Khajiit Has a Wish - A Wish for Fish

Preyfar

Greetings, Five Claws.

This one has a request, a request most flavorful and delicious. This one has a wish for fish. You see, it was always this one's dream to be a fishmonger of renown, but fish do not flow through the sands outside Dune as readily as one would think. In fact, quite the opposite. Fish do not swim in sand. A shocking development, but unfortunately quite true. A sad state of affairs, no? This one thinks so.

Ahh, but Preyfar also knows many, many things. There are many of you out there who have great stockpiles of fish just languishing away in waste. You do not have time to properly respect such fish. A quantifiable problem if there ever were! My fellow Master Anglers, Khajiit can already see you nodding your heads. We know. I know. You sit upon them many great stacks and filet so vast, so great, so fragrant one could line the very halls of Castle Wayrest with the beautiful flaky meats. People would come from all around to admire them!

This one has a proposition. Send this on your spare fish! He wishes break records for having the most fish of any in the land, and promises to name each and every one of them. If you have fish to spare please consider donating them to a cause so great, for Khajiit wishes to see how many fish he can truly collect in his lifetime before his beautiful bags of crafting can no longer rejoice with the sheer quantity of delectable river dwellers.

Help Khajiit make his dream come true. Donate your spare fish to @Preyfar on PC-NA, and help us create an empire of scaled delights so much even Pacrooti would be envious.

This one has started quite the collection, but needs the help of others who have many such wonders to share. He would love to see hundreds of thousands of such fish grace his eyes.

May Jone and Jode smile upon you and the sands always stay warm, my friends. Unless you are a fish. Sand in one's gills is most unpleasant, or... so he has heard.

ArchMikem

Preyfar wrote: »

aldriq

Bah, I won't fall into this trap... this is clearly a new plan by Molag Bal to bring the planemeld using very long chains of fishy sticks as anchors to Coldharbour! It won't work, though, scamps and lamias eat fish...

jedtb16_ESO

hmmm...... and how many fish do you have?

Preyfar

jedtb16_ESO wrote: »

hmmm...... and how many fish do you have?

The correct answer is "never enough".

Zolexi

I've got about another 10k for you, on eu though -.-

Preyfar

Zolexi wrote: »

I've got about another 10k for you, on eu though -.-

*tear* So close, yet so far!

OutLaw_Nynx

Have like 2k but on PS4 na

Tabbycat

As a crafter, I would like to be able to craft, for my Khajiit friends, two simple objects.

A fish tank that khajiit can put her favorite fish in to watch all day. She may not get much done but she will spend many happy hours watching the fishes swim around.

A fish pond. For the brave Khajiit to dip her paws into and try to catch fishes donated by kind friends.

Karacule_Fairystar

now that you mention about fish, don't you think it looks like a woman's organ?.

[Edited to remove overly specific description - innuendo is ok as long as it's not too overt.]

Stovahkiin

Karacule_Fairystar wrote: »

now that you mention about fish, don't you think it looks like a woman's organ?.

[Edited to remove overly specific description - innuendo is ok as long as it's not too overt.]