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Dear gankers, can you please not :<?
Lieblingsjunge
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Hai!
I'm playng a filthy, nasty Maluplar with my own Templar-Mansion(No Fasalla's or reactives tho..). My HP is somewhere between 27k-29k, depending on what I fancy doing.
I'm innocently, calmly riding from BRK to Chalman, enjoying my camel's weird noises and the weird tail, to catch up with my crown/duo/friends that's on Chalman Lumbermill. Halfway there a sneaky-deaky-like nightblade gap-closes down on me from a rock and tries to gank me. The nightblade is unable to get me below 80% HP. But it keeps trying. (It's a cloak-attack-cloak-hide-attack-type of NB). I'm trying to Mist Form away. Mist Mist Mist form. Invis potion for the speed. Mist mist mist mist.
Trying.....
...
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.10 hours later:
Nightblade keeps trying. It keeps trying. A friend joins in. They keep trying. And trying.
Another 5 hours later:
My friends get tired of hearing my whining on Teamspeak so they're coming back for me. The nightblades die a painful death to a DK and a Stamplar.
Another 5 hours later:
I'm finally done whining. But oh wait what. IT HAPPENS AGAIN! But this time from Sejanus to BRK. I could go on for eternity, but the story ends here.
Morale of the story: Please do not gank a 29k HP Templar, you're wasting my time - and aswell as yours. Cause the chances are that a 29k HP Templar is wearing some kind of cancerous set + Malubeth and in 5-7 heavy.
(Note: This is a half-serious, serious-not so serious thread, but the point is somewhat.... still there..)
(Note 2: This is not a Malu-whining thread. Not a Templar-whining thread. Not a "stop the ganking!" thread. This is just a silent prayer to the gankers).
I'm playng a filthy, nasty Maluplar with my own Templar-Mansion(No Fasalla's or reactives tho..). My HP is somewhere between 27k-29k, depending on what I fancy doing.
I'm innocently, calmly riding from BRK to Chalman, enjoying my camel's weird noises and the weird tail, to catch up with my crown/duo/friends that's on Chalman Lumbermill. Halfway there a sneaky-deaky-like nightblade gap-closes down on me from a rock and tries to gank me. The nightblade is unable to get me below 80% HP. But it keeps trying. (It's a cloak-attack-cloak-hide-attack-type of NB). I'm trying to Mist Form away. Mist Mist Mist form. Invis potion for the speed. Mist mist mist mist.
Trying.....
...
..
.10 hours later:
Nightblade keeps trying. It keeps trying. A friend joins in. They keep trying. And trying.
Another 5 hours later:
My friends get tired of hearing my whining on Teamspeak so they're coming back for me. The nightblades die a painful death to a DK and a Stamplar.
Another 5 hours later:
I'm finally done whining. But oh wait what. IT HAPPENS AGAIN! But this time from Sejanus to BRK. I could go on for eternity, but the story ends here.
Morale of the story: Please do not gank a 29k HP Templar, you're wasting my time - and aswell as yours. Cause the chances are that a 29k HP Templar is wearing some kind of cancerous set + Malubeth and in 5-7 heavy.
(Note: This is a half-serious, serious-not so serious thread, but the point is somewhat.... still there..)
(Note 2: This is not a Malu-whining thread. Not a Templar-whining thread. Not a "stop the ganking!" thread. This is just a silent prayer to the gankers).
Ignorance is the greatest weapon of tyranny.
PC - EU.
Lieblingsjunge(AD) - Racechanged Argonian :< | AR 50 - No double AP or Bleakers involved |
Sits-On-Cacti(DC) - Problem?
Fail-With-Tail(AD) - Healing Springs-spammer :<
Tiny Liebs(EP) - Very Tiny. Also heals.
Lieblingsmädchen(DC) - Magplar is love.
The Dominàtrix(AD) - Chains, whip, whip, whip.
Fluffy Furball Kitten(DC) - Kittycat, meow.
Your Face(EP) - People make bad jokes about my name =(
Liebs-With-Trees(AD) - Male argo with a big tail :>
Officer/Sandwitch of Zerg Squad
My title: The Maneater, Destroyer of Maneuvers, Bane of Potatoes, she who devours them, The Black Hole, the humorless, first of her name.
