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Make Cyrodiil Great Again ! A Tamriel Baguette News Report

Etaniel
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Etaniel and Jam the fearless reporter dive into Cyrodiil and try to understand why everyone goes to the Alessia bridge !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNH6kVKeAfE

Enjoy :smiley:
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  • Mojomonkeyman
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    Oh wow, so awesome. Loving it.

    Well done.
    Koma Grey, Chocolate Thunder, Little Mojo, Dagoth Mojo & Mojomancy
  • pjwb16_ESO
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    This is gold ❤️ Je tadore TBN give me more of this, id even be up to play a role if you need one, this is just glorious and definitely the best eso content ive seen
    ~ here since Beta

    My Youtube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCw3x5B-l0S093TAo10WafLA


    EU Server PC @Elendiel
    Fyrusha - NB AD
    Auri-ele - Sorc AD
    Watch me Nae Nae - Magicka DK AD
    Watch me Whip - Magicka DK DC
    Schnuggii - Bubble Templar AD
  • Yuke
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    im glad i know you <3
    Save Us, Microsoft.

    Noricum & Kitesquad™
    YT-Channel
  • Jam
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    pjwb16_ESO wrote: »
    This is gold ❤️ Je tadore TBN give me more of this, id even be up to play a role if you need one, this is just glorious and definitely the best eso content ive seen

    Thank you ! Maybe we'll do more (still on PvP theme) if this video is well received ^^
    IG : @PerfectJam PC/EU/1400+CP
    EU
    • Jam Lamia - (m)Templar Breton - AVA rank 41 - AD
    • Jam Elia - (s)Templar Imperial - AVA rank 31 - AD
    • Jam Siya - (m)Sorcerer Altmer - AVA rank 28 - AD
    • Jam Niera - (s)NB Woodelf - AVA rank 28 - AD
    • Jam Meloa - (m)DK Breton - AVA rank 37 - AD
    • Jam the Zerger - (m)Templar Breton - AVA rank 22 - DC
    • Jam's Karmacoma - (s)DK Redguard - AVA rank 30 - AD
    • Get Jammed - (m)Sorcerer Altmer - AVA rank 23 - EP
    • Jam the Stormelade - (s)Sorcerer Orc - AVA rank 19 - AD
    • J A M - (m)NB Altmer - AVA rank lel - DC
    • Jam the Undead Marmelade - (s)Necro Nord - AVA rank lul - AD
    • Jam the Apparatchik - (m)Warden Breton- AVA rank lul - AD
    • I wanna Jammin with You - (m)Templar Breton - AVA rank lol - EP
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    NA
    • Jam the Marmelade - (m)DK Dunmer - CP160+ - EP
    • Perfect Jam - (m)Sorcerer Altmer - One day... - EP
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    Guilds
    • AWAWAWAWAR - Did you see the goblins ?
    • AoE Rats - 8 men's group
    • Noricum and KiteSquad - Don't forget to stand up for small scale PvP !
    • Former raid leader of French Coq (RIP) - YouTube
    PS : If I sum all my chars...
  • Ishammael
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    That was hilarious. The Italian group and the German tank sealed the deal.
    Edited by Ishammael on December 11, 2016 11:00PM
  • Masterken
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    Ahah so funny guys!! <3 Hope zos Will see this video, at least showing of TRUE pvp atm xD
    Edited by Masterken on December 11, 2016 11:22PM
    @Masterken | EU PC Megaserver |

    Cloud Chasers PVE italian Guild -Dro-m'Athra Destroyer / Tick Tock Tormentor / Immortal Redeemer / Gryphon Heart / Unchained


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    - Necro-Kencer DC Nord StamCro AR 35
    - Frosty The Snow Ken DC Nord Stamden AR 40

  • zyk
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    It is both entertaining and poignant.
  • olsborg
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    Excellent !

    PC EU
    PvP only
  • Bashev
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    Entertaining!
    Because I can!
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    LMAO !
  • Bazeric
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    That was hilarious, great stuff.

    I recognized most of the spots you highlighted in the "Kisses from Cyrodiil." I've been hanging around Cyrodiil for a long time now, plus, there once was a time of larger pops and many instances (buff servers) where I had time to roam around. I enjoy roaming from time to time to remind me of what I am fighting for.

    Seriously though, there are so many awesome POI in Cyrodiil that were obviously left unfinished. Use those to shake things up.

    I just thought of a cool idea.
    _____

    Certain POI will have scheduled quests that occur throughout a cyrodiil day and night. Off the top of my head I am thinking about an escort mission that has a similar mechanic as a scroll grab. The scenario plays like this:

    An Alliance NPC at the quest gate will have "reports from the field."

    When you/group talk to the NPC, they will share one of the POI quests, I'm using my escort quest for this example.

