What's the dumbest thing you've done on ESO?

TheAngelofDeath99

I literally just spent 10 minutes trying to login and raging because I couldn't. Then I realized I was using my W101 password...

Serjustin19

Roll of the bridge. While trying to revive someone. While EP snipe me while trying to revive at same time I roll of the bridge. Into the slaughterfish below. While 2 DC was watching me fall in the water on the bank below. Watching me being slaughtered while 1 DC jump up and down. Other DC was watching me throught the void.

Kammakazi

Created a VR 16 Torug's Pact Inferno Staff.

Upgraded it to Purple quality...








was about to do its final upgrade, and realized it was a regular, non-set staff.

Daemons_Bane

I die a lot when going around cliff edges.. I always seem to think in the lines of "I could save some time if I jumped over there instead.. not that far".. Then I fall and die

Seratopia

I once stood next to a mounted ebonheart player who must of been away from their game. His group who approached us soon after must of thought I was a friend of his and didn't attack me. They just stood around doing emote. All was good until the horse mounted man started moving again and looked at me. I was killed a moment later.

Pretty dumb but funny thing to do. It leaves everyone confused. XD

Jazbay_Grape

It would take me a couple hours to list them all, but my most recent was paying 50,000 for a gold marksman bow .... that was like level 30 or something. I had no idea until I tried to put a 160 glyph on it.

Rohamad_Ali

Sent a support ticket for not being able to get into Blackwater Blade after hitting VR10 .

Rohamad_Ali

Also made Sai's sword reward gold before VR levels came to game . Still can't believe that happened ...

This could be turning into long thread with me

LadyLethalla

Forgotten to change CP160 crafted armour to the Hunding's set... and then upgraded one piece to gold. And then doing it at least twice more (maybe not the gold part though).

I wish they'd take generic armour/weapon crafting off set crafting stations!

phairdon

Selling two Law of Julianos staffs that were created for me (to a vendor).
Being ganked by slaughter fish in Cyrodiil.
Getting lost in Orisinium while trying to complete one of the world boss events. Kicked myself from the group as a result.
Making my first sale through C.O.D. Not only did I send the item being sold, also managed to attach all my gold from my character as well. Fortunately the other person was honest and returned my gold.

Aenvar

Respect just to respec again to leave things as they were before

itehache

I use a bow skill really often, it basically knocks me away from an enemy so I keep a decent range. I have fallen down so many bridges in dungeons because of that...

WhiteCoatSyndrome

On one of my first runs through Aetherian Archive, I somehow--I'm still not sure how--managed to dodge-roll right off one of those platform buttons into the abyss below, in spite of being on it firmly enough to activate it (because the rest of the group warped to the next section without issue).

DragonSamurai360

Accidentally pressing the inventory button in the middle of running away from the guards causing me to get killed and lose 3K worth of stolen goods lol. I am still angry about it too, 3K is quite a bit of Gold for me at my point in the game.

Kahl_dur

Using a stone trebuchet on a keep we already owned. I didn't realize the castle flipped and kept pounding away at the wall until someone in Zone called me a dumb a** .

Dromede

I believed someone that there was a skyshard just below the Sanctum Ophidia bridge. Still don't believe i trusted that troll The whole group was laughing at me in Teamspeak

AmberLaTerra

Dromede wrote: »

I believed someone that there was a skyshard just below the Sanctum Ophidia bridge. Still don't believe i trusted that troll The whole group was laughing at me in Teamspeak

It is not a skyshard it is a chest with a gold sun ring

As for the stupis thing, being half asleep and putting up a lot of 10 Psijic Ambrosia into guild trader for 28 gold instead of 28000.

DeadlyRecluse

Running a group into a scroll temple, clearing NPCs, holding off waves of enemies...

At a scroll we couldn't pick up.

Loralai_907

So many things lol.
Really early on in game, like REALLY early, I couldn't figure out how to research/decon heavy armor - I got the weapons just fine, but I totally missed the little icon to switch to armor, for far too long lol.

Upgraded the wrong thing....to GOLD.

One time, I sent in a support ticket because my destro staff skills were not working.....because I didn't notice it was a resto staff....I probably felt the dumbest for this one.

waterfairy

Tried killing a guard when I was a noob...went back to same guard after VR1 and tried killing them again, thinking I was strong enough to do so

Spliffo

Was dropping my gear into the bank at 2am for another character, got to my belt and realised I was at a merchant so I went to buy it all back and lost a Sharp vMA bow and robust agility ring. Took me 43 runs to get another sharp bow

GreenSoup2HoT

I bought the new Minotaur Motif chest style for 90,000 gold to find out it has a crotch flap and completely ruins by outfit. GG ZOS.

Nova Sky

Hmm. I may have taken a lava bath once after leaping off a cliff in Stonefalls without looking what was below ...

Kalante

putting a white resto staff for 7m gold on the guild trader with out realizing there is a fee.

ParaNostram

I redesigned my character's build while drunk off my ass once. When I logged back on, I had half stamina half magicka and such weird assortment of skills. *deep breath and sigh*

cdobratz

When IC launched and v16 mats were super hard to come by, I made two v16 nirnhoned swords and while upgrading the second I only had 15 temp alloys (last one was unopened in the mail) and it broke. RT if u cried.

NewBlacksmurf

Buying the last three DLC's

NateAssassin

When I was still like level 20, I somehow got like 25 Rosin and every time I made a new bow to use I made it legendary, all the way to level 50, never got rid of those damn bows.

Acrolas

Accidentally visited Templarchargeland during a big skirmish in Cyrodiil, a place so magical and immense it needs its own 4 minute load screen to get in and to get out.

Totalitarian

Had someone craft me 2 sets of TBS, and I told him the pieces I wanted.

I got what I wanted.

Only then did I realize that I asked for Shoulders instead of Belts.

So the guy ended up making a trip back for me.

Cost me an extra 400 mats + tip

FloppyTouch

I sub