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Dramonicous
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Finally game will be where it should had been at release.
Also dont forget this old awesome vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMRSRyYZtuk
  • Publius_Scipio
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    That elf is definitely anatomically incorrect.
  • domdavid
    domdavid
    Always wondered where that "real life is dead to me" gif came from, thank you! :smiley:
  • stevepdodson_ESO888
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    sliders for breasts...mmm...must get that for my wife
  • fgoron2000
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    that is a great cartoon..."hammered in hammerfell"....great writing too
  • gbaker42
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    The end of the video gave me a idea. When I get a house then I will need a wife :)
  • XDragonDoomX
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    gbaker42 wrote: »
    The end of the video gave me a idea. When I get a house then I will need a wife :)

    Just get a 'voice check' before you exchange the rings....
    "Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
    massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
    mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”

    (with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)

    I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
    Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.

    82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
    83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
    84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
    85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
    86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
    87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
    88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
    89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
    ** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**

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