PC - EU.
Lieblingsjunge(AD) - Racechanged Argonian :< | AR 50 - No double AP or Bleakers involved |
Sits-On-Cacti(DC) - Problem?
Fail-With-Tail(AD) - Healing Springs-spammer :<
Tiny Liebs(EP) - Very Tiny. Also heals.
Lieblingsmädchen(DC) - Magplar is love.
The Dominàtrix(AD) - Chains, whip, whip, whip.
Fluffy Furball Kitten(DC) - Kittycat, meow.
Your Face(EP) - People make bad jokes about my name =(
Liebs-With-Trees(AD) - Male argo with a big tail :>
Officer/Sandwitch of Zerg Squad
My title: The Maneater, Destroyer of Maneuvers, Bane of Potatoes, she who devours them, The Black Hole, the humorless, first of her name.
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MalakithAlamahdi✭✭✭✭✭Any templar using malu is cancer, and that's coming from someone who's main is a templar.32 -
Rohamad_Ali✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I'll be sure to notify the Ganking Guild tonight so we only gank in groups of 12 just for you .13 -
Kartalin✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭As an occasional ganker, I usually target dps and low health healers, not tanks
Even lower health targets who have heard of impenetrable and have some idea of how to play can escape a gank attempt. And really, sometimes you just got to know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em. - PC/NA
- Karllotta, AD Magplar, AR 50
- Hatched-In-Glacier, DC Magden, AR 44
- Miraliys, EP Warden, AR 35
- Kartalin, AD Stamblade, AR 35
- Miralys, AD Magsorc, AR 35
- Milthalas, EP Magblade, AR 35
- Kallenna, AD Magcro, AR 34
- Lyranais, EP Magsorc, AR 33
- Lemon Party - Meanest Girls - @ Kartalin - Youtube
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WillhelmBlack✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭Moral of the story.
Carry detect pots and Jesus Beard from 100% health to 0%.PC EU2 -
Minalan✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭WillhelmBlack wrote: »Moral of the story.
Carry detect pots and Jesus Beard from 100% health to 0%.
Moral of the story?
Nerf *** Malubeth already.
It's a crutch, and a bad one.2 -
Lieblingsjunge✭✭✭✭✭
✭WillhelmBlack wrote: »Moral of the story.
Carry detect pots and Jesus Beard from 100% health to 0%.
That would make me a very filthy templar :^ I have some, just some, dignity left in me! -chirps-.As an occasional ganker, I usually target dps and low health healers, not tanks Even lower health targets who have heard of impenetrable and have some idea of how to play can escape a gank attempt. And really, sometimes you just got to know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em.
Yeah, exactly! I don't mind gankers at all, but why target tanky, cancerous templars!
It's just wasting my time 
Ignorance is the greatest weapon of tyranny.
PC - EU.
Lieblingsjunge(AD) - Racechanged Argonian :< | AR 50 - No double AP or Bleakers involved |
Sits-On-Cacti(DC) - Problem?
Fail-With-Tail(AD) - Healing Springs-spammer :<
Tiny Liebs(EP) - Very Tiny. Also heals.
Lieblingsmädchen(DC) - Magplar is love.
The Dominàtrix(AD) - Chains, whip, whip, whip.
Fluffy Furball Kitten(DC) - Kittycat, meow.
Your Face(EP) - People make bad jokes about my name =(
Liebs-With-Trees(AD) - Male argo with a big tail :>
Officer/Sandwitch of Zerg Squad
My title: The Maneater, Destroyer of Maneuvers, Bane of Potatoes, she who devours them, The Black Hole, the humorless, first of her name.0 -
iam117✭✭✭moral of the story. dont troll gankers for 15 hours. thats insane. and whining about it for another 5 could be commit-able.<Liv3mind><PC/NA - Legion Of The Bloodworks>Snowflake Patrol3 -
Lieblingsjunge✭✭✭✭✭
✭try to sustain my build :^)
Hyssia pls.
Me trying to be funny. But as my ex once said: If you're trying to be funny, make sure to write (I'm trying to be funny) behind the joke, or no one will get it.Doncellius wrote: »What even is this thread...
