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TooskSG
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It seems that the increase of baffling moderation is confusing some forum goers. Perhaps, you can help us, @ZOS_GinaBruno? I've compiled a list of no-no topics for future reference. If others could provide other topics, I'll edit them in. This will help #MakeForumsGreatAgain2016
  • No profamity
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    The verboden words include,but are not limited to,the following: c-words, b-words, f-words (with or without the q), any word ending in "ooter",whomps,darns,fiddlesticks and/or articles of [censored] English language.
  • No mentions of literal,figurative, and/or imaginary cheese. The verboden cheeses include,but are not limited,to the following: cheddar,mozzarella, swiss, munster, provolone, and especially not Pecorino Romano(even mentioning this tier 4 verboden cheese requires the forum poster to flap their arms thrice and croon like a rooster in heat). If you find certain gear to be "cheesy", we in management respectfully require you to use the correct terminology: "foresight deficient game design", or "#Wrobeled" for brevity's sake. Thank you for your cooperation in this serious matter.
  • No names, this is like the one club we shan't talk about. You lose any sort of individuality on the forums. You stop being Nordy McNorderson, Mr. Bostastiq, etc. You are just a number, not a human being. While talking about people by name isn't naming and shaming per se, it is still offensive to management that you do not recognize that you are just a number. You are not a free man: you are a number. You can find your number by going to your forums profile, typing your SSN 4 times,gargling a Bud Lime, and then doing the hokey pokey (but do not turn yourself around[that is also verboden]).
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHUM8pocGjo
  • You shall not use "shorthand comments", e.g., tldr,inb4,10char,etc. These comments are not constructive to the discussion of ESO and are therefore verboden tier 3. If you must comment on a thread, we in management suggest you peruse the "Accepted ESO Post Templates 2016" textbook and choose which of the many templates serves your purpose.
  • Under no circumstance will you ever post a meme depicting a ne'er-do-well cartoon character. This includes, but is not limited to, the following: Spiderman,Barney,Twinkie Cowboy, Orange Is the New Black, Captain Caveman, and Thundercats. In addition, any and all Smurf memes are automatically a tier 4 verboden violation, which will result in the immediate removal of all of your peer validation points. Management doesn't like Spiderman, so no "awesomes" for you. Repeated Spoderman posting will result in escalating penalities, up to and including account termination.

    Lastly, if you get caught on video flyhacking and ultspamming, don't worry, we will bend over backwards to get you back into the game. However, don't cursey McCuss cuss on the forums, ya hear? We don't take kindly to that round these here parts, partner. The integrity of the game is just
    a very grey area.
    However, feelings on the forums are not a grey area. We take your Ps and Qs very seriously, so mind your profamity and remember that it's a wild wild world out there.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_0U3DlLFSU

Edit: I forgot to mention how posts commenting "Inb4 X" are heavily frowned upon, but thanks to Forum User 287231. Ill edit it in.
Edited by TooskSG on September 23, 2016 1:28PM
  • ToRelax
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    Inb4 locked for discussion disciplinary actions on the forums.
    DAGON - ALTADOON - CHIM - GHARTOK
    The Covenant is broken. The Enemy has won...

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  • TooskSG
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    ToRelax wrote: »
    Inb4 locked for discussion disciplinary actions on the forums.

    Oh thanks, I forgot to add in the "No inb4" rule. It's one of the most moderated behaviors on the forums, I've heard. I'll be sure to edit that in.
    Edited by TooskSG on September 22, 2016 5:07PM
  • nlevesque3
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    I'm not following the point of this thread....
    Do you have anything concrete you want to discuss/ask about? I haven't really encountered any issues with forum moderation, so I'm not sure what to make of this. (cheese? what?)

    There's obviously a lot of grey area in moderation where you wouldn't want people to post how to trigger bugs (then others can replicate them), or you wouldn't want people to name and shame other players (since that doesn't help the community), and I'm sure there's been cases that weren't handled correctly at the time but it was only realized in hindsight... but I don't see how you're helping in any way.

    I'm guessing you're mad about something that happened at some point that I have no knowledge on.. but can we as a community try to work with ZOS instead of against them all the time?
    Keir
  • Esgameplaya1
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    Edited by Esgameplaya1 on September 23, 2016 1:52AM
  • TooskSG
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    Forum User 28144, may we direct you to the proper forum for non-English speaking users? recycle-bin.png

    Any language but English is verboden on the Alliance War forums, per The Intergalatic Confederation of 2512. Praise Zenu
    Edited by TooskSG on September 23, 2016 10:06AM
  • Pchela
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    *verboten
  • TooskSG
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    Pchela wrote: »
    *verboten

    *Dutch plural adjective, not its German equivalent

  • strikeback1247
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    This is gold.
    P.A.W.S. - Positively Against Wild Sasquatches - NO TO BIGFOOT!
  • Pchela
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    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    *verboten

    *Dutch plural adjective, not its German equivalent

    forgot nerbraskans are probably more incline to dutch, not the superior german.
  • TooskSG
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    Pchela wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    *verboten

    *Dutch plural adjective, not its German equivalent

    forgot nerbraskans are probably more incline to dutch, not the superior german.

