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A WORLD WITHOUT CHILDREN SEEMS EMPTY

KimoBitz
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Dont you think that ESO needs children in its lands,I mean what I only see is grown up nords,khajiits,argonians etc.Playing skyrim back in the days made me feel like Im in a real world where kids are bornt grow and die just like humanity but in ESO we unfourenetly dont get a taste of that.So ZOS is it possible to make women give birth ?
  • KICHZY
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    Use the search bar.
    Edited by KICHZY on September 15, 2016 5:07PM
  • KochDerDamonen
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    but in TES lore babies are brought to their parents by stork, and as we all know storks are aedric beings who would be viciously hunted by the daedric invaders of this era :^)
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  • Daemons_Bane
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    KimoBitz wrote: »
    ZOS is it possible to make women give birth ?


    When people stop using all caps in titles and/or text, kids will be given back to Tamriel
    Edited by Daemons_Bane on September 15, 2016 5:23PM
    What I say is MY opinion and MY pov
  • Browiseth
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    why
    i stream eso here
    join the BUFF ARGONIAN ARMY today!!!!!
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  • AhPook_Is_Here
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    Its a M game, therefore all the NPCs are over 18.
    “Whatever.”
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  • Cazzy
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    Hey KimoBitz! There's a recent topic about this that may answer some of your questions!

    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/285981/children-player-housing/p1

    :smiley:
  • SirAndy
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    KimoBitz wrote: »
    Dont you think that ESO needs children in its lands
    I for one enjoy the quiet serenity ...
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  • KimoBitz
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    Cazzy wrote: »
    Hey KimoBitz! There's a recent topic about this that may answer some of your questions!

    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/285981/children-player-housing/p1

    :smiley:

    Thanks Ill check it out
  • Hallothiel
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    Gods no.

    Have to deal with kids in real life - joy to escape in eso! Didn't even notice the lack....

    And games rarely do kids well. The ones in Skyrim were horrendous. Ghastly American accents & just so annoying.
    PS4 / EU

    It’s all utterly ridiculous.
  • Daemons_Bane
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    Hallothiel wrote: »
    Gods no.

    Have to deal with kids in real life - joy to escape in eso! Didn't even notice the lack....

    And games rarely do kids well. The ones in Skyrim were horrendous. Ghastly American accents & just so annoying.

    So much more reason to try again :smile: learn from the mistakes and correct them
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  • xellink
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    Hallothiel wrote: »
    Gods no.

    Have to deal with kids in real life - joy to escape in eso! Didn't even notice the lack....

    And games rarely do kids well. The ones in Skyrim were horrendous. Ghastly American accents & just so annoying.

    So much more reason to try again :smile: learn from the mistakes and correct them

    Only if they are killable...
  • xXNesTXx
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    KimoBitz wrote: »
    Dont you think that ESO needs children in its lands,I mean what I only see is grown up nords,khajiits,argonians etc.Playing skyrim back in the days made me feel like Im in a real world where kids are bornt grow and die just like humanity but in ESO we unfourenetly dont get a taste of that.So ZOS is it possible to make women give birth ?

    You have a lot of children in this game.....they are behind of pads & keyboards.....
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  • Daemons_Bane
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    xellink wrote: »
    Hallothiel wrote: »
    Gods no.

    Have to deal with kids in real life - joy to escape in eso! Didn't even notice the lack....

    And games rarely do kids well. The ones in Skyrim were horrendous. Ghastly American accents & just so annoying.

    So much more reason to try again :smile: learn from the mistakes and correct them

    Only if they are killable...

    That's not the way of Bethesda, and nor should it be :wink:
    Edited by Daemons_Bane on September 15, 2016 8:47PM
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  • Brittany_Joy
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    xellink wrote: »
    Hallothiel wrote: »
    Gods no.

    Have to deal with kids in real life - joy to escape in eso! Didn't even notice the lack....

    And games rarely do kids well. The ones in Skyrim were horrendous. Ghastly American accents & just so annoying.

    So much more reason to try again :smile: learn from the mistakes and correct them

    Only if they are killable...

    Even if they wanted that as an option it is best they do not go down that road. Killable kids are not a reality in games because of morals and how they dont want any part in rearing a child ***/murderer. You say you wont become one but look around you the world is filled with people who can't manage and restrain their hidden desires.
  • Vigarr
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    xellink wrote: »
    Hallothiel wrote: »
    Gods no.

    Have to deal with kids in real life - joy to escape in eso! Didn't even notice the lack....

    And games rarely do kids well. The ones in Skyrim were horrendous. Ghastly American accents & just so annoying.

    So much more reason to try again :smile: learn from the mistakes and correct them

    Only if they are killable...

    Even if they wanted that as an option it is best they do not go down that road. Killable kids are not a reality in games because of morals and how they dont want any part in rearing a child ***/murderer. You say you wont become one but look around you the world is filled with people who can't manage and restrain their hidden desires.

    We can kill cat people in the game and that doesn't make me wanna kill cats and people
  • NordSwordnBoard
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    USE CAPS LOCK TO FILL IN THE EMPTY SPACES LEFT BY THE ABSENT YOUNG IN YOUR HEART OF HEARTS

    ZOS MAKE WOMENS GIVE BERTH SO KIDS CAN GET BORNT!
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  • Bryanonymous
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    The morals of today's society still hold a lot of questionable nonsense where it's fine to fantasize about murder and theivary, but add children to that world and people go bat *** crazy. Not even Grand Theft Auto has ever had children, which says a lot. People are way too sensitive, and it's kind of disturbing how they will create sick hypotheticals in their minds for why children can't be in an online game.
    Edited by Bryanonymous on September 16, 2016 5:39AM
  • JKorr
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    Someone made a Oblivion mod that featured Michael Jackson with children. Someone made a mode that used the torture chamber from Shivering Isles; add children to that, and yes, people would be upset. One of the first mods after the nude ones was killable kids. Having kids in the game really doesn't add that much; not when they either have to be invincible or instantly teleport away from players who are trying to kill them.

    Sorry; until its pointed out I don't really notice the lack of annoyingly voiced mobile roadblocks that interfere with moving through town.
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