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Don't post when drunk
FloppyTouch
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Eso is sooo much fun but I think posting when drunk is baaaaaad I wood never do that ever ever it's like an insult to the community bc reasons and fact to back that up in sure thread will get close bc I love eso sooo much and it's fun run on sentences are bad to I think we need to add more periods and stuff like grammar so it better to understand topics
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✭Ahhh, 15 yo getting drunk for the very first time. I miss those days.
“Kings of the land and the sky we are; proud gryphons.” Stalker stands, the epitome of pride. Naked and muscular, his wings widen and his feet dig in as if he alone holds down the earth and supports the heavens, keeping the two ever separate.”
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✭✭✭✭✭FloppyTouch wrote: »I'm not drunk I have an iq of 157 XD
The bathroom scale measures your weight, not your IQ
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✭✭✭I don't drink but when I was young I Ebay'd when I was drunk.
What was I doing!
If you want a friend, get a dog.
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✭✭✭lordrichter wrote: »FloppyTouch wrote: »I'm not drunk I have an iq of 157 XD
The bathroom scale measures your weight, not your IQ
Damn it I thought thing in floor I step in means how smart r is0 -
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✭✭✭✭vamp_emily wrote: »I don't drink but when I was young I Ebay'd when I was drunk.
What was I doing!
That's how I ended up owning a banjo.
I can kinda play banjo now, though.Thrice Empress, Forever Scrub7 -
Majic✭✭✭✭✭FloppyTouch wrote: »I'm not drunk I have an iq of 157 XD
Oh yeah? Well I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!Epopt Of The Everspinning Logo, Church Of The Eternal Loading Screen
And verily, verily, spaketh the Lord: "Error <<1>>"1 -
Prof_Bawbag✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭The time i played ESO pished. I bought the flame pony, the daedric motif and some other absolute rubbish. I went from 21000 crowns to around 3000cr. That was over a year ago and still regret that spending spree to this day. I didn't even need the Daedric motif (had found the book in-game 20 times over). About the only thing i didn't mind buying was the mount. The rest, well ...1 -
lardvader✭✭✭✭✭DeadlyRecluse wrote: »vamp_emily wrote: »I don't drink but when I was young I Ebay'd when I was drunk.
What was I doing!
That's how I ended up owning a banjo.
I can kinda play banjo now, though.
I can play banjo....... only when I'm drunk.....CP 1200+ PC EU EP1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭DeadlyRecluse wrote: »vamp_emily wrote: »I don't drink but when I was young I Ebay'd when I was drunk.
What was I doing!
That's how I ended up owning a banjo.
I can kinda play banjo now, though.
I can play banjo....... only when I'm drunk.....
I thought that was the only way to play banjo.Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.1 -
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✭✭✭✭lordrichter wrote: »FloppyTouch wrote: »I'm not drunk I have an iq of 157 XD
The bathroom scale measures your weight, not your IQ
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RavenRoxie✭✭✭✭lordrichter wrote: »FloppyTouch wrote: »I'm not drunk I have an iq of 157 XD
The bathroom scale measures your weight, not your IQ
BHAHAHHAHAH This may be the best comment I have seen on a forum all year. XDPhantogram DC | Wood Elf | Magicka Nightblade/ | DPS | 856cp
False Paradox | AD | Wood Elf | Non Combative Nightblade | Crafter | 856cp
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"I appear at my lord's behest, or perhaps I was always here, and you merely lacked the ability to see me."
PS4 - EU
AD - Pet Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - 160
DC - Warden - Werewolf - in - progress - 160
DC - Templar - Tank - 160
DC - Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - in - progress
EP - Dragon Knight -Fire Tank - 160
EP - Nightblade - Damage Dealer - 1601 -
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✭✭✭The best one is when you return to forums the following day......
or even 2 days later depending on extent of hangover induced!......
and you find a pm from a Mod in answer to the pm you sent him/her.....
A pm that it takes you several days to pluck up the courage to read because you don't remember what you said and are slightly too scared to look!!
When people say to me........
"You're going to regret that in the morning"
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Soafee✭✭✭You could just not drink period.. Your body and brain will thank you for it.Today is a blessing. Yesterday is in the past and tomorrow is a mystery.0 -
Aquanova✭✭✭✭✭" I'll try......my best......how much do I invest?
Like cardiac arrest.......high voltage in her lips......"NA/PC0 -
AnviOfVai✭✭✭✭✭
✭"I appear at my lord's behest, or perhaps I was always here, and you merely lacked the ability to see me."
PS4 - EU
AD - Pet Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - 160
DC - Warden - Werewolf - in - progress - 160
DC - Templar - Tank - 160
DC - Sorcerer - Damage Dealer - in - progress
EP - Dragon Knight -Fire Tank - 160
EP - Nightblade - Damage Dealer - 1605 -
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✭lordrichter wrote: »FloppyTouch wrote: »I'm not drunk I have an iq of 157 XD
The bathroom scale measures your weight, not your IQ
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✭✭✭✭You could just not drink period.. Your body and brain will thank you for it.
*dies of dehydration*#proud2BAStarObsessedLoony
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
A useful explanation for how RNG works
How to turn off the sustainability features (screen dimming, fps cap) on PC
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