Maintenance for the week of December 16:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – December 16
• NA megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EST)
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – December 16
• NA megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EST)
The issues on the North American megaservers have been resolved at this time. If you continue to experience difficulties at login, please restart your client. Thank you for your patience!
Login Spam
Recremen
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We all have that friend. Maybe more than one of them. Every day they log on with all of their alts, one right after the other, until your chat log looks like this:
[@FriendName] has logged on with [Their Main Character]
[zone][@StrugglingPug]: Does anyone know where the bank is?
[@FriendName] has logged off with [Their Main Character]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [A Clever Bank Alt Name]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [A Clever Bank Alt Name]
[zone][@TrolliciousLipLicker]: banks won't matter after the election
[@FriendName] has logged on with [A Bodily Fluid, Excretion, Or Function]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [A Bodily Fluid, Excretion, Or Function]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [ERP Prince(ess(e))69xxoo]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [ERP Prince(ess(e))69xxoo]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [A Name That Will Be Banned In Like 3 Weeks]
[zone][@StrugglingPug]: How do I leave Cyrodiil?
[@FriendName] has logged off with [A Name That Will Be Banned In Like 3 Weeks]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [Their Main Character But A Sorc]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [Their Main Character But A Sorc]
However!! You can help fight against this alt login spam! Just go in offline mode (which prevents you from sending login messages while active) before you do your daily switcheroo and your friends will thank you for it. Or not notice at all, since, you know, you went in offline mode. Make sure to go back into online mode once you're done or all your besties will think you abandoned them forever.
[@FriendName] has logged on with [Their Main Character]
[zone][@StrugglingPug]: Does anyone know where the bank is?
[@FriendName] has logged off with [Their Main Character]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [A Clever Bank Alt Name]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [A Clever Bank Alt Name]
[zone][@TrolliciousLipLicker]: banks won't matter after the election
[@FriendName] has logged on with [A Bodily Fluid, Excretion, Or Function]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [A Bodily Fluid, Excretion, Or Function]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [ERP Prince(ess(e))69xxoo]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [ERP Prince(ess(e))69xxoo]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [A Name That Will Be Banned In Like 3 Weeks]
[zone][@StrugglingPug]: How do I leave Cyrodiil?
[@FriendName] has logged off with [A Name That Will Be Banned In Like 3 Weeks]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [Their Main Character But A Sorc]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [Their Main Character But A Sorc]
However!! You can help fight against this alt login spam! Just go in offline mode (which prevents you from sending login messages while active) before you do your daily switcheroo and your friends will thank you for it. Or not notice at all, since, you know, you went in offline mode. Make sure to go back into online mode once you're done or all your besties will think you abandoned them forever.
Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
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I always try to remember to set meself to offline when i do the daily housekeeping ...
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Recremen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭omfg do you have any other problems to care about?
There are certainly more important problems out there, but there are also plenty of threads addressing them. Shouldn't you be commenting there, instead of wasting time coming here wondering why people are trying to be helpful about minor issues?Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster1 -
SickDuck✭✭✭✭✭Not sure if core setting or addon (NoThankYou), but you can disable these login chat messages if that's causing you so much trouble.
Alternatively you can remove them from friendlist. Anyone causing that much pain to you should not be considered as friend.Holdviola - Khira'de Regalo - Lélekvadász - Used To Be An Adventurer - Zetor - Does-Not-Give-A-Duck - Lord Sugar - Tenar Arha - Da'rinka - Violent Moon - Extreme Runner0 -
Recremen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Not sure if core setting or addon (NoThankYou), but you can disable these login chat messages if that's causing you so much trouble.
Alternatively you can remove them from friendlist. Anyone causing that much pain to you should not be considered as friend.
Not really causing a ton of trouble, just wanted a humorous post outlining a minor inconvenience that players can take steps to prevent.Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
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Ayantir✭✭✭✭Addon No thank you, problem solved.Obsessive Compulsive Elder Scrolls addons Coder
A Few millions downloads of ESO addons now.
Master crafter on my main char since release. All tradeskills, recipes \o/, researchs (since long), 35 styles known
My little french Guild: Cercle de l'Eveil1 -
Recremen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Addon No thank you, problem solved.
But new problem created, as that would also block login messages for people that are logging on for real-real, not just to spawn mail. Also, it's really not a huge problem, was meant to be 95% funny and 5% cereal.Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
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✭✭✭✭✭I have never seen this as an issue. Actually, seeing a friend swapping through characters lets me know they will be ready for action in a few minutes.1 -
Rawst✭✭✭Am I the only one who found the post at least a little bit funny with that totally real chatlog? Gonna log right in to create a glorious bank alt, StrugglingPug.Beasts in amber! Wake and remember!0 -
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✭I warn everyone that adds me that, while I try to remember to go Offline when I get Hirelings, you may see the occasion 12-toon spam twice a day.
Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up...1 -
Recremen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I warn everyone that adds me that, while I try to remember to go Offline when I get Hirelings, you may see the occasion 12-toon spam twice a day.
Twice a day?? That's some dedication, I don't even bother getting the second mail just because it's so hard to juggle exact 12-hour intervals every day.Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
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✭✭✭✭✭I don't have that friend, I'm that friend
Sorry, but... You see, ten characters...
And yes, I totally forget to set offline.Edited by Abeille on November 23, 2016 9:35PMJust so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.1 -
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✭Is there no option to change the chat colour for those notifications?Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time. ~ Terry Pratchett0 -
Recremen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I don't have that friend, I'm that friend
Sorry, but... You see, ten characters...
And yes, I totally forget to set offline.
I've got all 12 slots filled, gotta log in to each every day, and so far I've only once forgotten to set to offline mode. Nobody's whispered me being like "GOODNESS GRACIOUS MEN'DO" but I know they'd think it if I kept doing that every day. XDMen'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster0 -
lockator✭✭We all have that friend. Maybe more than one of them. Every day they log on with all of their alts, one right after the other, until your chat log looks like this:
[@FriendName] has logged on with [Their Main Character]
[zone][@StrugglingPug]: Does anyone know where the bank is?
[@FriendName] has logged off with [Their Main Character]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [A Clever Bank Alt Name]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [A Clever Bank Alt Name]
[zone][@TrolliciousLipLicker]: banks won't matter after the election
[@FriendName] has logged on with [A Bodily Fluid, Excretion, Or Function]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [A Bodily Fluid, Excretion, Or Function]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [ERP Prince(ess(e))69xxoo]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [ERP Prince(ess(e))69xxoo]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [A Name That Will Be Banned In Like 3 Weeks]
[zone][@StrugglingPug]: How do I leave Cyrodiil?
[@FriendName] has logged off with [A Name That Will Be Banned In Like 3 Weeks]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [Their Main Character But A Sorc]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [Their Main Character But A Sorc]
However!! You can help fight against this alt login spam! Just go in offline mode (which prevents you from sending login messages while active) before you do your daily switcheroo and your friends will thank you for it. Or not notice at all, since, you know, you went in offline mode. Make sure to go back into online mode once you're done or all your besties will think you abandoned them forever.
@Decado @SHADOW2KK, damn you, you writ junkies.
PC EU
Characters:
Storm of Flames: CP 561+ Magicka Sorc (DC)
Flavour of the Month: Stam Sorc (DC)
The Poisonknight: Stam DK (DC)
Jesu Sbeamer: Magicka Templar (DC)
Guilds: Honour (DC)
Harambe (DC)2 -
SHADOW2KK✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭We all have that friend. Maybe more than one of them. Every day they log on with all of their alts, one right after the other, until your chat log looks like this:
[@FriendName] has logged on with [Their Main Character]
[zone][@StrugglingPug]: Does anyone know where the bank is?
[@FriendName] has logged off with [Their Main Character]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [A Clever Bank Alt Name]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [A Clever Bank Alt Name]
[zone][@TrolliciousLipLicker]: banks won't matter after the election
[@FriendName] has logged on with [A Bodily Fluid, Excretion, Or Function]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [A Bodily Fluid, Excretion, Or Function]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [ERP Prince(ess(e))69xxoo]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [ERP Prince(ess(e))69xxoo]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [A Name That Will Be Banned In Like 3 Weeks]
[zone][@StrugglingPug]: How do I leave Cyrodiil?
[@FriendName] has logged off with [A Name That Will Be Banned In Like 3 Weeks]
[@FriendName] has logged on with [Their Main Character But A Sorc]
[@FriendName] has logged off with [Their Main Character But A Sorc]
However!! You can help fight against this alt login spam! Just go in offline mode (which prevents you from sending login messages while active) before you do your daily switcheroo and your friends will thank you for it. Or not notice at all, since, you know, you went in offline mode. Make sure to go back into online mode once you're done or all your besties will think you abandoned them forever.
@Decado @SHADOW2KK, damn you, you writ junkies.
Lol, dont hate the player mate, hate the game.
This is why we make lots of gold from writs per week, plus loads of gold mats etc:P
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Been enjoying PvP tears since 2014
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LvL 50 - Night Blade DC [PC-EU] = Legendary Blades = Evil Ninja/Dueller = (StamBlade)
LvL 50 - Sorcerer DC [PC-EU] = Daemon Lord = (Mag Sorc)
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LvL 50 - Dragon Knight DC [PC-EU] = Tenakha Khan = (Stam DK)
LvL 50 - Templar DC [PC-EU]] = Blades The Disgruntled = (Stamplar)
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