King Emeric and his Queen dialogue in Wayrest Castle

Messy1

Has anyone ever heard this dialogue in the throne room?

Queen: Your crown is so cute . . .
King: I hate it
Queen: Can the dog sleep with us tonight?
King: I'd prefer not
Queen: Please, please, please . . .
King: Ugh, fine

This is the WORST dialogue ever makes me feel like King Emeric is weak. We should assassinate him and put an Orc in charge of the DC.

Can we have a DLC . . . called Tamriel: Downfall of King Emeric

Acrolas

If Extra Credits ever made a video called "Video Game Dialogue Probably Written by Divorced Women" ...

rhapsodious

My favorite is when he decides to compliment his wife by calling her "skeletal".

starkerealm

Messy1 wrote: »

Has anyone ever heard this dialogue in the throne room?

Yeah, some of it's pretty funny.

Messy1 wrote: »

This is the WORST dialogue ever makes me feel like King Emeric is weak.

It's not so much that. But he is very awkward with people. It's a consistent theme with his behavior. It's not that he's a weak king, just a reluctant one.

wayfarerx

Messy1 wrote: »

Can we have a DLC . . . called Tamriel: Downfall of King Emeric

Just wanted to point out that this is, in fact, the best idea ever posted to these forums.

Messy1

starkerealm wrote: »

Messy1 wrote: »

Has anyone ever heard this dialogue in the throne room?

Yeah, some of it's pretty funny.

Messy1 wrote: »

This is the WORST dialogue ever makes me feel like King Emeric is weak.

It's not so much that. But he is very awkward with people. It's a consistent theme with his behavior. It's not that he's a weak king, just a reluctant one.

I want to lead a revolt against him!! All 9 of my characters are DC. Time for a change in leadership!

Enslaved

Messy1 wrote: »

Has anyone ever heard this dialogue in the throne room?

Queen: Your crown is so cute . . .
King: I hate it
Queen: Can the dog sleep with us tonight?
King: I'd prefer not
Queen: Please, please, please . . .
King: Ugh, fine

This is the WORST dialogue ever makes me feel like King Emeric is weak. We should assassinate him and put an Orc in charge of the DC.

Can we have a DLC . . . called Tamriel: Downfall of King Emeric

If Kurog was on top of DC foodchain, I might respect DC to some point.

Zyrudin

Enslaved wrote: »

If Kurog was on top of DC foodchain, I might respect DC to some point.

Kurog is dead, mate, I killed him!

Saoirse_Siobhan

Zyrudin wrote: »

Enslaved wrote: »

If Kurog was on top of DC foodchain, I might respect DC to some point.

Kurog is dead, mate, I killed him!

All hail King Bazrag!

JD2013

One doesn't assassinate King Bill Nighy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuLeMSKwVrw

Majic

Emeric's cynicism about being High King is one of his most endearing features.

And the dog is castle-trained, so non-issue.

makeyurself

I used to farm there when I was hunting purple motifs back when I first hit VR. Sometimes, I can still hear them when I leave the castle...I swear it. I'm not crazy, stop looking at me like that.

Enslaved

I am not sure why Emeric does not want to die. Most of the Bretons I saw in game are already either werewolves, vampires, zombies, ghosts, or in lich form. It would seem that a normal state of Breton is to be some kind of undead.

Enodoc

Apparently, when doing the recordings for Emeric, Bill Nighy started ad-libbing. That's what most of his throne room conversations are

Rev Rielle

Are you kidding? His dialogue is great. Thoroughly enjoy it.

Vildebill

I used to farm legerdemain there. Got so tired of that little whineypants
- "This throne is so uncomfortable..."

- "Can we visit my parent pleeeeease?"
- "Maybe next year..."

A-hole...

WhiteCoatSyndrome

starkerealm wrote: »

It's not so much that. But he is very awkward with people. It's a consistent theme with his behavior. It's not that he's a weak king, just a reluctant one.

He also wrote off the lives of everyone in Craglorn as not worth saving. And if someone else peer-pressured him into that decision, that's actually worse--a good king should not be being manipulated by every evil vizier, corrupt noble, and shady priest in the country.

He will never be Emperor as long as the Dominion has something to say about it.

Rev Rielle

Don't forget; he's up there talking to his wife. It's a train-of-thought-esque conversation. He's not being 'a king' when he talks to Marayya.

Ghettokid

Messy1 wrote: »

This is the WORST dialogue ever makes me feel like King Emeric is weak. We should assassinate him and put an Orc in charge of the DC.

Wait a second. U saying that Emeric is not an orc?! So does that mean I have shared bed with unorc all these years?! I need to puke

Messy1

Rev Rielle wrote: »

Don't forget; he's up there talking to his wife. It's a train-of-thought-esque conversation. He's not being 'a king' when he talks to Marayya.

"Up-there" in front of the entire court in a very crowded throne room . . .

Messy1

Vildebill wrote: »

I used to farm legerdemain there. Got so tired of that little whineypants
- "This throne is so uncomfortable..."

- "Can we visit my parent pleeeeease?"
- "Maybe next year..."

A-hole...

Yeah, that's how I started hearing it so much, stealing stuff from his castle lol

bebynnag

i was giggling to myself when mudballing him because the conversation was his wife asking if she was too thin and he was muttering about how how she looked pretty & thin!

Ryuuhime

I absolutely love hearing King Emeric and his wife's conversations. I always stop to listen to them.

bearybrown

another one i love is when he complain that his crown is making his ears looks weird but his wife says it looks good.

Malamar1229

Real Housewives of Tamriel

Rouven

Totally realistic. You might think you are wearing the pants but really you are just a mere pawn.

Pick and chose your battles wisely.

FLuFFyxMuFFiN

He has the best looking shield in the game. Personally my favorite Alliance leader.

Drummerx04

Enslaved wrote: »

I am not sure why Emeric does not want to die. Most of the Bretons I saw in game are already either werewolves, vampires, zombies, ghosts, or in lich form. It would seem that a normal state of Breton is to be some kind of undead.

I was going to disagree with you. Then I remembered that my breton is a vampire.