To be a console player right now...

Cazzy
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...sucks.

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Enjoy your DLC, PC players! :tongue:
  • Lieblingsjunge
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    Thank you, dear Console-Peasant! :*B)
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  • UltimaJoe777
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    Come now Cazzy you know it's PC's job to test it for us :)
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  • mike_de
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    Downloading 34 GB sucks, too, after they *** up patching my game.

    Thanks for nothing, ZOS.
  • Vaoh
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    PC needs to iron out the bugs for us console players so we don't have to deal with the same problems....
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  • Voxicity
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    Console players need someone to console them at this time of hardship.
  • imnotanother
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    Right, I want to run some new dungeons. It has only been 11 months since he latest dungeons.

    Looking forward to 100% vMA weapon drops too...
    PS4: NA - AD PSN: imnotanother (Artell Lyeselle)
    Stamina NightBlade 810+ CP - PvP/Trials/Dungeon Ready
  • Gargath
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    Oh my, you should be happy you could play during our 12 hours long maintenance >:) .
    PC EU (PL): 14 characters. ESO player since 06.08.2015. Farkas finest quote: "Some people don't think I'm smart. Those people get my fist. But you, I like."
  • Shadowstep2003
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    It's not even the DLC that does it for me. Week after week I check here expecting to see an incoming patch maintenance. We haven't had one in over a month and a half I believe. There are still numerous issues and the only response I know of is the temporary fix in deleting quests. That still doesn't resolve group finder issues though.
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    You get to avoid the ongoing beta test .
  • dsalter
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    Doncellius wrote: »
    PC needs to iron out the bugs for us console players so we don't have to deal with the same problems....
    yMX-c4.gif

    you mean the bugs that make it into the console patches anyways? >.>
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  • UltimaJoe777
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    dsalter wrote: »
    Doncellius wrote: »
    PC needs to iron out the bugs for us console players so we don't have to deal with the same problems....
    yMX-c4.gif

    you mean the bugs that make it into the console patches anyways? >.>

    Zenimax isn't perfect you know lol they get what they can in the time they have. Would *** people off WAY more to delay a patch like a whole month just because of a few issues they can fix later.
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  • mike_de
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    dsalter wrote: »
    Doncellius wrote: »
    PC needs to iron out the bugs for us console players so we don't have to deal with the same problems....
    yMX-c4.gif

    you mean the bugs that make it into the console patches anyways? >.>

    Zenimax isn't perfect you know lol they get what they can in the time they have. Would *** people off WAY more to delay a patch like a whole month just because of a few issues they can fix later.

    Maybe it would have been better to delay the whole game until it is fixed and ready. Instead of the bug ridden thing we consider now as a game. That would have helped in the issue.

    And yes, I would bet on it, that all these PC bugs will make it into the console version. Who in ZOS is able to fix them anyway?
    Edited by mike_de on August 1, 2016 9:37PM
  • imnotanother
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    mike_de wrote: »
    dsalter wrote: »
    Doncellius wrote: »
    PC needs to iron out the bugs for us console players so we don't have to deal with the same problems....
    yMX-c4.gif

    you mean the bugs that make it into the console patches anyways? >.>

    Zenimax isn't perfect you know lol they get what they can in the time they have. Would *** people off WAY more to delay a patch like a whole month just because of a few issues they can fix later.

    Maybe it would have been better to delay the whole game until it is fixed and ready. Instead of the bug ridden thing we consider now as a game. That would have helped in the issue.

    And yes, I would bet on it, that all these PC bugs will make it into the console version. Who in ZOS is able to fix them anyway?

    So salty.
    Don't be like Mike.
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  • disintegr8
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    Zenimax isn't perfect you know lol they get what they can in the time they have. Would *** people off WAY more to delay a patch like a whole month just because of a few issues they can fix later.

    I'd personally have them fix what they broke with the last DLC before they release another DLC and introduce new bugs. But then again I am an ESO+ subscriber who plays 30+ hours a week but am yet to try out TG or DB, so maybe I am not like normal players.

    I am yet to see any natch potes for console where they announced they have fixed the group finder - which they broke when the DB DLC came out.
    Australian on PS4 NA server.
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  • mike_de
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    mike_de wrote: »
    dsalter wrote: »
    Doncellius wrote: »
    PC needs to iron out the bugs for us console players so we don't have to deal with the same problems....
    yMX-c4.gif

    you mean the bugs that make it into the console patches anyways? >.>

    Zenimax isn't perfect you know lol they get what they can in the time they have. Would *** people off WAY more to delay a patch like a whole month just because of a few issues they can fix later.

    Maybe it would have been better to delay the whole game until it is fixed and ready. Instead of the bug ridden thing we consider now as a game. That would have helped in the issue.

    And yes, I would bet on it, that all these PC bugs will make it into the console version. Who in ZOS is able to fix them anyway?

    So salty.
    Don't be like Mike.

