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frownsyndromes
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plz i dnt wanna go outside
  • Milvan
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    Well, if this a subtle call for help, you should try HELP HERE/ I'm pretty sure that there are hotlines somewhere.
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  • Garldeen
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    plz i dnt wanna go outside

    Don't blame you. I went outside once :'(
  • OneKhajiitCrimeWave
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    Dark Flare is the Beginning, Radiant is the End. Hail the Light Bringers!
  • GreenhaloX
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    Go outside! Take in the fresh air (if you have some), take in the sight and sound, smell the flowers (as long as you're not allergic to pollens), look at the birds and the bees (avoid the bees, if you're allergic, though, and don't stand right under the birds perching on the branches, unless you're ok with accepting their white droppings gift), go window shopping/browsing at a local nail/spa salon (just don't stare too long.. that would be creepy and they will surely call the cops on you), go for a walk or bike ride (just make sure you look both ways before crossing the road) or go to the gym (well, if you have a membership; the perk is a lot of good views there for motivation). Just go outside and experience life, man!!
  • newtinmpls
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    I gotta leave work, walk my dogs and then come home and try to sweet talk my sweetie into doing ... maybe the silver key? before I go to bed so I can get up & work tonite.
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  • Cously
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    plz i dnt wanna go outside

    I feel you...there are...people...outside.
  • GreenhaloX
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    Haaa! That is so awesome.. makes me just wanna go down to the local shelter or pet store and adopt a kitty.
  • pod88kk
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    GreenhaloX wrote: »
    Go outside! Take in the fresh air (if you have some), take in the sight and sound, smell the flowers (as long as you're not allergic to pollens), look at the birds and the bees (avoid the bees, if you're allergic, though, and don't stand right under the birds perching on the branches, unless you're ok with accepting their white droppings gift), go window shopping/browsing at a local nail/spa salon (just don't stare too long.. that would be creepy and they will surely call the cops on you), go for a walk or bike ride (just make sure you look both ways before crossing the road) or go to the gym (well, if you have a membership; the perk is a lot of good views there for motivation). Just go outside and experience life, man!!

    That's would mean I'd have to put on pants..... Think I'll pass.
  • Garldeen
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    Someone has been busy waiting for the server to come back up...

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  • Buffler
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    Gonna be a while yet
  • GreenhaloX
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    newtinmpls wrote: »
    I gotta leave work, walk my dogs and then come home and try to sweet talk my sweetie into doing ... maybe the silver key? before I go to bed so I can get up & work tonite.

    Silver key?! Pfft.. Come on, man.. man up! You gotta spice it up and go all the way for the gold key!!
  • Shad0wfire99
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    wonkydog wrote: »
    Someone has been busy waiting for the server to come back up...

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    The mental image of what a fight versus bees would look like cracks me up. :D


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  • frownsyndromes
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    Buffler wrote: »
    Gonna be a while yet
    if its any more than 2 more hours i may have to actually do that thing that people do at night that isnt play ESO.... i remember it rhymed with deep but i cant remember what its called...
    currently 11pm people usually do it around this hour am i right?
  • gamerguy757
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    To all the people who are saying "Go outside," here's the thing. It's over 100 degrees in almost every location right now. The news is actually saying, "Don't go outside, you will die."
  • frownsyndromes
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    just say a post on someone elses thing if anyone was wondering someone from zos said it shuld be done around 10:00 edt but yeah that was like 10 mins ago but im sure they are close :)
  • Jailbirdy
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    ...thread locked, then reopened???

    <chuckle>
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  • frownsyndromes
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    Jailbirdy wrote: »
    ...thread locked, then reopened???

    <chuckle>

    why did that happen? oh well :)
  • Metal10957
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    I'm guessing noon EST.
    For the Horde!
  • Jailbirdy
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    Jailbirdy wrote: »
    ...thread locked, then reopened???