    Dialog example: "Soldier! We have reports of a VIP/Caravan/etc... in distress! We can't let the filthy _(enemy faction here)_ get their hands on them. We need you escort the target back to the safety of _(location here)_ ((like maybe a city that you control so that cities have more meaning, or a keep or gate, though sounds exploitable at that point)) Quickly! There isn't much time!

    From here you get the marker on your map and begin the race against any enemies that received their version of the quest at their gate.

    When you arrive there is a quick mechanic that gives you the target to escort. (like picking up a scroll, but not just a glowing backpack obviously)

    From here you try to get them to the extraction point or whatever you want to call it, but like a scroll, the enemy can ambush and hijack the target.

    You return the target and finish the quest and go back to war until another event happens, or what have you.

    That is a basic creative idea. The rewards would have to be gold, AP, and exp... Not sure how to add a benefit to the alliance war scoring in general, but maybe also get the "blessings of war" buff or a new similar buff.
    Edited by Bazeric on December 12, 2016 9:09AM
    Looking for broken things in hopes they may be fixed. I've given up, my game literally works differently from yours.
    64M+ AP across 9 toons... kinda makes me a GO
  • pcar944
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    haha that is awesome
    One Tamriel killed PVP

    DC Magicka Orc Necromancer climbing those ranks ...
  • Kharapuce
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    Haha epic, so truthful and showing well how pvp is :p

    Those Italian dudes and this German tank was absolutely awesome ! Thumbs up for you guys <3<3
    PC - EU - AD

    RUN I TRIGGERED THEM Baguette'Blade - Nightblade - Wood Elf - AvA 49 - Grand Overlord (reached 12/15/16 /played 100days)
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  • alephthiago
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    BEST REPORT EVAAHHHH
    Walks-in-Shadowss AD Magblade
    *** kitty AD Stamblade
    Paarthurnax's Will AD Magicka DK
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    Klogi Mugdul AD Stamina DK
    Savre Selranni AD Magicka Sorc (being polished)
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  • RoamingRiverElk
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    Perfection. Moar!
    Dalris Aalr - Magicka (Stamina) DK | Dalfish - Magicka Sorc | Dal Aalr - Magicka Warden | Dalrish - Mag/Stam NB | Irana Aalr - PvE Templar
  • Master_Kas
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    Lol is that hexys, the first nightblade who says he's been doing this for 2 years, followed by a clip with selene? xDD

    10/10. I'm dying here.
    EU | PC
  • Jam
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    Master_Kas wrote: »
    Lol is that hexys, the first nightblade who says he's been doing this for 2 years, followed by a clip with selene? xD

    Yes, it is, the unique, the true Hexys :p
    IG : @PerfectJam PC/EU/1400+CP
    EU
    • Jam Lamia - (m)Templar Breton - AVA rank 41 - AD
    • Jam Elia - (s)Templar Imperial - AVA rank 31 - AD
    • Jam Siya - (m)Sorcerer Altmer - AVA rank 28 - AD
    • Jam Niera - (s)NB Woodelf - AVA rank 28 - AD
    • Jam Meloa - (m)DK Breton - AVA rank 37 - AD
    • Jam the Zerger - (m)Templar Breton - AVA rank 22 - DC
    • Jam's Karmacoma - (s)DK Redguard - AVA rank 30 - AD
    • Get Jammed - (m)Sorcerer Altmer - AVA rank 23 - EP
    • Jam the Stormelade - (s)Sorcerer Orc - AVA rank 19 - AD
    • J A M - (m)NB Altmer - AVA rank lel - DC
    • Jam the Undead Marmelade - (s)Necro Nord - AVA rank lul - AD
    • Jam the Apparatchik - (m)Warden Breton- AVA rank lul - AD
    • I wanna Jammin with You - (m)Templar Breton - AVA rank lol - EP
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    NA
    • Jam the Marmelade - (m)DK Dunmer - CP160+ - EP
    • Perfect Jam - (m)Sorcerer Altmer - One day... - EP
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    Guilds
    • AWAWAWAWAR - Did you see the goblins ?
    • AoE Rats - 8 men's group
    • Noricum and KiteSquad - Don't forget to stand up for small scale PvP !
    • Former raid leader of French Coq (RIP) - YouTube
    PS : If I sum all my chars...
  • Jaybe_Mawfaka
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    Lmao this is so golden
    It's my dream to tank the whole planet and be the last man standing
    I can't :D
    Edited by Jaybe_Mawfaka on December 12, 2016 5:06AM
  • skvll
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    Lmao this is so golden
    It's my dream to tank the whole planet and be the last man standing
    I can't :D

    And do the higherst BOL in da world? 4k crit!!
    skvll, co-Guild Master
    The Epic Fail PvP Guild EP (PC/EU)


    Zerg Squad - PvP Guild AD (PC/EU)
    Laufey llvks, DK lvl 50 AD (PvE)
    Nikolà Tesla, Sorcerer lvl 50 AD (PvP/PvE)
    Yefual, Stamplar lvl 50 AD (PvP/PvE)
    Signifer lux dei, mageplar lvl 50 AD (PvP/PvE)

