Maintenance for the week of December 16:
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – December 16
• NA megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EST)
• PC/Mac: No maintenance – December 16
• NA megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 4:00AM EST (9:00 UTC) - 12:00PM EST (17:00 UTC)
• EU megaservers for patch maintenance – December 17, 9:00 UTC (4:00AM EST) - 17:00 UTC (12:00PM EST)
ZOS How could you?!?!?!?
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I was having fun fighting guards until you booted me offline due to Maintenance!
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✭You got the 15, 10, 5 and 1 minute warning in 4 languages, lol.
Hopefully you don't log in dead!0 -
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✭✭rhapsodious wrote: »You got the 15, 10, 5 and 1 minute warning in 4 languages, lol.
Hopefully you don't log in dead!
One of those languages isn't Klingon. That's my primary language that I can understand.3 -
XDragonDoomX✭✭✭✭✭raidentenshu_ESO wrote: »rhapsodious wrote: »You got the 15, 10, 5 and 1 minute warning in 4 languages, lol.
Hopefully you don't log in dead!
One of those languages isn't Klingon. That's my primary language that I can understand.
If so, then perhaps you need your universal translator upgraded."Forums are like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea.
massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of
mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it. ”
(with apologies to Eugene H. Spafford, aka Spaf)
I have the power to please one person per day. Today is not your day.
Tomorrow... Tomorrow does not look good either.
82. Victory laps after killing the dragon with my 1d2 bow is considered in poor taste.
83. My gnome does not like big butts and he cannot lie.
84. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying a 220lb pull crossbow.
85. Not allowed to talk my fellow inquisitors into buying an industrial strength flamethrower.
86. Not allowed to make a superhero with a 99% chance of dodging even after the -10 penalty for a successful called shot.
87. There is no such thing as a dwarven katana.
88. My bard does not get a bonus to perform if she is obviously not wearing anything under her tabard.
89. The elf's name is not Legolam.
** Mr Glenn's Forbidden activities list**3
, was so fun 