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Playing ESO is like dating someone who's hot
scorpiodog
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I recently the screen cracked on my laptop and the shop said it would take a little over a week to fix. So I got my old laptop out of the closet and dusted it off. It's not powerful enough to play ESO (except the wailing prison), but I have some other games on it. Of course I don't have a subscription to WOW, but I did have an old free account I used to use so I fired it up.
So have you ever dated someone who had a few things about them that really bothered you, but since they were so hot you just let it slide? But then after a while it just gets more annoying and you start thinking about how great your last partner was? You might even call up that ex to hang out, only to realize after a little while just how boring and uninteresting that ex is when compared to your new hot (but often annoying) partner? You soon remember every reason why you left them.
I've never done this next thing, but some of you might even break up with the hottie yet try to still maintain some kind of unhealthy contact with their new partners and / or friends, unable to move on because you can't find a new hottie? You're waiting for the next great one to come along, never realizing that the last one was the best you'll ever get, lol?
For those of us who don't burn our bridges there is a kind of sinking feeling that you just kinda have to "deal with it". Yeah, this thing or that thing is really annoying, but hey - this other thing they do is really great - and that trick they do! Can't give that up.
So that's where I am today - I'd rather spend 4 hours in the Wailing Prison making and deleting new characters over and over than endure 15 minutes of Trolls with Faux Jamacan accents, Kung Fu Pandas, endless fetch-kill quests and point and cllick 1-2-3 drudgery.
So have you ever dated someone who had a few things about them that really bothered you, but since they were so hot you just let it slide? But then after a while it just gets more annoying and you start thinking about how great your last partner was? You might even call up that ex to hang out, only to realize after a little while just how boring and uninteresting that ex is when compared to your new hot (but often annoying) partner? You soon remember every reason why you left them.
I've never done this next thing, but some of you might even break up with the hottie yet try to still maintain some kind of unhealthy contact with their new partners and / or friends, unable to move on because you can't find a new hottie? You're waiting for the next great one to come along, never realizing that the last one was the best you'll ever get, lol?
For those of us who don't burn our bridges there is a kind of sinking feeling that you just kinda have to "deal with it". Yeah, this thing or that thing is really annoying, but hey - this other thing they do is really great - and that trick they do! Can't give that up.
So that's where I am today - I'd rather spend 4 hours in the Wailing Prison making and deleting new characters over and over than endure 15 minutes of Trolls with Faux Jamacan accents, Kung Fu Pandas, endless fetch-kill quests and point and cllick 1-2-3 drudgery.
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clayandaudrey_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭More like dating the psycho hot chick. She infuriates you constantly but you are scared to leave her because you think you will never have another hot chick and she may hurt you.Edited by clayandaudrey_ESO on September 12, 2016 9:42AM10 -
Voxicity✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭clayandaudrey_ESO wrote: »More like dating the psycho hot chick. She infuriates you constantly but you a scared to leave her because you think you will never have another hot chick and she may hurt you.
Black desert online4 -
PurifedBladez✭✭✭✭✭clayandaudrey_ESO wrote: »More like dating the psycho hot chick. She infuriates you constantly but you a scared to leave her because you think you will never have another hot chick and she may hurt you.
Black desert online
BDO sucks bro.11 -
Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭PurifedBladez wrote: »clayandaudrey_ESO wrote: »More like dating the psycho hot chick. She infuriates you constantly but you a scared to leave her because you think you will never have another hot chick and she may hurt you.
Black desert online
BDO sucks bro.
I think that was the point of mentioning it.
