Maintenance for the week of June 16:
• PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – June 16, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC)
• Xbox: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – June 18, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
• PlayStation®: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – June 18, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
• PC/Mac: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – June 16, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 9:00AM EDT (13:00 UTC)
• Xbox: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – June 18, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
• PlayStation®: NA and EU megaservers for patch maintenance – June 18, 4:00AM EDT (8:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EDT (16:00 UTC)
12 days of maintenance!
Gal
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On the first day of maintenance zos broke for me, 12k ping in pve
On the second day of maintenance zos broke for me, 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the third day of maintenance zos broke for me, 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the fourth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the fifth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the sixth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the seventh day of maintenance zos broke for me, 7 random one shots 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the eighth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 8 busted crown crates 7 random one shots 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the ninth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 9 broken debuffs 8 busted crown crates 7 random one shots 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the tenth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 10 players crashing 9 broken debuffs 8 busted crown crates 7 random one shots 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the eleventh day of maintenance zos broke for me, 11 bannable exploits 10 players crashing 9 broken debuffs 8 busted crown crates 7 random one shots 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the twelfth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 12 days of unnecessary maintenance, 11 bannable exploits 10 players crashing 9 broken debuffs 8 busted crown crates 7 random one shots 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
Thank you all for reading! this is an original parody by Gal
On the second day of maintenance zos broke for me, 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the third day of maintenance zos broke for me, 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the fourth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the fifth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the sixth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the seventh day of maintenance zos broke for me, 7 random one shots 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the eighth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 8 busted crown crates 7 random one shots 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the ninth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 9 broken debuffs 8 busted crown crates 7 random one shots 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the tenth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 10 players crashing 9 broken debuffs 8 busted crown crates 7 random one shots 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the eleventh day of maintenance zos broke for me, 11 bannable exploits 10 players crashing 9 broken debuffs 8 busted crown crates 7 random one shots 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
On the twelfth day of maintenance zos broke for me, 12 days of unnecessary maintenance, 11 bannable exploits 10 players crashing 9 broken debuffs 8 busted crown crates 7 random one shots 6 *** proc sets 5 invisible negates! 4 minute load screens 3 powered swords 2 mechanics critting and and 12k ping in pve
Thank you all for reading! this is an original parody by Gal
Healer for Fang Lair Hard Mode & Odyssey, Competitive Trial guilds on PC/NA
Magicka Templar DD
Magicka Templar Healer
Magicka Warden Healer
Magicka Sorcerer Healer
#2 Group PC NA to clear vMoL HM (Epic Synergy)
Radiant Oppression I Breton Magicka Templar DPS/Healer I All Hardmodes DD'd or Healed
Arab With A Clock I Dark Elf Magicka Dragonknight DPS I Dro-m'Athra Destroyer
Ansei of the First Rank | Breton Magicka Warden Healer | Immortal Redeemer | Soon to be Gryphon Heart | All Hardmodes Healed
Chad Thunderstruck | Breton Magicka Sorcer Healer/DD | All Hardmodes Healed
Magicka Templar DD
Magicka Templar Healer
Magicka Warden Healer
Magicka Sorcerer Healer
#2 Group PC NA to clear vMoL HM (Epic Synergy)
Radiant Oppression I Breton Magicka Templar DPS/Healer I All Hardmodes DD'd or Healed
Arab With A Clock I Dark Elf Magicka Dragonknight DPS I Dro-m'Athra Destroyer
Ansei of the First Rank | Breton Magicka Warden Healer | Immortal Redeemer | Soon to be Gryphon Heart | All Hardmodes Healed
Chad Thunderstruck | Breton Magicka Sorcer Healer/DD | All Hardmodes Healed
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Gal✭✭✭@SanSan I happen to really enjoy parodies, and this was just on my mind walking to my fourth hour class lolHealer for Fang Lair Hard Mode & Odyssey, Competitive Trial guilds on PC/NA
Magicka Templar DD
Magicka Templar Healer
Magicka Warden Healer
Magicka Sorcerer Healer
#2 Group PC NA to clear vMoL HM (Epic Synergy)
Radiant Oppression I Breton Magicka Templar DPS/Healer I All Hardmodes DD'd or Healed
Arab With A Clock I Dark Elf Magicka Dragonknight DPS I Dro-m'Athra Destroyer
Ansei of the First Rank | Breton Magicka Warden Healer | Immortal Redeemer | Soon to be Gryphon Heart | All Hardmodes Healed
Chad Thunderstruck | Breton Magicka Sorcer Healer/DD | All Hardmodes Healed2 -
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@White wabbit My pleasure! Haha, glad you enjoyed itWhite wabbit wrote: »Lol great start to the day ! Thanks
Healer for Fang Lair Hard Mode & Odyssey, Competitive Trial guilds on PC/NA
Magicka Templar DD
Magicka Templar Healer
Magicka Warden Healer
Magicka Sorcerer Healer
#2 Group PC NA to clear vMoL HM (Epic Synergy)
Radiant Oppression I Breton Magicka Templar DPS/Healer I All Hardmodes DD'd or Healed
Arab With A Clock I Dark Elf Magicka Dragonknight DPS I Dro-m'Athra Destroyer
Ansei of the First Rank | Breton Magicka Warden Healer | Immortal Redeemer | Soon to be Gryphon Heart | All Hardmodes Healed
Chad Thunderstruck | Breton Magicka Sorcer Healer/DD | All Hardmodes Healed1 -
DRXHarbinger✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Admin / mods leave this alone please. It's harmless and funny. If you take offense to it please do something about the actual issue instead.PC Master Race