    Du är saltig
  • Pchela
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    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    *verboten

    *Dutch plural adjective, not its German equivalent

    forgot nerbraskans are probably more incline to dutch, not the superior german.

    Du är saltig

    dont they sell those at ikea
  • Thelon
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    This is gold.

    gorden
  • Pchela
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    nlevesque3 wrote: »
    I'm not following the point of this thread....
    Do you have anything concrete you want to discuss/ask about? I haven't really encountered any issues with forum moderation, so I'm not sure what to make of this. (cheese? what?)

    There's obviously a lot of grey area in moderation where you wouldn't want people to post how to trigger bugs (then others can replicate them), or you wouldn't want people to name and shame other players (since that doesn't help the community), and I'm sure there's been cases that weren't handled correctly at the time but it was only realized in hindsight... but I don't see how you're helping in any way.

    I'm guessing you're mad about something that happened at some point that I have no knowledge on.. but can we as a community try to work with ZOS instead of against them all the time?

    you seem fairly new here, so i don't expect you to understand much of what this is about. ESO members have spoken up and against and out many topics, only to find themselves censored for the silliest of reasons. what good is a community when the people who are trying to address things, get shut down?
  • TooskSG
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    Pchela wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    *verboten

    *Dutch plural adjective, not its German equivalent

    forgot nerbraskans are probably more incline to dutch, not the superior german.

    Du är saltig

    dont they sell those at ikea

    Jag tycker om salt. Du är saltig ;)
  • nlevesque3
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    Pchela wrote: »
    nlevesque3 wrote: »
    I'm not following the point of this thread....
    Do you have anything concrete you want to discuss/ask about? I haven't really encountered any issues with forum moderation, so I'm not sure what to make of this. (cheese? what?)

    There's obviously a lot of grey area in moderation where you wouldn't want people to post how to trigger bugs (then others can replicate them), or you wouldn't want people to name and shame other players (since that doesn't help the community), and I'm sure there's been cases that weren't handled correctly at the time but it was only realized in hindsight... but I don't see how you're helping in any way.

    I'm guessing you're mad about something that happened at some point that I have no knowledge on.. but can we as a community try to work with ZOS instead of against them all the time?

    you seem fairly new here, so i don't expect you to understand much of what this is about. ESO members have spoken up and against and out many topics, only to find themselves censored for the silliest of reasons. what good is a community when the people who are trying to address things, get shut down?

    Interesting - thanks for the context.
    I was really only going by this post, so if this post is representative of "ESO members have spoken .. only to find themselves censored" then i can understand why they were censored... I think a lot of times it's not necessarily the issue being discussed that they try to censor but the way it is discussed (such as this post).

    Anyways, I'm guessing this was more meant as a joke based on stuff I don't know about / don't care about... but reading through forums I don't see many examples of open discussion and dialogue from the community side -> It seems like a mess of complaining and whining about contradictory stances. I'm guessing it's difficult to figure out how best to move forward if half the community wants one thing, the other half wants another, but all of them are yelling at ZOS instead of opening up a discussion with them.
    From my take (I'm fairly new, so take that as you will), ZOS seems willing to help the community but the community isn't (usually) willing to discuss logically.
    Keir
  • TooskSG
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    nlevesque3 wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    nlevesque3 wrote: »
    I'm not following the point of this thread....
    Do you have anything concrete you want to discuss/ask about? I haven't really encountered any issues with forum moderation, so I'm not sure what to make of this. (cheese? what?)

    There's obviously a lot of grey area in moderation where you wouldn't want people to post how to trigger bugs (then others can replicate them), or you wouldn't want people to name and shame other players (since that doesn't help the community), and I'm sure there's been cases that weren't handled correctly at the time but it was only realized in hindsight... but I don't see how you're helping in any way.

    I'm guessing you're mad about something that happened at some point that I have no knowledge on.. but can we as a community try to work with ZOS instead of against them all the time?

    you seem fairly new here, so i don't expect you to understand much of what this is about. ESO members have spoken up and against and out many topics, only to find themselves censored for the silliest of reasons. what good is a community when the people who are trying to address things, get shut down?

