Then maybe check out The Real Barenziah Part Three.
Tamriel is a weird place. Just sayin'.
My thread on slavery and its impact on the lore was definitely more disgusting than this. I can really see how the devs @ZOS pride themself on a family-friendly environment.
Yeah, its weird... This game is VERY tame considering that its M rated anyway.
And TES lore has always been, well, disturbing at times.Dro-m'Athra Destroyer | Divayth Fyr's Coadjutor | Voice of Reason
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✭KoshkaMurka wrote: »MythicEmperor wrote: »MornaBaine wrote: »From ESO itself:
Then maybe check out The Real Barenziah Part Three.
Tamriel is a weird place. Just sayin'.
My thread on slavery and its impact on the lore was definitely more disgusting than this. I can really see how the devs @ZOS pride themself on a family-friendly environment.
Yeah, its weird... This game is VERY tame considering that its M rated anyway.
And TES lore has always been, well, disturbing at times.
Its darker tones are what set it aside from the generic fantasy settings, IMO. Take it away, and you have a WOW clone.With cold regards,
Mythic
Favorite Characters:Kilith Telvayn, Dunmer Telvanni Sorcerer (main)
Kilith, Dunmer Magblade (old main)
Vadusa Venim, Dunmer crafter (older main)
Hir Hlaalu, Dunmer Warden
Søren Icehelm, N'wah Warden
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✭✭✭✭"And the spirit fled from them, and they split among hills and forests to find her, all grieving that they had become a villainous people. Hrol and his shieldthane were the only ones to find her, and the king spoke to her, saying, I love you sweet Aless, sweet wife of Shor and of Auri-el and the Sacred Bull, and would render this land alive again, not through pain but through a return to the dragon-fires of covenant, to join east and west and throw off all ruin. And the shieldthane bore witness to the spirit opening naked to his king, carving on a nearby rock the words AND HROL DID LOVE UNTO A HILLOCK before dying in the sight of their union.
When the fifteen other knights found King Hrol, they saw him dead after his labors against a mound of mud. And they parted each in their way, and some went mad, and the two that returned to their homeland beyond Twil would say nothing of Hrol, and acted ashamed for him."
...then the poor hillock grew into a mountain and gave birth to Reman who was, in his own words, "CYRODIIL COME".5 -
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✭✭✭✭✭"And the spirit fled from them, and they split among hills and forests to find her, all grieving that they had become a villainous people. Hrol and his shieldthane were the only ones to find her, and the king spoke to her, saying, I love you sweet Aless, sweet wife of Shor and of Auri-el and the Sacred Bull, and would render this land alive again, not through pain but through a return to the dragon-fires of covenant, to join east and west and throw off all ruin. And the shieldthane bore witness to the spirit opening naked to his king, carving on a nearby rock the words AND HROL DID LOVE UNTO A HILLOCK before dying in the sight of their union.
When the fifteen other knights found King Hrol, they saw him dead after his labors against a mound of mud. And they parted each in their way, and some went mad, and the two that returned to their homeland beyond Twil would say nothing of Hrol, and acted ashamed for him."
...then the poor hillock grew into a mountain and gave birth to Reman who was, in his own words, "CYRODIIL COME".
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Wait a guy had sex with a hill and it grew into a mountain?"And the spirit fled from them, and they split among hills and forests to find her, all grieving that they had become a villainous people. Hrol and his shieldthane were the only ones to find her, and the king spoke to her, saying, I love you sweet Aless, sweet wife of Shor and of Auri-el and the Sacred Bull, and would render this land alive again, not through pain but through a return to the dragon-fires of covenant, to join east and west and throw off all ruin. And the shieldthane bore witness to the spirit opening naked to his king, carving on a nearby rock the words AND HROL DID LOVE UNTO A HILLOCK before dying in the sight of their union.
When the fifteen other knights found King Hrol, they saw him dead after his labors against a mound of mud. And they parted each in their way, and some went mad, and the two that returned to their homeland beyond Twil would say nothing of Hrol, and acted ashamed for him."
...then the poor hillock grew into a mountain and gave birth to Reman who was, in his own words, "CYRODIIL COME".
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✭"And the spirit fled from them, and they split among hills and forests to find her, all grieving that they had become a villainous people. Hrol and his shieldthane were the only ones to find her, and the king spoke to her, saying, I love you sweet Aless, sweet wife of Shor and of Auri-el and the Sacred Bull, and would render this land alive again, not through pain but through a return to the dragon-fires of covenant, to join east and west and throw off all ruin. And the shieldthane bore witness to the spirit opening naked to his king, carving on a nearby rock the words AND HROL DID LOVE UNTO A HILLOCK before dying in the sight of their union.
When the fifteen other knights found King Hrol, they saw him dead after his labors against a mound of mud. And they parted each in their way, and some went mad, and the two that returned to their homeland beyond Twil would say nothing of Hrol, and acted ashamed for him."
...then the poor hillock grew into a mountain and gave birth to Reman who was, in his own words, "CYRODIIL COME".
This triggers me; I don't see the hill consenting. #hillocklivesmatter
With cold regards,
Mythic
Favorite Characters:Kilith Telvayn, Dunmer Telvanni Sorcerer (main)
Kilith, Dunmer Magblade (old main)
Vadusa Venim, Dunmer crafter (older main)
Hir Hlaalu, Dunmer Warden
Søren Icehelm, N'wah Warden
Fargoth of Morrowind, Bosmer commoner1
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