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Trublz✭✭✭Exactly how I'm feeling right now. I just reactivated my old swtor account and tried playing. Even as much as I love Star Wars I can't play swtor. It sucks. And I'm getting more and more sick of ESO. I don't see any other mmos that seem fun so I'm just stuck playing 2 mediocre games.CP531 Air-eez Redguard DK DPS
CP531 Hayd-eez Imperial DK Tank
CP531 SomethinFishy Khajit NB DPS
CP531 Heracl-eez Orc Sorc DPS
CP531 Anark-eez Dark Elf DK DPS
CP531 Herm-eez Breton Temp DPS1 -
Necrelios✭✭✭✭✭ESO is definitely a gold digger, but some might say she is worth it
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Bouldercleave✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭Because we nerds have so much experience dating hot chicks - and I'm talking real , LIVE, ones and not the pretend ones all of you are going to tell me you smashed...6 -
Voxicity✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭PurifedBladez wrote: »clayandaudrey_ESO wrote: »More like dating the psycho hot chick. She infuriates you constantly but you a scared to leave her because you think you will never have another hot chick and she may hurt you.
Black desert online
BDO sucks bro.
Okay? I've never played it myself but I was refering to BDO being the psycho hot chick who hurts you.
Or I guess you realised that and made the comment to farm agrees because everyone hates BDO... fair enoughEdited by Voxicity on September 11, 2016 8:22PM0 -
CapnPhoton✭✭✭✭✭scorpiodog wrote: »
So have you ever dated someone who had a few things about them that really bothered you, but since they were so hot you just let it slide? But then after a while it just gets more annoying and you start thinking about how great your last partner was?
I understand you meaning, but I tend not to think of people this way. You either recognize the good and the not so good and take the whole package and appreciate who they are, or you move on so the other person can do the same.
Edited by CapnPhoton on September 11, 2016 8:12PMXbox One NA Aldmeri Dominion4 -
vyndral13preub18_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭What are we talking about? We play MMOs. We dont have girlfriends. Or go outside. Or know what the sun looks like.5 -
gamerguy757✭✭✭✭✭vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »What are we talking about? We play MMOs. We dont have girlfriends. Or go outside. Or know what the sun looks like.
I know right? Last time I was someone's type was when I donated blood
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Rohamad_Ali✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭To be honest dating a hot chick and way more pleasant then this place . I have no problems logging out ...1 -
Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Bouldercleave wrote: »Because we nerds have so much experience dating hot chicks - and I'm talking real , LIVE, ones and not the pretend ones all of you are going to tell me you smashed...
I only met one hot chick in my life... She is watching me write this, so you know it is true!
Edited by Elsonso on September 11, 2016 8:33PM1 -
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✭✭✭✭✭Rohamad_Ali wrote: »To be honest dating a hot chick and way more pleasant then this place . I have no problems logging out ...
@Rohamad_Ali
Lol, that's exactly how I feel. You put it perfectly, bruh.
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✭✭✭✭✭Rohamad_Ali wrote: »To be honest dating a hot chick and way more pleasant then this place . I have no problems logging out ...
@Rohamad_Ali
Lol, that's exactly how I feel. You put it perfectly, bruh.
Got to find that rated M content some where . Starts with the ESC Key .2 -
Acrolas✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭no no no no
ESO is like pizza.
The experience is often much better than the overall appearance, so long as you don't overdo it or wantonly ruin somebody else's slice of pizza by *** all over it.signing off0 -
Elsonso✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭no no no no
ESO is like pizza.
The experience is often much better than the overall appearance, so long as you don't overdo it or wantonly ruin somebody else's slice of pizza by *** all over it.
I nuke my pizza the next day. Can I nuke ESO?0 -
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✭PurifedBladez wrote: »clayandaudrey_ESO wrote: »More like dating the psycho hot chick. She infuriates you constantly but you a scared to leave her because you think you will never have another hot chick and she may hurt you.
Black desert online
BDO sucks bro.
Now BDO sucks xD
Not long before it's release people were praising it as if the second coming of Christ was upon us, how it will be the ESO killer etc etcSometimes, I dream about...cheese...
Dermont - v16 Pompous Altmer Sorcerer (With a very arrogant face!)