    Interesting - thanks for the context.
    I was really only going by this post, so if this post is representative of "ESO members have spoken .. only to find themselves censored" then i can understand why they were censored... I think a lot of times it's not necessarily the issue being discussed that they try to censor but the way it is discussed (such as this post).

    Anyways, I'm guessing this was more meant as a joke based on stuff I don't know about / don't care about... but reading through forums I don't see many examples of open discussion and dialogue from the community side -> It seems like a mess of complaining and whining about contradictory stances. I'm guessing it's difficult to figure out how best to move forward if half the community wants one thing, the other half wants another, but all of them are yelling at ZOS instead of opening up a discussion with them.
    From my take (I'm fairly new, so take that as you will), ZOS seems willing to help the community but the community isn't (usually) willing to discuss logically.

    Since you're new--here's what was referenced by the "grey area" comment: https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/113725/urgent-hotfix-required/p1

    The summary: a terrain exploit was found and abused, ZoS mods/Devs said it wasn't an exploit but a grey area. Anyway, stick around and you'll see how it's a madhouse of illogical statements and actions by ZoS. Cheers
  • nlevesque3
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    Well then... I must be missing something...
    That forum discussion has someone report a bug, ZOS replies saying they are looking into it and fixing it... and they did. The grey area I assume is what to do with people who exploited the bug (since it's hard to tell the motives behind the players who exploited it - a lot of players just do it to see if they can, and stop afterwards).
    The reaction from the community in that thread is insane - nonstop yelling at how incompetent they are, how they didn't fix it right, how they don't know what they're doing.

    Right now I'm seeing more of a madhouse of illogical statements and actions by us, not ZOS... but I'll stick around and see if my mind changes :)
    Keir
  • TooskSG
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    nlevesque3 wrote: »
    Well then... I must be missing something...
    That forum discussion has someone report a bug, ZOS replies saying they are looking into it and fixing it... and they did. The grey area I assume is what to do with people who exploited the bug (since it's hard to tell the motives behind the players who exploited it - a lot of players just do it to see if they can, and stop afterwards).
    The reaction from the community in that thread is insane - nonstop yelling at how incompetent they are, how they didn't fix it right, how they don't know what they're doing.

    Right now I'm seeing more of a madhouse of illogical statements and actions by us, not ZOS... but I'll stick around and see if my mind changes :)

    People were using a terrain bug to enter each faction's starter areas in Cyro. ZoS declared it wasn't an exploit--even though the exploitation of the terrain bug fit every industry standard of what an exploit is. It's one of many examples of dev blunders over the years. Don't even mention the poor deer. #JustZoSThings

    Anyway, if you're still around in a year or so, I'll take some buff food in the mail as recognition of my "told you so". :P
    Edited by TooskSG on September 22, 2016 5:57PM
  • emma666
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    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    *verboten

    *Dutch plural adjective, not its German equivalent

    forgot nerbraskans are probably more incline to dutch, not the superior german.

    Du är saltig

    dont they sell those at ikea

    Jag tycker om salt. Du är saltig ;)

    Tog du svenska lektioner månaderna du var borta från ESO?! Om det är så, så är jag imponerad. :astonished:


    Nymeria - Ebonheart - Grand Overlady - Imperial Templar - Havoc

    I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.
  • TooskSG
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    emma666 wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    *verboten

    *Dutch plural adjective, not its German equivalent

    forgot nerbraskans are probably more incline to dutch, not the superior german.

    Du är saltig

    dont they sell those at ikea

    Jag tycker om salt. Du är saltig ;)

    Tog du svenska lektioner månaderna du var borta från ESO?! Om det är så, så är jag imponerad. :astonished:


    I'm still taking them: I need about 5 years of Swedish language for my master's program
  • Bryanonymous
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    Referring to any objectors as 'fanboys' will be moderated as well. This forum is heavily moderated down to about the level of a courtroom. Beware of being held in contempt.
    Edited by Bryanonymous on September 22, 2016 6:41PM
  • Yam_of_the_Center
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    Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
    He will bring life to the dead, hope to the living, and for him the Gate will open.
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  • HoloYoitsu
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    Pretty sure Gina's still on maternity.

    Also toosk, you forgot about the appeals process: submit your most fabulous butterfly selfie to the ZOS snapchat.
  • TooskSG
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    HoloYoitsu wrote: »
    Pretty sure Gina's still on maternity.

    Also toosk, you forgot about the appeals process: submit your most fabulous butterfly selfie to the ZOS snapchat.