I'll just crawl back under a rock.Ignorance is the greatest weapon of tyranny.
PC - EU.
Lieblingsjunge(AD) - Racechanged Argonian :< | AR 50 - No double AP or Bleakers involved |
Sits-On-Cacti(DC) - Problem?
Fail-With-Tail(AD) - Healing Springs-spammer :<
Tiny Liebs(EP) - Very Tiny. Also heals.
Lieblingsmädchen(DC) - Magplar is love.
The Dominàtrix(AD) - Chains, whip, whip, whip.
Fluffy Furball Kitten(DC) - Kittycat, meow.
Your Face(EP) - People make bad jokes about my name =(
Liebs-With-Trees(AD) - Male argo with a big tail :>
Officer/Sandwitch of Zerg Squad
My title: The Maneater, Destroyer of Maneuvers, Bane of Potatoes, she who devours them, The Black Hole, the humorless, first of her name.2 -
bikerangelo✭✭✭✭✭
✭WillhelmBlack wrote: »Moral of the story.
Carry detect pots and Jesus Beard from 100% health to 0%.
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Rohamad_Ali✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Lieblingsjunge wrote: »try to sustain my build :^)
Hyssia pls.
Me trying to be funny. But as my ex once said: If you're trying to be funny, make sure to write (I'm trying to be funny) behind the joke, or no one will get it.Doncellius wrote: »What even is this thread...
I'll just crawl back under a rock.
Fear not brave Forum Joker , this will all be funny soon after 12 man gank .
In the future remember there's nothing funny about Malubeth unless you mention Sir Wrobel .0 -
Lieblingsjunge✭✭✭✭✭
✭Rohamad_Ali wrote: »Lieblingsjunge wrote: »try to sustain my build :^)
Hyssia pls.
Me trying to be funny. But as my ex once said: If you're trying to be funny, make sure to write (I'm trying to be funny) behind the joke, or no one will get it.Doncellius wrote: »What even is this thread...
I'll just crawl back under a rock.
Fear not brave Forum Joker , this will all be funny soon after 12 man gank .
In the future remember there's nothing funny about Malubeth unless you mention Sir Wrobel .
I guess. But you mentioned him now, does that count? Ignorance is the greatest weapon of tyranny.
PC - EU.
Lieblingsjunge(AD) - Racechanged Argonian :< | AR 50 - No double AP or Bleakers involved |
Sits-On-Cacti(DC) - Problem?
Fail-With-Tail(AD) - Healing Springs-spammer :<
Tiny Liebs(EP) - Very Tiny. Also heals.
Lieblingsmädchen(DC) - Magplar is love.
The Dominàtrix(AD) - Chains, whip, whip, whip.
Fluffy Furball Kitten(DC) - Kittycat, meow.
Your Face(EP) - People make bad jokes about my name =(
Liebs-With-Trees(AD) - Male argo with a big tail :>
Officer/Sandwitch of Zerg Squad
My title: The Maneater, Destroyer of Maneuvers, Bane of Potatoes, she who devours them, The Black Hole, the humorless, first of her name.0 -
Rohamad_Ali✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Lieblingsjunge wrote: »Rohamad_Ali wrote: »Lieblingsjunge wrote: »try to sustain my build :^)
Hyssia pls.
Me trying to be funny. But as my ex once said: If you're trying to be funny, make sure to write (I'm trying to be funny) behind the joke, or no one will get it.Doncellius wrote: »What even is this thread...
I'll just crawl back under a rock.
Fear not brave Forum Joker , this will all be funny soon after 12 man gank .
In the future remember there's nothing funny about Malubeth unless you mention Sir Wrobel .
I guess. But you mentioned him now, does that count?
Yes .. We all know well an good that one evening Sir Wrobel logged in to PvP for first time in forever and immediately got gankered badly . That was the moment he went
An thus the evil set of Malubeth was created ... Fin .5 -
Hyssia✭✭✭bikerangelo wrote: »WillhelmBlack wrote: »Moral of the story.
Carry detect pots and Jesus Beard from 100% health to 0%.
