The Gummie Bear Gap

zzerogg · October 2016

It has come to the attention that the Russian and chinese build up of gummie bears has out paced our technological development of sugary gummie on a level that surpasses enrichment of uranium. WE demand gummie be made lootable to all citizens, from draws, from cupboards, from shelves and tables. We shall not go down in history as having neglected our gummie responsibilities. We shall fight them in in ransacked houses, we shall fight them in the bars and in odd corners where crates and sacks are left unattended, we shall fight them with our evergrowing blue gummie supremacy. And we will never surrender! I would say to the PC's, as I said to those who have joined this alliance. I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat. We have before us an ordeal of the most grievous kind. We have before us many, many long months of struggle and of suffering.

You ask, what is our policy? I can say GUMMIE!

Mic1007 · October 2016

*Scratches head and rubs eyes*

Uh... What?

SantieClaws · October 2016

What's a gummie?

Does it have to do with that old orc who had none of the teeth left?

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

Shad0wfire99 · October 2016

I would like to be compensated for my loss of brain cells caused by reading this post.