Egonieser - v16 Nord Stamina Dragonborn Wannabe
Endoly - v16 Tiny Redguard Sharpened MaceBlade
Egosalina - v16 Breton Cheesus Beam Specialist
Egowen - v16 Dunmer Whipping Expert (Riding crops eluded her)
(Yes, I had to grind all these to v16)
Akamanakh - lvl 22 Khajiit GankBlade (Inspired by Top Cat)
Targos Icewind - lvl 34 Imperial (Future) Jabplar
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✭✭✭✭Well... I do like the wailing prison. I'm always there till level 5 or so (used to max out at 4 I know).
I think of ESO as kind of a sweet, but socially unskilled hottie.Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.***Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
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✭✭✭✭✭PurifedBladez wrote: »clayandaudrey_ESO wrote: »More like dating the psycho hot chick. She infuriates you constantly but you a scared to leave her because you think you will never have another hot chick and she may hurt you.
Black desert online
BDO sucks bro.
Now BDO sucks xD
Not long before it's release people were praising it as if the second coming of Christ was upon us, how it will be the ESO killer etc etc
A lot of games are getting that praise... before launch.0 -
Serjustin19✭✭✭✭✭I never dated. So I wouldn't know. But I do love ESO. Not sure if that helps. However. Deleting my characters is kinda hard for me.Formerly Serjustin19, Save for Forum Of Course.... Fiery_Darkness (PC NA) currently.2
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BFT88✭✭✭✭Bouldercleave wrote: »Because we nerds have so much experience dating hot chicks - and I'm talking real , LIVE, ones and not the pretend ones all of you are going to tell me you smashed...
And we've found the 12 year old that thinks anyone over 18 doesn't play this game. Rofl. 98% of us have probably smashed more girls than years in your age while playing this game. Thank you.
Not all of us are pimply faced living in our mothers basement, FYI.Edited by BFT88 on September 11, 2016 11:32PM3 -
Auricle✭✭✭✭✭vyndral13preub18_ESO wrote: »What are we talking about? We play MMOs. We dont have girlfriends. Or go outside. Or know what the sun looks like.
Aw, c'mon, don't be so hard on us. The sun is that bright ball in the sky that makes me hiss and close the blinds.2 -
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✭✭well it sure is a high maintenance game GM - Malazan
Raid Leader - Hungry Wolves
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scorpiodog✭✭✭✭✭Bouldercleave wrote: »Because we nerds have so much experience dating hot chicks - and I'm talking real , LIVE, ones and not the pretend ones all of you are going to tell me you smashed...
And we've found the 12 year old that thinks anyone over 18 doesn't play this game. Rofl. 98% of us have probably smashed more girls than years in your age while playing this game. Thank you.
Not all of us are pimply faced living in our mothers basement, FYI.
My question is why are you a turd? People are just joking around and here you come with your ass hat.7 -
BFT88✭✭✭✭scorpiodog wrote: »Bouldercleave wrote: »Because we nerds have so much experience dating hot chicks - and I'm talking real , LIVE, ones and not the pretend ones all of you are going to tell me you smashed...
And we've found the 12 year old that thinks anyone over 18 doesn't play this game. Rofl. 98% of us have probably smashed more girls than years in your age while playing this game. Thank you.
Not all of us are pimply faced living in our mothers basement, FYI.
My question is why are you a turd? People are just joking around and here you come with your ass hat.
I don't think that kid was joking. If you do, you may need to read it again.0 -
scorpiodog✭✭✭✭✭scorpiodog wrote: »Bouldercleave wrote: »Because we nerds have so much experience dating hot chicks - and I'm talking real , LIVE, ones and not the pretend ones all of you are going to tell me you smashed...
And we've found the 12 year old that thinks anyone over 18 doesn't play this game. Rofl. 98% of us have probably smashed more girls than years in your age while playing this game. Thank you.
Not all of us are pimply faced living in our mothers basement, FYI.
My question is why are you a turd? People are just joking around and here you come with your ass hat.
I don't think that kid was joking. If you do, you may need to read it again.
And what's the point in a big man like yourself picking on a child? Either way you're acting like a jerk7
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