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bebynnag✭✭✭✭✭
✭took my Tanklar in to a dead campaign treasure chest hunting, switched a few pieces to impen, & slotted magelight but was more or less in my full trial gear and had about 60K health;
i encountered 2 gankers, the one tried the cloak/attack/cloak/atack (repeat 50 times) method so i dropped my ritual of retribution & they run away, stopping briefly to send me some salt in the mail
the seccond didnt even bother they stood up & waved, i waved bk, we played some music for each other and then we went off on our way - best cross faction silent disco ever 1 -
WillhelmBlack✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭bikerangelo wrote: »WillhelmBlack wrote: »Moral of the story.
Carry detect pots and Jesus Beard from 100% health to 0%.
AwesomePC EU0 -
Sandman929✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭I think there are some wanna-be gankers who haven't quite mastered the art of target selection. Or they've overestimated their ability.
Most of my characters are quite tanky...many solo gankers still try.0 -
Jazbay_Grape✭✭✭✭Lieblingsjunge wrote: »Hai!
I'm playng a filthy, nasty Maluplar with my own Templar-Mansion(No Fasalla's or reactives tho..). My HP is somewhere between 27k-29k, depending on what I fancy doing.
I'm innocently, calmly riding from BRK to Chalman, enjoying my camel's weird noises and the weird tail, to catch up with my crown/duo/friends that's on Chalman Lumbermill. Halfway there a sneaky-deaky-like nightblade gap-closes down on me from a rock and tries to gank me. The nightblade is unable to get me below 80% HP. But it keeps trying. (It's a cloak-attack-cloak-hide-attack-type of NB). I'm trying to Mist Form away. Mist Mist Mist form. Invis potion for the speed. Mist mist mist mist.
Trying.....
...
..
.10 hours later:
Nightblade keeps trying. It keeps trying. A friend joins in. They keep trying. And trying.
Another 5 hours later:
My friends get tired of hearing my whining on Teamspeak so they're coming back for me. The nightblades die a painful death to a DK and a Stamplar.
Another 5 hours later:
I'm finally done whining. But oh wait what. IT HAPPENS AGAIN! But this time from Sejanus to BRK. I could go on for eternity, but the story ends here.
Morale of the story: Please do not gank a 29k HP Templar, you're wasting my time - and aswell as yours. Cause the chances are that a 29k HP Templar is wearing some kind of cancerous set + Malubeth and in 5-7 heavy.
(Note: This is a half-serious, serious-not so serious thread, but the point is somewhat.... still there..)
(Note 2: This is not a Malu-whining thread. Not a Templar-whining thread. Not a "stop the ganking!" thread. This is just a silent prayer to the gankers).
That was probably me. So, like, sorry and stuff.0 -
dodgehopper_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭As an occasional ganker, I usually target dps and low health healers, not tanks Even lower health targets who have heard of impenetrable and have some idea of how to play can escape a gank attempt. And really, sometimes you just got to know when to hold 'em and know when to fold 'em.
I feel like most gankers know when to call it quits. My time is scarce, but most of my pvp action lately has been on a bwb nightblade and a bwb magplar. The Magplar is a baby character but pretty tanky. I kept running into a nightblade who wasn't burst enough to really give me pause. I kept getting close to killing him, and he kept running away whenever he got close to death (if I were higher level and had different skills available I'm pretty sure he would have been toast). Eventually though after about ten minutes of this I simply couldn't find him. I'm fairly certain that he gave up realizing that the only thing saving him was cloak and rocks. There's a certain point when as a ganker you realize your target is far too crunch and you're far too squishy to waste your time with them. Most gankers are smart enough for that anyway. I will admit it is fun to sometimes TRY to take down a hard target with your ganker, I've been known to do that. Eventually you have to either admit your loss or run away. Running away is what gankers do though, there's no shame in it. Its like playing a bird of prey in STO - your job is to be sneaky filthy mcnasty, not get in there in the mix.US/AD - Dodge Hopper - Vet Imperial Templar | US/AD - Goj-ei-Raj - Vet Argonian Nightblade