    Tesla Drakonis, Sorcerer lvl 50 EP (PvP)
    The Epic Ker, mageblade lvl 50 EP (PvP)
    Van Healsing, mageplar lvl 50 EP (PvP)
  • WillhelmBlack
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    Omelette du fromage!
    PC EU
  • Iyas
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    Your best vid so far!
    Noricum/ Kitesquad/ PC/EU

    Kitesquad Vol. 1

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=6tGxK9KRrEI
  • LegendaryChef
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    Frost at the end made it for me hahaha
    Zzoro/Elliot Brown/Baldy ~Kitesquad/Noricum~
    PC EU.
    Spider mount was the only good part about morrowind release.
  • pjwb16_ESO
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    Frost at the end made it for me hahaha

    definitiv :D frosty mvp
    ~ here since Beta

    My Youtube Channel: https://youtube.com/channel/UCw3x5B-l0S093TAo10WafLA


    EU Server PC @Elendiel
    Fyrusha - NB AD
    Auri-ele - Sorc AD
    Watch me Nae Nae - Magicka DK AD
    Watch me Whip - Magicka DK DC
    Schnuggii - Bubble Templar AD
  • Ghostbane
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    German @Manoekin at 2:25. Epic.

    I feel sorry for the people who designed some of those places, "Imagine the fights here.."
    {★★★★★ · ★★★★★ · ★★ · ★★★★★}
    350m+ AP PC - EU
    AD :: Imported Waffles [37]EP :: Wee ee ee ee ee [16]DC :: Ghostbane's DK [16], Impending Loadscreen [12]PC - NA
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    Addons
  • Jaybe_Mawfaka
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    *** me man this is too good :D
    best eso vid I've ever seen so far
  • mertusta
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    lel that was awesome xD
  • Drummerx04
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    The Italian group. Breathing hurts I am laughing so hard.

    "The bridge pugs are exceptional! They stack under the oil nice and tight! We blow them up and these idiots always come back!"

    Please please make more of these.
    PC/NA - Nightfighters, Raid Leader and Officer
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    Lilith Tortorici - DC templar trials healer

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    vAS (72k), vMoL HM (160k), vAA HM (135k), vHRC HM, vSO HM (141k), vHoF HM (168k), vCR+3(129k), vDSA 45k, vMA 591k

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    Bot Scanner 2000
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  • Syrana
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    hahaha great xD
    DC | Syraana - Sorc | AR 50 Grand Overlord

    EP | Syrana van Ägid - Sorc | AR 39
    EP | -Syrana - Templar | AR 25
    EP | -Syranella - Mag NB | AR 10
    EP | Syranella - Stam NB | AR 12
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    DC | 'Syrana - Mag Warden | AR 26

    PC EU
  • Ahzek
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    Almost made me want to log back in again to pay the good old bridge a visit.

    Almost ...

    :'(
    Jo'Khaljor
  • Jam
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    Ahzek wrote: »
    Almost made me want to log back in again to pay the good old bridge a visit.

    Almost ...

    :'(

    Hahaha rekt by maintenance :smiley:
    IG : @PerfectJam PC/EU/1400+CP
    EU
    • Jam Lamia - (m)Templar Breton - AVA rank 41 - AD
    • Jam Elia - (s)Templar Imperial - AVA rank 31 - AD
    • Jam Siya - (m)Sorcerer Altmer - AVA rank 28 - AD
    • Jam Niera - (s)NB Woodelf - AVA rank 28 - AD
    • Jam Meloa - (m)DK Breton - AVA rank 37 - AD
    • Jam the Zerger - (m)Templar Breton - AVA rank 22 - DC
    • Jam's Karmacoma - (s)DK Redguard - AVA rank 30 - AD
    • Get Jammed - (m)Sorcerer Altmer - AVA rank 23 - EP
    • Jam the Stormelade - (s)Sorcerer Orc - AVA rank 19 - AD
    • J A M - (m)NB Altmer - AVA rank lel - DC
    • Jam the Undead Marmelade - (s)Necro Nord - AVA rank lul - AD
    • Jam the Apparatchik - (m)Warden Breton- AVA rank lul - AD
    • I wanna Jammin with You - (m)Templar Breton - AVA rank lol - EP
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    NA
    • Jam the Marmelade - (m)DK Dunmer - CP160+ - EP
    • Perfect Jam - (m)Sorcerer Altmer - One day... - EP
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    Guilds
    • AWAWAWAWAR - Did you see the goblins ?
    • AoE Rats - 8 men's group
    • Noricum and KiteSquad - Don't forget to stand up for small scale PvP !
    • Former raid leader of French Coq (RIP) - YouTube
    PS : If I sum all my chars...
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