1001CP
8 Flawless Toons, all Classes.
Master Angler
Dro-M'artha Destroyer (at last)
Tamriel Hero
Grand Overlord
Every Skyshard
Down With BOP!12 -
Tempah✭✭✭You made my day ! xD
Invisible negates are a pain though
. Dro'mathra Destroyer, Gryphon Heart, Immortal Redemeer, Tick Tock Tormentor, The Unchained, Exstinguisher of Flames, Flawless Conqueror2 -
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✭You win the internet for today lol. That was amazing!PC-NA - formerly, mommadani907Guild: Weeping Angels - Co-GMTwitter: @ Loralai_907 several Alt accounts....CP 1700+Active characters:Fauna Rosewood ( Bosmer Stam DK - Master Crafter/AD)///Loralai Darknova (Drunken Zombie Bosmer Stam Sorc - PvP/AD)Lilith Darknova ( Dunmer Mag DK - Master Crafter - PvP/AD)///and roughly 1billion alts0 -
NoFlash✭✭✭its funny because its true. sadly we are addicted to a broken game feelsbadmanDaggerfall Covenant
The Ninja Squirrels2 -
AnviOfVai✭✭✭✭✭
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"I appear at my lord's behest, or perhaps I was always here, and you merely lacked the ability to see me."
PS4 - EU
AD - Pet Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - 160
DC - Warden - Werewolf - in - progress - 160
DC - Templar - Tank - 160
DC - Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - in - progress
EP - Dragon Knight -Fire Tank - 160
EP - Nightblade - Damage Dealer - 1605 -
Emothic✭✭✭✭Even though this is something that the forum moderators may lock. I will say that I did enjoy this quite alot, and I really like your creativity in it as well.Lord Emothic Von Hellsing of ze Hellsing Family.
Dragon Knight of the Ebonheart Pact. Xbox One - NA0 -
rootimus✭✭✭✭✭DRXHarbinger wrote: »If you take offense to it please do something about the actual issue instead.
Now you're just being doubly offensive - expecting personal responsibiilty and a thicker skin? Even on the internet, clear communication is important; it can be the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse"; the difference between "knowing your s***" and "knowing you're s***".
Greybeards & Gals - Civilised, laid-back, mature gamers. Beards optional. |1 -
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✭✭Brilliant OP lolOnce I was a lamb, playing in a green field. Then the wolves came. Now I am an eagle and I fly in a different universe.
Been taking heads since TeS 3 Morrowind..
Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014
LvL 50 - Dragon Knight EP [PC-EU] = Illuvutar = Ex The Wabbajack = (Stam DK)
LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Legendary Blades = Evil Ninja/Dueller = (StamBlade)
LvL 50 - Sorcerer DC [PC-EU] = Daemon Lord = (Mag Sorc)
LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Khal-Bladez = (Mag DK)
LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Tenakha Khan = (Stam DK)
LvL 50 - Templar DC [PC-EU]] = Blades The Disgruntled = (Stamplar)
LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Ghost Blades = (Assassin)
LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Malekith The Shadow = (Mag NB)
LvL 50 - Warden DC [PC-EU] = Crimson Blades = (Stamden)
Guild Master of The Bringers Of The Storm.
Harrods
Member Of The Old Guard
PC Closed Betas 2013
PC Mastah Race
Anook Page anook.com/shadow2kk
Been playing since Beta and Early Access0 -
eaton68_ESO✭✭✭queue the nervous laughter ... you know, when something is funny but you don't dare laugh too hardily because it's also unfortunate and real. Anyway, well done - funny and entertaining.1 -
Valen_Byte✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Bravo Bravo!!!! Well done!!!! Love it!!!***Dixon Kay MagDK FORMER EMPEROR***Deca Dix MagDK FORMER EMPORER***Valonious MagPlar FORMER EMPEROR***
GM of BYTE
MAY YOUR DEATHS BE SWIFT, AND YOUR LOAD SCREENS LONG.
And alien tears will fill for him, Pity’s long-broken urn, For his mourners will be outcast men, And outcasts always mourn1 -
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✭*Standing Ovation*
Brilliantly done OP!
Member of the Old GuardMother of the Byte FamilyVyle Byte||Ivana Byte||Vyible Byte||Hakate Vampler Former EMPRESS BWB||Haan Zolo {Retired} (He swung first)||Lunari ||Wardyn Chalyk Tahno||Dirti Dianah||Bonnie||
Viva la Byte0 -
Jamini✭✭✭✭✭I'd bet a bit of cash the devs are laughing a little at this. While crying internally.
Nobody knows the woes of broken code and WHY WON'T IT WORK RIGHT GODAMNIT I SPENT ALL WEEK ON THAT STUPID THINGS ARGLGHGHGLAAAAB-blarg more than developers do.
Still! /clap!"Adapt. or Die."0
