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Street sweeping netches??

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Krossus
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Would you like to see Tamriel less cluttered? If so, what do you all think about a profession where you are paid "X" amount of gold for performing weekly maintenance to the various locales in ESO? How it will work? Players meet players in certain parts on the major city hubs that are riding gray horses with netches attached underneath them. They simply click on the netch's tentacles and can deposit their junk inside of them, which acts as a trash receptacle. In return, you give the player mounted on the horse some gold for his service.
Edited by Krossus on January 12, 2017 10:37PM
Know thyself, know thy enemy; a thousand battles, a thousand victories.......................Sun Tzu

Street sweeping netches?? 58 votes

Yes, absolutely!
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GilvothKrossusFfastylKammakaziSovjetTheRealPotorooHereKittehKitteh 7 votes
No, this is a terrible idea!
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MojmirUlfgardeSheezabeastRunszykWalksonGraves 6 votes
WTF!!!
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SirAndyTabbycatSlurgaubrey.baconb16_ESOinflaburwb17_ESOmertustaDelgentbottleofsyrupTerraDewBerryHermodMasterSpatulaWald1naBouldercleaventheogenicTheShadowScoutYinmaigaoLarianaSlinkySlackmakeumrageThe_4O4 45 votes
  • srfrogg23
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    Umm... what?
  • rotaugen454
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    Only if they can suck up the hobos another thread wants squatting on our property.
    "Get off my lawn!"
  • Sovjet
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    Yes, absolutely!
    Awesome idea :D
    For every player that quits, more will join in my name - Molag Bal 2E 583
  • Gilvoth
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    Yes, absolutely!
    let those less fortunate make some gold.
    i adhere to this idea.
  • ForsakenSin
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    WTF!!!
    ..... all i got from reading this is " tentacles" and " junk" :D
    "By many i am seen as hero...as a savior of the Tamriel i will not stop until every Daedra every evil there is in Tamriel is vanquish by my hands..
    However i do this for my own purpose to gain trust of mortals to worship me and to eliminate my competition i will not bend my knee to lead your army to serve you Molag Bal , i will simply just take it from you.."--- Forsaken Sin( Magica Sorc)


    Arise From Darkness Forsaken SIn
    "You have been a loyal High Elf Magica Sorc
    Conjure of Darkness, Master of Magic
    Killer of Molag Bal and Savior of Ebonheart Pact
    Until Dark Brotherhood killed you...
    but now..NOW its time to Arise From Darkness once again..."

  • LordGavus
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    Hmm, a thread about being a cleaner. Yesterday there was one about being able to litter.

    You can do chores in real life, in fantasy games I prefer to throw around magic and kill monsters.
  • Bouldercleave
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    WTF!!!
    Seriously - I have a job already.


    I have no words for this idea, just no words at all...

    Edit: NO NETCH TENTACLES WILL EVER TOUCH MY JUNK!
    Edited by Bouldercleave on January 12, 2017 11:57PM
  • Yinmaigao
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    WTF!!!
    My brain hurts after reading this >_<
  • Tabbycat
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    WTF!!!
    Bouldercleave wrote: »
    Seriously - I have a job already.


    I have no words for this idea, just no words at all...

    Edit: NO NETCH TENTACLES WILL EVER TOUCH MY JUNK!

    You have made me laugh out loud.
    Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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  • itehache
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    WTF!!!
    :lol: Which trash? This is a crazy idea but yeah, sure, why not? I guess xD
  • Slurg
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    WTF!!!
    What do you mean I don't get to ride directly on the netch?!
    Happy All the Holidays To You and Yours!
    Remembering better days of less RNG in all the things.
  • ThePonzzz
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    What junk are they cleaning?
  • Tryxus
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    ForsakenSin wrote: »
    ..... all i got from reading this is " tentacles" and " junk" :D

    Add in Hermaeus Mora and you got Hentai
    "We're all born under the same sky and on the same earth. Therefore, we all deserve the same amount of respect."
    Tryxus of the Undying Song - Warden - PC/EU
  • Yinmaigao
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    WTF!!!
    ThePonzzz wrote: »
    What junk are they cleaning?

    If it's the excess training/prosperous/well-fitted crap from end game drops... I could get behind this.
  • runagate
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    First you want to litter then you want us to pay you to pick up your trash?
  • Taleof2Cities
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    The game should bring back Silt Strider transport too ...
  • MythicEmperor
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    WTF!!!
    I think the OP's spent too much time in Apocrypha.
    With cold regards,
    Mythic

    Favorite Characters:
    Kilith Telvayn, Dunmer Telvanni Sorcerer (main)
    Kilith, Dunmer Magblade (old main)
    Vadusa Venim, Dunmer crafter (older main)
    Hir Hlaalu, Dunmer Warden
    Søren Icehelm, N'wah Warden
    Fargoth of Morrowind, Bosmer commoner
  • Mwnci
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    WTF!!!
    ThePonzzz wrote: »
    What junk are they cleaning?

    Yours.
    Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin, naal ok zin los vahriin,
    Wah dein vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!
    Ahrk fin norok paal graan fod nust hon zindro zaan,
    Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!
  • WhiteMage
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    Can I vote for 2 options at the same time?
    The generally amicable yet sporadically salty magplar that may or may not have 1vXed you in Sotha Sil. Who knows?
  • Enslaved
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    WTF!!!
    You seem obsessed with junk, filth, poop and similar stuff, lol.
  • TheShadowScout
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    WTF!!!
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    :p;):D
  • Dragonnord
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    Why would I give (and pay) my junk to a netch if I can just destroy it in a second (for free) or even make some gold from some of it?
    SERVER: NA | PLATFORM: PC | OS: Windows 10 | CLIENT: Steam | ESO PLUS: Yes
  • susmitds
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    Someone has been watching hentai!!! :D
  • inflaburwb17_ESO
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    WTF!!!
    LordGavus wrote: »
    Hmm, a thread about being a cleaner. Yesterday there was one about being able to litter.

    You can do chores in real life, in fantasy games I prefer to throw around magic and kill monsters.

    Tomorrow's poll : Should you be able to assist constipated horses in Tamriel?
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