    Sorry, I am too old and for that too much of a cynic.

    And I am quite pissed at the moment, I had to download the game, after the botched patch. .... again.
  • Djem
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    disintegr8 wrote: »
    But then again I am an ESO+ subscriber who plays 30+ hours a week but am yet to try out TG or DB, so maybe I am not like normal players.

    Damn, that's impressive.
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  • Whatzituyah
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    So why is a ingame patcher for consoles not possible again?
  • mike_de
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    So why is a ingame patcher for consoles not possible again?

    Microsoft update policy.

    You don't sneak a patch under their noses into the game, without paying up for it first. The reason for that is, that Microsoft don't like patches, and they really hate hotfixes. The entrance fee for patches should encourage devs to test their patches properly.

    This is, of course, a lost cause in this case. ;)
    Edited by mike_de on August 1, 2016 10:17PM
  • disintegr8
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    mike_de wrote: »
    Microsoft update policy.

    You don't sneak a patch under their noses into the game, without paying up for it first. The reason for that is, that Microsoft don't like patches, and they really hate hotfixes. The entrance fee for patches should encourage devs to test their patches properly.

    This is, of course, a lost cause in this case. ;)

    Yes, this might explain why most bugs reported in PC releases still end up in the console release (at least on PS4).
    Djem wrote: »
    disintegr8 wrote: »
    But then again I am an ESO+ subscriber who plays 30+ hours a week but am yet to try out TG or DB, so maybe I am not like normal players.

    Damn, that's impressive.

    And I do not do PVP :) There is just so much I want to do in the game that I have not got around to TG or DB yet.
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  • mb10
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    Thats alright!

    The PC players can get all the stress from practically testing it and getting all the bugs/glitches and so they'll be fixed in time for us to have a smooth enjoyable DLC :)
  • Snowstrider
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    Come now Cazzy you know it's PC's job to test it for us :)

    Thats strange because eso stays broken and nothing gets fixed
  • Toc de Malsvi
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    mb10 wrote: »
    Thats alright!

    The PC players can get all the stress from practically testing it and getting all the bugs/glitches and so they'll be fixed in time for us to have a smooth enjoyable DLC :)

    Not quite. We will still get most bugs.
    Come now Cazzy you know it's PC's job to test it for us :)

    Thats strange because eso stays broken and nothing gets fixed

    Just because it's broke doesn't mean we aren't benefiting from the testing. Think of it this way, by the time we get the patch we won't have to figure out what is overperforming, underperforming, or broken. We get to read all about it for two weeks so that when it hits consoles we know what to use and not use.
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  • Vaoh
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    dsalter wrote: »
    Doncellius wrote: »
    PC needs to iron out the bugs for us console players so we don't have to deal with the same problems....
    yMX-c4.gif

    you mean the bugs that make it into the console patches anyways? >.>

    Yeah :disappointed: I just wanted to use the gif :)
  • Pandorii
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    PC didn't get their new hairstyles though. Maybe they're waiting to have the release be for all platforms at the same time?
  • Izaki
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    Oh well at least I can continue farming Imperial Ciy Prison (Scathing Mage), Maw Of Lorkhaj (Moondancer/Alkosh) and Sanctum Ophidia (Elegant Swords) for 2 weeks instead of testing out the new stuff............................
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  • Whatzituyah
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    mike_de wrote: »
    So why is a ingame patcher for consoles not possible again?

    Microsoft update policy.

    You don't sneak a patch under their noses into the game, without paying up for it first. The reason for that is, that Microsoft don't like patches, and they really hate hotfixes. The entrance fee for patches should encourage devs to test their patches properly.

    This is, of course, a lost cause in this case. ;)

    So thats why other games I am not going to list here thats for PC and PS4 get updates at the same time. Its more Microsoft has to get its act together than ZOS being bad at bug fixing.
  • CherryCake
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    When will we get the patch? I also saw that the hairstyles arent there, they will release them later, however I was still excited about costume dying!
    I like sweetrolls and I cannot lie
  • ScottK1994
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    Djem wrote: »
    disintegr8 wrote: »
    But then again I am an ESO+ subscriber who plays 30+ hours a week but am yet to try out TG or DB, so maybe I am not like normal players.

    Damn, that's impressive.

    Hm well I have ESO plus and haven't properly tried any DLC, am I doing it right?:p

    Nah I'm just scared to go into Wrothgar in case I lose my character haha, it looks such a decent area too
  • Chilla_Deluxe
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    Right, I want to run some new dungeons. It has only been 11 months since he latest dungeons.

    Looking forward to 100% vMA weapon drops too...

    Ikr , the only update im looking forward to is the vma droprate ._.
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  • BruhItsOver9000
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    I want to play with my harley quin character so bad <3. I just need costume dyes to make that possible.
    Edited by BruhItsOver9000 on August 2, 2016 8:42AM
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