    Dang, I don't do butterfly selfies,Teargrants. I wouldn't look good like that. Just ask @Pchela, I look like I'm from Nebraska. Is there any way I can appeal a ban without submitting a butterfly selfie to ZoS? Help me, Kirsi, please, I beg of you. Have some smpy for me.
  • themdogesbite
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    TooskSG wrote: »
    emma666 wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    Pchela wrote: »
    *verboten

    *Dutch plural adjective, not its German equivalent

    forgot nerbraskans are probably more incline to dutch, not the superior german.

    Du är saltig

    dont they sell those at ikea

    Jag tycker om salt. Du är saltig ;)

    Tog du svenska lektioner månaderna du var borta från ESO?! Om det är så, så är jag imponerad. :astonished:


    I'm still taking them: I need about 5 years of Swedish language for my master's program

    You´re doing good so far on that. Soon you will be allowed to enter the Sweedes only room in IKEA!
    :]
  • HoloYoitsu
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    TooskSG wrote: »
    HoloYoitsu wrote: »
    Pretty sure Gina's still on maternity.

    Also toosk, you forgot about the appeals process: submit your most fabulous butterfly selfie to the ZOS snapchat.

    Dang, I don't do butterfly selfies,Teargrants. I wouldn't look good like that. Just ask @Pchela, I look like I'm from Nebraska. Is there any way I can appeal a ban without submitting a butterfly selfie to ZoS? Help me, Kirsi, please, I beg of you. Have some smpy for me.
    1b3qug.jpg

    Also, you just named a bunch of names there #3383103. That does not shame, however it does name and single players out. I'm gona have to report you. :unamused:
  • TooskSG
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    You´re doing good so far on that. Soon you will be allowed to enter the Sweedes only room in IKEA!

    Saweet, when I get into the room,the first pack of unused parts is on me.

    HoloYoitsu wrote: »

    Also, you just named a bunch of names there #3383103. That does not shame, however it does name and single players out. I'm gona have to report you. :unamused:

    ZoS ain't gon' have no sympy for #3383103. They're gonna be all like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfvGECYB6Gs
  • Elong
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    HoloYoitsu wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    HoloYoitsu wrote: »
    Pretty sure Gina's still on maternity.

    Also toosk, you forgot about the appeals process: submit your most fabulous butterfly selfie to the ZOS snapchat.

    Dang, I don't do butterfly selfies,Teargrants. I wouldn't look good like that. Just ask @Pchela, I look like I'm from Nebraska. Is there any way I can appeal a ban without submitting a butterfly selfie to ZoS? Help me, Kirsi, please, I beg of you. Have some smpy for me.
    1b3qug.jpg

    Also, you just named a bunch of names there #3383103. That does not shame, however it does name and single players out. I'm gona have to report you. :unamused:

    Oh lordy, Spiderman memes. This thread has hit it's potential!
  • TooskSG
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    Elong wrote: »
    HoloYoitsu wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    HoloYoitsu wrote: »
    Pretty sure Gina's still on maternity.

    Also toosk, you forgot about the appeals process: submit your most fabulous butterfly selfie to the ZOS snapchat.

    Dang, I don't do butterfly selfies,Teargrants. I wouldn't look good like that. Just ask @Pchela, I look like I'm from Nebraska. Is there any way I can appeal a ban without submitting a butterfly selfie to ZoS? Help me, Kirsi, please, I beg of you. Have some smpy for me.
    1b3qug.jpg

    Also, you just named a bunch of names there #3383103. That does not shame, however it does name and single players out. I'm gona have to report you. :unamused:

    Oh lordy, Spiderman memes. This thread has hit it's potential!

    I forgot to add no Spiderman memes to the OP, thanks.
  • HoloYoitsu
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    TooskSG wrote: »
    Elong wrote: »
    HoloYoitsu wrote: »
    TooskSG wrote: »
    HoloYoitsu wrote: »
    Pretty sure Gina's still on maternity.

    Also toosk, you forgot about the appeals process: submit your most fabulous butterfly selfie to the ZOS snapchat.

    Dang, I don't do butterfly selfies,Teargrants. I wouldn't look good like that. Just ask @Pchela, I look like I'm from Nebraska. Is there any way I can appeal a ban without submitting a butterfly selfie to ZoS? Help me, Kirsi, please, I beg of you. Have some smpy for me.
    1b3qug.jpg

    Also, you just named a bunch of names there #3383103. That does not shame, however it does name and single players out. I'm gona have to report you. :unamused:

    Oh lordy, Spiderman memes. This thread has hit it's potential!

    I forgot to add no Spiderman memes to the OP, thanks.
    #FreeBraidas
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