    <chuckle>

    why did that happen? oh well :)

    perhaps a humbling experience...
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  • GreenhaloX
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    To all the people who are saying "Go outside," here's the thing. It's over 100 degrees in almost every location right now. The news is actually saying, "Don't go outside, you will die."

    Nahh.. don't worry, you won't die. You will get a good tan.. just ensure you wear sunscreen. The heat will also toughen you up.. so you can get thicker skin. Who actually listens to the news, anyways. Also, to keep this in line with ESO.. look, all those players and NPCs all frolicking about outside. Well.. I guess you would die, if you're in Cyrodiil or can't take on an enemy or some dude/dudette blade of woeing some NPCs. But then again, you do have the soul gems and can always respawn and those NPCs do also respawn. So, yeah, no one actually dies in Tamriel. So, don't be scared, little kitty, and go outside!
  • frownsyndromes
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    GreenhaloX wrote: »
    To all the people who are saying "Go outside," here's the thing. It's over 100 degrees in almost every location right now. The news is actually saying, "Don't go outside, you will die."

    Nahh.. don't worry, you won't die. You will get a good tan.. just ensure you wear sunscreen. The heat will also toughen you up.. so you can get thicker skin. Who actually listens to the news, anyways. Also, to keep this in line with ESO.. look, all those players and NPCs all frolicking about outside. Well.. I guess you would die, if you're in Cyrodiil or can't take on an enemy or some dude/dudette blade of woeing some NPCs. But then again, you do have the soul gems and can always respawn and those NPCs do also respawn. So, yeah, no one actually dies in Tamriel. So, don't be scared, little kitty, and go outside!

    yeah man i legit am fresh out of soul gems... looks like i wont be starting any fights with the lady who sells me a kebab... not worth the risk if i have to wayshrine
  • Bnec
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    can we have an eta please ?
  • Buffler
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    Bnec wrote: »
    can we have an eta please ?

    There is on another thread....eta was 30mins ago lol.....still not up
  • raidentenshu_ESO
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    GreenhaloX wrote: »
    To all the people who are saying "Go outside," here's the thing. It's over 100 degrees in almost every location right now. The news is actually saying, "Don't go outside, you will die."

    Nahh.. don't worry, you won't die. You will get a good tan.. just ensure you wear sunscreen. The heat will also toughen you up.. so you can get thicker skin. Who actually listens to the news, anyways. Also, to keep this in line with ESO.. look, all those players and NPCs all frolicking about outside. Well.. I guess you would die, if you're in Cyrodiil or can't take on an enemy or some dude/dudette blade of woeing some NPCs. But then again, you do have the soul gems and can always respawn and those NPCs do also respawn. So, yeah, no one actually dies in Tamriel. So, don't be scared, little kitty, and go outside!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbpl3QC_lSk
  • frownsyndromes
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    yo in Australia i have a really really solid internet connection just wondering in comparrison what everyone elses is...
    on my downlad sheet i currently have 13.6 Mb/s
    i have herd aussy internet is rubbish so i would really like to find out
  • frownsyndromes
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    actually it kind of dips down to 8 Mb/s sometimes
  • Get_Blazed613
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    I'm getting 60 mbps in canada.
  • frownsyndromes
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    I'm getting 60 mbps in canada.
    I'm getting 60 mbps in canada.

    Holy damn man thats insane youll be online in no time
  • bryanhaas
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    GreenhaloX wrote: »
    Go outside! Take in the fresh air (if you have some), take in the sight and sound, smell the flowers (as long as you're not allergic to pollens), look at the birds and the bees (avoid the bees, if you're allergic, though, and don't stand right under the birds perching on the branches, unless you're ok with accepting their white droppings gift), go window shopping/browsing at a local nail/spa salon (just don't stare too long.. that would be creepy and they will surely call the cops on you), go for a walk or bike ride (just make sure you look both ways before crossing the road) or go to the gym (well, if you have a membership; the perk is a lot of good views there for motivation). Just go outside and experience life, man!!

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