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RNGeesus

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Some_Guy
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I like how Zenimax has incorporated RNG into literally every aspect of this game. Will my enchant proc? Let's find out! Will my weapon swap go through? Let's find out! Will my ultimate fire? Let's find out!
My favorite is the load screen RNG. Will I be able to load into Reaper's March? Let's flip the coin and find out!
We Wipe On Trash
Vivian Naiviv CP Altmer Sorcerer
Shivnado the Potato CP Redguard Sorcerer
Cüddle Mönster CP Argonian Sorcerer
Ebonheart Pact Spy CP Dunmer Dragonknight
Delilah Blackheart CP Redguard Dragonknight
My Best Friend CP Argonian Dragonknight
Sensual Heals CP Dunmer Templar
Daggerfall Covenant Spy CP Redguard Templar
Föcùs-Thê-Hælèr CP Argonian Templar
Goes-the-Wrong-Way CP Dunmer Nightblade
Anu'Thir Phuh'Kinspy CP Redguard Nightblade
Works-in-Sweatshop CP Argonian Nightblade
Anu'thir Phuh'kin Bearpun CP Altmer Warden
Bubble Crumbles CP Redguard Warden
A'driån Kin'hör CP Argonian Warden
Clearly, your egg was left in the shade too long.
  • DigitalShibby
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    Will this thread get locked? Let's find out!
  • Lylith
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    Some_Guy wrote: »
    I like how Zenimax has incorporated RNG into literally every aspect of this game. Will my enchant proc? Let's find out! Will my weapon swap go through? Let's find out! Will my ultimate fire? Let's find out!
    My favorite is the load screen RNG. Will I be able to load into Reaper's March? Let's flip the coin and find out!

    will my skill even fire? let's find out...nope...you lose this round of eso rng.

    please try again.



  • ThePonzzz
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    Hah, I certainly love things like whether or not I'll be able to use rapids while riding my mount.
  • starkerealm
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    Nah, "Will I get crowns for subscribing this month" isn't RNG. If you're on PC or PS4, it's yes. If you're on XB1, it's no.
  • jwboudreau1b16_ESO
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    I don't really have a gripe about this, but the name of this thread is amazing.
  • THEDKEXPERIENCE
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    My storm atronauch bear mount I got with the first crown crate I ever opened approves this message. My 15 spinner swords in training do not.
  • jedtb16_ESO
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    erm.... whut?

    i have no complaints with.....

    the rng

    load times

    functionality of skills etc.

    all seems fine to me.
  • Tryxus
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    They even boxed it and are selling it for Crowns
    "We're all born under the same sky and on the same earth. Therefore, we all deserve the same amount of respect."
    Tryxus of the Undying Song - Warden - PC/EU
  • Some_Guy
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    They're selling RNGeesus?
    We Wipe On Trash
    Vivian Naiviv CP Altmer Sorcerer
    Shivnado the Potato CP Redguard Sorcerer
    Cüddle Mönster CP Argonian Sorcerer
    Ebonheart Pact Spy CP Dunmer Dragonknight
    Delilah Blackheart CP Redguard Dragonknight
    My Best Friend CP Argonian Dragonknight
    Sensual Heals CP Dunmer Templar
    Daggerfall Covenant Spy CP Redguard Templar
    Föcùs-Thê-Hælèr CP Argonian Templar
    Goes-the-Wrong-Way CP Dunmer Nightblade
    Anu'Thir Phuh'Kinspy CP Redguard Nightblade
    Works-in-Sweatshop CP Argonian Nightblade
    Anu'thir Phuh'kin Bearpun CP Altmer Warden
    Bubble Crumbles CP Redguard Warden
    A'driån Kin'hör CP Argonian Warden
    Clearly, your egg was left in the shade too long.
  • Banana
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  • Some_Guy
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    I love this image. I am stealing it.
    We Wipe On Trash
    Vivian Naiviv CP Altmer Sorcerer
    Shivnado the Potato CP Redguard Sorcerer
    Cüddle Mönster CP Argonian Sorcerer
    Ebonheart Pact Spy CP Dunmer Dragonknight
    Delilah Blackheart CP Redguard Dragonknight
    My Best Friend CP Argonian Dragonknight
    Sensual Heals CP Dunmer Templar
    Daggerfall Covenant Spy CP Redguard Templar
    Föcùs-Thê-Hælèr CP Argonian Templar
    Goes-the-Wrong-Way CP Dunmer Nightblade
    Anu'Thir Phuh'Kinspy CP Redguard Nightblade
    Works-in-Sweatshop CP Argonian Nightblade
    Anu'thir Phuh'kin Bearpun CP Altmer Warden
    Bubble Crumbles CP Redguard Warden
    A'driån Kin'hör CP Argonian Warden
    Clearly, your egg was left in the shade too long.
  • AzraelKrieg
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    My nine nirncrux and 2 kutas in one night approve of the blessing RNGesus provides. My luck at getting a Grothdarr shoulder piece at all let alone light divines says otherwise.
    Gold Dragons Guildmaster PC-NACR2000+
    Kalthar Wolf-Brother – EP Templar - 50 Maeli Valen - EP NB - 50Naps-During-Trials – EP Templar - 50Rulnakh - EP Sorc - 50Azrael Krieg - EP NB – 50Uvithasa Telvanni – EP DK – 50More-Tail - EP Warden - 50Narile Galen - EP Sorc - 50Bone Soldier - EP Necro - 50Naps-During-Trails - EP Necro - 50
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