Sneaky Khajit wants to steal your blueprints, ZOS

Wolfkeks · December 2016

Hey ya,

so I wanted to talk about a little problem I have.
See, I send a ticket to the support team from ZOS, sadly I still don't have an answer. I bought some crowns from Steam, payed via my Steam Wallet but didn't receive those crowns in game.
And here is the problem...

One of my characters wanted to buy this elk from the crown store tomorrow.... not me of course... and she gets a little, nervous (or vengeful, I would say

), because I will probably not log in until the 4th. So, we had a little heart to heart, and since I still don't have an answer from the support team, this little character of me, thought it would be a good idea to steal the blueprints from the ZOS headquarters and solve the problem ourselves...

Now I don't wanna break into ZOS headquarters, but my character here...is a thief and has enough experience to break in after doing all the thieves guild quests....

So, maybe someone has a solution for me? @ZOS_GinaBruno @ZOS_KaiSchober ? Or any other users? Would really appreciate it

P.S.

My character is getting anxious... this damn thief personality...

And reference number:

161220-001954

Sigtric · December 2016

And people wonder why we treat khajiit like criminals!

Naughty_Ryder · December 2016

Hack threat alert!

Preyfar · December 2016

Sigtric wrote: »

And people wonder why we treat khajiit like criminals!

Khajiit is offended by this comment. The stereotypes have gone on far, far too long. "Khajiit is thief, Khajiit has stolen!" you cry. Nonsense. We would never steal from one such as you. Besides, all we found in your pockets were what appeared to be old, stale sweetroll crumbs and a Septim that turned out to be nothing more than fine chocolate with a strange gold foil around it. Nothing worth stealing.

And you accuse us of theft.

You should be ashamed.

Sigtric · December 2016

Preyfar wrote: »

Sigtric wrote: »

And people wonder why we treat khajiit like criminals!

Khajiit is offended by this comment. The stereotypes have gone on far, far too long. "Khajiit is thief, Khajiit has stolen!" you cry. Nonsense. We would never steal from one such as you. Besides, all we found in your pockets were what appeared to be old, stale sweetroll crumbs and a Septim that turned out to be nothing more than fine chocolate with a strange gold foil around it. Nothing worth stealing.

And you accuse us of theft.

You should be ashamed.

Not only a thief, but a liar! I keep my stale sweetroll crumbs in my beard, not my pockets!

Preyfar · December 2016

Sigtric wrote: »

Not only a thief, but a liar! I keep my stale sweetroll crumbs in my beard, not my pockets!

A less than fragrant beard. Try conditioner. Keep it smooth, keep it silky.

Either way, this one hopes Wolfkeks is able to get their crowns to buy their delicious rideable venison mount.

Sigtric · December 2016

Preyfar wrote: »

Sigtric wrote: »

Not only a thief, but a liar! I keep my stale sweetroll crumbs in my beard, not my pockets!

A less than fragrant beard. Try conditioner. Keep it smooth, keep it silky.

Either way, this one hopes Wolfkeks is able to get their crowns to buy their delicious rideable venison mount.

Mmmm venison. Reminds me, I need more arrows.

WhiteCoatSyndrome · December 2016

Preyfar wrote: »

stale sweetroll crumbs and a Septim that turned out to be nothing more than fine chocolate with a strange gold foil around it.

Point of order! Septims aren't a thing yet; that dynasty doesn't start for another century or so.

Preyfar · December 2016

WhiteCoatSyndrome wrote: »

Preyfar wrote: »

stale sweetroll crumbs and a Septim that turned out to be nothing more than fine chocolate with a strange gold foil around it.

Point of order! Septims aren't a thing yet; that dynasty doesn't start for another century or so.

Khajiit would like to point out this is NOT, in fact, a flaw in his knowledge of timelines, lore or canon. At all. In any way. It, was, uh... *looks through his bag of excuse* ...a Skooma-infused vision of the future, filled with terrifying images and revelations that may or may not come true and may or not have involved a garden gnome named Mitch.

Wolfkeks · December 2016

So sadly still no response from ZOS, so sadly my Khajit will break into ZOS headquarters

Well, I tried, but since my ticket is just ignored.... go Khajit and steal their sweetrolls

NordSwordnBoard · December 2016

"Many Bothans died to bring us this information."

Same story, different galaxy. Analyze the blueprints and exploit the weakness for victory!

vyndral13preub18_ESO · December 2016

You know you dont have to put sneaky in front of Khajiit. It is a given. It is like saying drunk Nord. No point.