US/AD - Arondonimo - Vet Altmer Sorcerer | US/AD - Azumarax - Vet Dunmer Dragon Knight
US/AD - Barkan al-Sheharesh - Vet Redguard Dragon Knight | US/AD - Aelus Vortavoriil - Vet Altmer Templar
US/AD - Shirari Qa'Dar - Vet Khajiit Nightblade | US/AD - Ndvari Mzunchvolenthumz - Vet Bosmer Nightblade
US/EP - Yngmar - Vet Nord Dragon Knight | US/EP - Reloth Ur Fyr - Vet Dunmer Sorcerer
US/DC - Muiredeach - Vet Breton Sorcerer | US/DC - Nachtrabe - Vet Orc Nightblade
EU/DC - Dragol gro-Unglak - Vet Orc Dragon Knight | EU/DC - Targan al-Barkan - Vet Redguard Templar
EU/DC - Wuthmir - Vet Nord Sorcerer | EU/DC - Kosh Ragotoro - Vet Khajiit Nightblade
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KenaPKK✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭TLDR: bring more nightblades. Start ganking in packs.Kena
Former Class Rep
Former Legend GM
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Kartalin✭✭✭✭✭
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In my no-CP gank vid I took down a guy with 30k or so health. Luckily he was not familiar with break free at the time and none of his friends noticed. (Vet 5 player, for reference)dodgehopper_ESO wrote: »I will admit it is fun to sometimes TRY to take down a hard target with your ganker, I've been known to do that.- PC/NA
- Karllotta, AD Magplar, AR 50
- Hatched-In-Glacier, DC Magden, AR 44
- Miraliys, EP Warden, AR 35
- Kartalin, AD Stamblade, AR 35
- Miralys, AD Magsorc, AR 35
- Milthalas, EP Magblade, AR 35
- Kallenna, AD Magcro, AR 34
- Lyranais, EP Magsorc, AR 33
- Lemon Party - Meanest Girls - @ Kartalin - Youtube
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✭✭✭✭puffytheslayer wrote: »took my Tanklar in to a dead campaign treasure chest hunting, switched a few pieces to impen, & slotted magelight but was more or less in my full trial gear and had about 60K health;
i encountered 2 gankers, the one tried the cloak/attack/cloak/atack (repeat 50 times) method so i dropped my ritual of retribution & they run away, stopping briefly to send me some salt in the mail
the seccond didnt even bother they stood up & waved, i waved bk, we played some music for each other and then we went off on our way - best cross faction silent disco ever
I took my tank to Cyro several times at off hours to finishing getting all the delve bosses for grins. The attempted ganks were amusing, but the funniest was a level 10 DK who wouldn't stop trying to kill me with light attacks and stonefist. I just stood there whispering him to please stop, I wasn't there to mess with anyone grinding in Cracked Wood. He'd run away, then come back and try to gank me again. I finally ignored him, went to go do my boss and he thought he'd try again in the middle of a big mob pull and died to my AoE.
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Lieblingsjunge✭✭✭✭✭
✭Ignorance is the greatest weapon of tyranny.
PC - EU.
Lieblingsjunge(AD) - Racechanged Argonian :< | AR 50 - No double AP or Bleakers involved |
Sits-On-Cacti(DC) - Problem?
Fail-With-Tail(AD) - Healing Springs-spammer :<
Tiny Liebs(EP) - Very Tiny. Also heals.
Lieblingsmädchen(DC) - Magplar is love.
The Dominàtrix(AD) - Chains, whip, whip, whip.
Fluffy Furball Kitten(DC) - Kittycat, meow.
Your Face(EP) - People make bad jokes about my name =(
Liebs-With-Trees(AD) - Male argo with a big tail :>
Officer/Sandwitch of Zerg Squad
My title: The Maneater, Destroyer of Maneuvers, Bane of Potatoes, she who devours them, The Black Hole, the humorless, first of her name.0 -
Hempyre✭✭✭✭bikerangelo wrote: »WillhelmBlack wrote: »Moral of the story.
Carry detect pots and Jesus Beard from 100% health to 0%.
We wants it, prrrreciousssss.
Seriously though, ill trade in my mal for this but it needs to seriously glow with heavenly delight @wrobel0 -
RebornV3x✭✭✭✭✭
✭and this is why I gank in groups of 2 or 3 for tanky people like youXbox One - NA GT: RebornV3x
I also play on PC from time to time but I just wanna be left alone on there so sorry.0
