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Natch Potes...Just because....
XDragonDoomX
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It had to be done...
Edited by XDragonDoomX on October 10, 2016 8:46AM "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**
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Kemono✭✭✭Troll notes
-some fixes
-some new errors to balance fixes
- cos community request, all enemies (both trash and bosses) in dungeon & trials now have 1/10 of previous health and damage
-skinchanger motif is now removed from game for good (and all evil-dooers farming it permbaned)
- sorry folks no fix for EU server confusion, that is way to complicated for our IT students (but please dont use fixes proposed by players community, cos they obviously ALL black hats)
we detected a dangerous memory leak -please stick a finger in biggest hole in your PC/console box to fix that before we repair the code (in Update 13)Edited by Kemono on October 10, 2016 9:26AM6 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Khajiit will as usual provide the low low down on the potes she found in the bin yes:
"All EU characters will now be able to log into the right server - after undergoing a series of fiendish tests and puzzles and then fighting a giant angry login server boss that requires you to rapidly chase codes sent to all your e-mail accounts - even the ones you forgot you had.
The non spawning bosses in Craglorn will now spawn - just somewhere else randomly.
The Skinchanger motif will now drop from all chests, mobs and urns - in fact nothing else will drop now in Tamriel at all. You will even get it from ore nodes.
The various graphical glitches have been ironed out - no one will be green anymore but every player and NPC will now have tiny hands and feet.
Kari at the Thieves Guild will now open her mouth when she talks - alas her mouth is now in the middle of her forehead.
We have been receiving reports of NPCs going off script and occasionally killing insects since the last update. Be reassured that all these NPCs have now been isolated and none poses any danger to players. Please continue to enjoy your stay in Tamriel killing and abusing these NPCs as you wish with absolutely no consequences at all."
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
Shunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/18 -
I_killed_Vivec✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Added new account-wide Achievement:
"Logged onto the EU server".
(Let's make a positive out of a negative...)11 -
jedtb16_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭the eu server thing was fixed sometime last night. i logged in at 0830 bst with no hassle.0 -
Dracane✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Hopefully pet battle spirit fixes
I finally want to be able to duel Auri-El is my lord,
Trinimac is my shield,
Magnus is my mind.
My debut album on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Gleandra/videos0 -
SantieClaws✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭The Natch Pote mania is very calm today yes? Compared with the usual tearing out of the hair and things.
Maybe we need to wait for the US Tamriel citizens to awake.
Yours with paws
Santie ClawsShunrr's Skooma Oasis - The Movie. A housing video like no other ...
Find it here - https://youtube.com/user/wenxue2222
Clan Claws - now recruiting khajiit and like minded others for parties, fishing and other khajiit stuff. Contact this one for an invite.
PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates!
https://www.imperialtradingcompany.eu/0 -
Faunter✭✭✭✭✭
✭SantieClaws wrote: »The Natch Pote mania is very calm today yes? Compared with the usual tearing out of the hair and things.
Maybe we need to wait for the US Tamriel citizens to awake.
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
- Are you interested in Crown Crate item drop rates? Visit https://www.crowncrates.com and get the Crown Crate Tracker addon to help out!
- Perhaps you're thinking of buying a home? Check out this list of all houses with Crown to Gold price conversions.
- Learn more about ESO on the UESP wiki.
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Mutagem✭✭✭Mutagem - AD Stamina Nightblade - Prefect
Mutagentleman - AD Magicka Templar - Palatine
Mutageneticist - AD Magicka Sorcerer - Corporal0 -
Dread_Viking✭✭✭✭SantieClaws wrote: »Khajiit will as usual provide the low low down on the potes she found in the bin yes:
"All EU characters will now be able to log into the right server - after undergoing a series of fiendish tests and puzzles and then fighting a giant angry login server boss that requires you to rapidly chase codes sent to all your e-mail accounts - even the ones you forgot you had.
The non spawning bosses in Craglorn will now spawn - just somewhere else randomly.
The Skinchanger motif will now drop from all chests, mobs and urns - in fact nothing else will drop now in Tamriel at all. You will even get it from ore nodes.
The various graphical glitches have been ironed out - no one will be green anymore but every player and NPC will now have tiny hands and feet.
Kari at the Thieves Guild will now open her mouth when she talks - alas her mouth is now in the middle of her forehead.
We have been receiving reports of NPCs going off script and occasionally killing insects since the last update. Be reassured that all these NPCs have now been isolated and none poses any danger to players. Please continue to enjoy your stay in Tamriel killing and abusing these NPCs as you wish with absolutely no consequences at all."
Yours with paws
Santie Claws
as always SantieClaws makes my day much better
Don't worry girl I'm a Sorcerer, i got my Hardened Ward for protection3 -
Faunter✭✭✭✭✭
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- Are you interested in Crown Crate item drop rates? Visit https://www.crowncrates.com and get the Crown Crate Tracker addon to help out!
- Perhaps you're thinking of buying a home? Check out this list of all houses with Crown to Gold price conversions.
- Learn more about ESO on the UESP wiki.
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Berenhir✭✭✭✭✭
✭I have a teaser from the German forum:
Grouping bug will not be fixed this time, they are still working on it.PC EU - Ebonheart Pact - Gray Host - Death Recap -#zergfarming -0 -
XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭I have a teaser from the German forum:
Grouping bug will not be fixed this time, they are still working on it.
"Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**0 -
DeadRune✭✭✭I know the natch potes. I have the best natch potes.
https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/296327/pc-mac-patch-notes-v2-6-5#latestOn my way to PC EU!3 -
AnnieBeGood✭✭✭✭I have a teaser from the German forum:
Grouping bug will not be fixed this time, they are still working on it.
Nooooooooooooooooo
Gulrosa V160 Templar -healer and master crafter
Annie Spaceshifter V160 magica NB - just a thieving assassin, now retired
Katerina - 'Daedric Annie' - V160 Stamina DK - now bank alt, wardrobe mistress
Anni Bee - Vet 160Templar - pvp magica templar - Daedric Lord Slayer
Lily Malone - stam sorc - pve goddess
Rey of Jakku Plain - Vet 160 - magica templar dd
Savanna - magica warden, still learning to play
and several babies...... learning to ride
EU server, pc and All for the Pact
Alith, the best guild in the EU0 -
OrphanHelgen✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Pls buff back the maelstrom flurry enchant. Magicka already took over the raids with ilambris and grotgharPC, EU server, Ebonheart Pact
Finally a reason not to play League of Legends1 -
hrothbern✭✭✭✭✭
✭downloading started"I still do not understand why I followed the advice of Captain Rana to bring the villagers of Bleakrock into safety. We should have fought for our village and not have backed down, with our tail between our legs. Now my home village is in shambles, the houses burning, the invaders feasting.I swear every day to Shor that after Molag Bal has been defeated, I will hunt down the invaders and restore peace in Bleakrock and drink my mead with my friends at the market place".PC-EU0
