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Prayer to RNGesus?

raasdal
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I remember seeing, a good while ago, some posts about ESO adaptations of the "deliver us from evil etc etc" christian prayer, tailored specifically to ESO. Like "deliver us from gear of training and prosperous". Anyone who can find that, or maybe just have funny prayers to share?
Edited by raasdal on October 22, 2016 6:55AM
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  • Kram8ion
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    I know a few prayers to the rng gods that don't work
    1. Please please please please
    2. Just this once
    3. Come to momma
    4. Oooooh *** I won't look
    5. You owe me
    6. I dare you
    And my favourite
    7.Your [SNIP] kidding me
    :s

    [Edited for Profanity]
    Edited by ZOS_JohanaB on October 22, 2016 12:50PM
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  • Katahdin
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    Yep looted at least 30-40 Red mountain pieces. At least half of them were either training, or prosperous.
    I think I managed to get 2 impen and 2 divines out of it.
    Yeah thats random
    Beta tester November 2013
  • Nyghthowler
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    I offer up my soul to Molag'Bal cause RNGeesus is a cheat!
    I'm not prejudiced; I hate everyone equally !
  • Saoirse_Siobhan
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    Also need a sacrifice
    PC/EU DC
  • Bad_Company
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    I must say that whenever I think of some kind of "prayer" to RNGesus I am disappointed in the outcome.
    On the other hand, in my whole gaming history, every single time I've thought and felt something like "I know I will get good loot right now" I would get a very good drop. This happens in ESO as well.
    My characters (EU PC):
    Leopardo Di-Caprio (Khajiit Templar) || Matthew Makehoney (Altmer Sorcerer) || Luck-Luster Burt (Redguard Dragonknight)
    Clint Histwood (Argonian Templar) || Martin Uber Ping (Redguard Sorcerer) || Louis Farmstrong (Imperial Nightblade)
    Anthony Hotskins (Altmer Nightblade)

  • altemriel
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    this one always said, pray to the moon
    pray to teh moongodz and ya get praized

    Yours Furry
    Maoimii
    :smiley:
    Edited by altemriel on October 22, 2016 11:04AM
  • Bad_Company
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    altemriel wrote: »
    this one always said, pray to the moon
    pray to teh moongodz and ya get praized

    Yours Furry
    Maoimii
    :smiley:

    Holy Divines! What are you? @SantieClaws ' copycat?
    My characters (EU PC):
    Leopardo Di-Caprio (Khajiit Templar) || Matthew Makehoney (Altmer Sorcerer) || Luck-Luster Burt (Redguard Dragonknight)
    Clint Histwood (Argonian Templar) || Martin Uber Ping (Redguard Sorcerer) || Louis Farmstrong (Imperial Nightblade)
    Anthony Hotskins (Altmer Nightblade)

  • SaibotLiu
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    I leave cigars and rum at my shrine to Jobu. Make Jobu happy, curveball is np.
  • runagate
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    Rngesusbeamer.jpg

    Rngesusbeamer approves
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