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LOL Toons

Junipus
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The League of Lost Toons.

A thread commemorating those characters who are now parked in loading screen purgatory in Eastmarch until January 5th.

I'll miss you The Legendary Nothing, Flo Knight, Sam Storc the Stam Sorc.

Please post your lost toons so that this holiday season we can fondly remember those who won't be here to share it.
The Legendary Nothing
  • Abeille
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    They are NOT taking my Gyda!

    *furiously trying to log back in*
    Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.

    Meet my characters:
    Command: Do the thing.

    Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
    Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
    Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
    Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
    Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
    Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
    Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
    Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
    Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
    Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.
  • Phinix1
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    Abeille wrote: »
    They are NOT taking my Gyda!

    *furiously trying to log back in*

    Quickly, before someone else does the thing!
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