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The guards needs to lighten up
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XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭so is the guard"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**0 -
Bumblebeelzebub✭✭✭Will you pray with me and pay your fine?
And that's exactly where I would have incurred another bounty.0 -
Tryxus✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭You just made em dark, and you want them to lighten up?"Stand strong, stay true and shelter all."
Tryxus - Guardian of the Green - Warden - PC/EU0
