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The Cracked Wood Cave Experience
Browiseth
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Story time! I'm sure this sort of thing happens all the time, but it was interestingly annoying enough that I'd like to share it.
So I'm a filthy scrub, and my only way to have fun PvP wise is ganking people of similar or lower skill rating to me, so sue me in advance for that.
Ran on over to old faithful, Cracked Wood Cave (via the secret entrance, of course) and as I land in the water - Hello, AD person! A little scuffle ensues, but after a minute there's a body on the ground and I'm leisurely fishing in the little puddle at the bottom of the cave. A few minutes pass, and another AD drops in - I'm just a simple undead Argonian of course, my only desire in life is to fish in the most inconvenient of locations so I don't attack. Not so much this fellow, and after another show of fisticuffs there's another corpse to spectate my fishing journey.
A couple of minutes pass, and the fishing hole dries up. I think I've had my fun, now...Make my way out of the cave, and as I reach the door -
Weeeell, couldn't hurt to have one last look, hm? I scurry on down to the heart of Cracked Wood again and - what a pleasant surprise, another AD. Another scuffle, another poor soul on the ground. And my fishing hole has respawned! 6 slaughterfish and 4 trodh's later, a few of my fellow EP start to drop down the hole. Well, fun's over, looks like these guys have claimed the farm for now. I start to again make my way out of the cave and, naturally I have to fight my way through a couple of the many goblins chilling out in the tunnels.
My fellow red are impressively quick on taking offense; "Can you not?" "Really?"
I respond in the most gentlemanly of ways of course; "im leaving, creep. wouldn't want to get in the way of ur grind after all"
Some not so subtle sarcasm and a couple of obscenities later, I've left the dungeon and am feeling slightly less confident in my fellow man at how obsessive they can be over XP farming.
So I'm a filthy scrub, and my only way to have fun PvP wise is ganking people of similar or lower skill rating to me, so sue me in advance for that.
Ran on over to old faithful, Cracked Wood Cave (via the secret entrance, of course) and as I land in the water - Hello, AD person! A little scuffle ensues, but after a minute there's a body on the ground and I'm leisurely fishing in the little puddle at the bottom of the cave. A few minutes pass, and another AD drops in - I'm just a simple undead Argonian of course, my only desire in life is to fish in the most inconvenient of locations so I don't attack. Not so much this fellow, and after another show of fisticuffs there's another corpse to spectate my fishing journey.
A couple of minutes pass, and the fishing hole dries up. I think I've had my fun, now...Make my way out of the cave, and as I reach the door -
Weeeell, couldn't hurt to have one last look, hm? I scurry on down to the heart of Cracked Wood again and - what a pleasant surprise, another AD. Another scuffle, another poor soul on the ground. And my fishing hole has respawned! 6 slaughterfish and 4 trodh's later, a few of my fellow EP start to drop down the hole. Well, fun's over, looks like these guys have claimed the farm for now. I start to again make my way out of the cave and, naturally I have to fight my way through a couple of the many goblins chilling out in the tunnels.
My fellow red are impressively quick on taking offense; "Can you not?" "Really?"
I respond in the most gentlemanly of ways of course; "im leaving, creep. wouldn't want to get in the way of ur grind after all"
Some not so subtle sarcasm and a couple of obscenities later, I've left the dungeon and am feeling slightly less confident in my fellow man at how obsessive they can be over XP farming.
skingrad when zoscharacters:
PC/NA but live in EU 150+ ping lyfe
- EP - M - Strikes-with-Arcane - Argonian Stamina Sorc - lvl 50 - The Flawless Conqueror/Spirit Slayer
- EP - F - Melina Elinia - Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight - lvl 50
- EP - F - Sinnia Lavellan - Altmer Warden Healer - lvl 50
- EP - M - Follows-the-Arcane - Argonian Healer Sorcerer- lvl 50
- EP - F - Ashes-of-Arcane - Argonian Magicka Necromancer - lvl 50
- EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc Stamina Dragonknight - lvl 50
- EP - F - Moonlight Maiden - Altmer Magicka Templar - lvl 50
- EP - F - Maxine Cauline - Breton Magicka Nightblade - lvl 50
- EP - M - Garrus Loridius - Imperial Stamina Templar - lvl 50
- EP - F - Jennifer Loridius - Imperial Necromancer tank - lvl 50
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AverageJo3Gam3r✭✭✭✭✭For the hate whispers, I would've aggroed everything then dragged it to the front of the cave.
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Necrelios✭✭✭✭✭So... did you get on your AD alt?
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Browiseth✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭So... did you get on your AD alt?
would if I had one; I did check Cropsford, since it was under AD control, for anyone to quote unquote join the grinding party but no such luckskingrad when zoscharacters:PC/NA but live in EU 150+ ping lyfe- EP - M - Strikes-with-Arcane - Argonian Stamina Sorc - lvl 50 - The Flawless Conqueror/Spirit Slayer
- EP - F - Melina Elinia - Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight - lvl 50
- EP - F - Sinnia Lavellan - Altmer Warden Healer - lvl 50
- EP - M - Follows-the-Arcane - Argonian Healer Sorcerer- lvl 50
- EP - F - Ashes-of-Arcane - Argonian Magicka Necromancer - lvl 50
- EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc Stamina Dragonknight - lvl 50
- EP - F - Moonlight Maiden - Altmer Magicka Templar - lvl 50
- EP - F - Maxine Cauline - Breton Magicka Nightblade - lvl 50
- EP - M - Garrus Loridius - Imperial Stamina Templar - lvl 50
- EP - F - Jennifer Loridius - Imperial Necromancer tank - lvl 50
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You're a meanie.
CP2,000 Master Explorer - AvA One Star General - Console Peasant - The Clan
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Browiseth✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭At least you're Pact. If you weren't I'd be only slightly more upset over your ganking ways. Also you called them creeps.
You're a meanie.
in all fairness they were pretty creepy. I even said hello and they walked on like zombies or somethingskingrad when zoscharacters:PC/NA but live in EU 150+ ping lyfe- EP - M - Strikes-with-Arcane - Argonian Stamina Sorc - lvl 50 - The Flawless Conqueror/Spirit Slayer
- EP - F - Melina Elinia - Dunmer Magicka Dragonknight - lvl 50
- EP - F - Sinnia Lavellan - Altmer Warden Healer - lvl 50
- EP - M - Follows-the-Arcane - Argonian Healer Sorcerer- lvl 50
- EP - F - Ashes-of-Arcane - Argonian Magicka Necromancer - lvl 50
- EP - M - Bolgrog the Sinh - Orc Stamina Dragonknight - lvl 50
- EP - F - Moonlight Maiden - Altmer Magicka Templar - lvl 50
- EP - F - Maxine Cauline - Breton Magicka Nightblade - lvl 50
- EP - M - Garrus Loridius - Imperial Stamina Templar - lvl 50
- EP - F - Jennifer Loridius - Imperial Necromancer tank - lvl 50
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