I Wanted To Be Your Protector. O Bosmer Lass. And Other Stories (Scourge. PS4 EU) Serjustin19

Serjustin19

Dear Level 11 Bosmer Lass,

We met at The Dolman by Aldmeri Keep in Scourge PS4 EU. You Bosmer Lass was amazing. Even though you were level 11 and looked like you were new to PvP. All alone like me.

Since I'm So familiar about Scourge. I want to lend you aid. O Bosmer Lass. I tried to invite you. But says you were in group. Were have your companions go? Have they to lost there way also?

I tried to message you. But you spoke different language then mine. Since also both translation apps say different things. I not sure which is correct. But It's alright. As I see you all alone. Swinging your dual swords in ever which direction. All alone. Heading to Enemy's territory. I then decided to become your protector. Henceforth I followed you.

O Bosmer Lass. All was good. Until Suddenly. I saw a rider running fast towards us over yonder the horizon. I couldn't tell whom the rider has sworn allegiance to? I sneak immidetly. Drawn out my trusty white level 80 cp 2 handed sword. I am not skilled to be honest. I will try my best to protect you however. But as the rider approched. It was safe. For he was an Aldmeri like us.

O Bosmer Lass. I was pretty proud of. You. You were very brave. You just kept on walking. Swinging your dual weild swords. While dager was coming. I was amazed and very proud of you. You are brave indeed. You will become a very skilled warrior. For I have high faith in you. You O Bosmer Lass have high spirit. Keep it up.

As we continued to be on our way. As you keep swinging your dual swords while walking. I kept you safe for time being. As we we're heading to quest area in one of the towns. I knew there might be danger lying in wait for us. I got off my white majestic, Imperial horse. Took out my level 80 cp white sword and prepared for a battle that may become.

But luckily as we drew close. No danger in sight. Excluding the EP guards of course. But after we finish attack guards and went inside the questing town. All was safe. Just 3 other Aldmeri. Then we left. To do one of your missions. I followed. Lost you once. But found you immediately. As you were attacking the Zombies, O Bosmer Lass. I have witnessed you level up to level 12. Was so happy to see you level up. I must admit.


But sadly, once we returned to the questing area. When you Bosmer Lass went inside this house. I stayed outside by door to make sure it was safe. But 1 minute later. You not come back. I came in the house. To see if you were alright. No enemy inside. Including you Bosmer Lass. Just that one extra door that I didn't know about. I hurried out through the second door.

I went on my trusty majestic Imperial Horse. Went all around the area. All around away from the area. But sadly I lost you for good. I not sure if you did it to stop me following you. But if it was because of that. I understand. O Bosmer Lass. I this was a grand adventure that we have had together. You and I. Where eever you may be. I wish you good luck and good fortune. I hope we will meet again in the future. But for the time being. I need make more gold

Good Luck O Bosmer Lass! You have changed me. I want to help even more new low level PvPers. Just like you. I might will. But not on Aldmeri side in future. But maybe on DC side. I not sure. Thank you again. O Bosmar Lass.

Thus ends my grand adventure with The Bosmer Aldmeri Lass. True events of what took place. Until next time. I wish all of my readers a good day.

Sincerely,

Serjustin19 who serves Aldemri Dominion. At this time. On Scourge PS4 EU

Pchela

This is adorable.

vortexman11

inb4 the Lil' Bosmer Lass is a 40 year old dude with pizza in his beard or something.

This was pretty good though!

KenaPKK

Aw man, I spent so long trying to get a url for that, and then GIFs won't work from my phone. *flips table*

It's Meowth crying.

Alina_Scarbridge

This is so funny and cute. Made my day.

Serjustin19

Alina_Scarbridge wrote: »

This is so funny and cute. Made my day.

vortexman11 wrote: »

inb4 the Lil' Bosmer Lass is a 40 year old dude with pizza in his beard or something.

This was pretty good though!

Pchela wrote: »

This is adorable.

Thank you all! From now on I will make more stories and post it here! I glad you all enjoyed.

Serjustin19

The Sad Tale Of A High Elf . Refusing A Drink With Me In Tavern.


This tis a sad wee short tale. So sad. I nearly wept in tears. It all started. On this very day of the vast peaceful journey in Scourge.
On my very way to an upcoming duel that I was invited to go.

I go by many of names you see. But today. I be Princess Of Dreams. For AD. My code name is April Of Storm. I Princess Of Dreams became a lieutenant for AD 2 days ago. But today to celebrate as I finally made that long journey ahead to Fort Aleswell. I pondered my self. What grand adventures lie ahead. What stories would I tell later?

I finally reached the spot. Watching. Waiting to see what happens next. All was peaceful for me. While I see everyone bashing and throwing odd and some ridiculous powerful spells at each other. I thought I heard a werewolf once. Very silently in the distance. But couldn't be for certain.

I began to dream. Like always. (Hence my name Princess Of Dreams) As I pondered into my dreams. Unto my very world I created. I suddenly had a most notorious dream. A huge night mare! Or nightblade of sorts.) I suddenly heard beating drums. Most beutiful sound. Second to the Lute of course.

Then heard a sickening fatal strike. From a certain DC nightblade. I was fatally and mortality wounded! I perished from that blow. Well atleast I have no soul. I gladly thank Molag Bal for that.... I mean that AD who reserected me.

I'm alive! Wait. Naw never mind. Sorry everyone. False alarm. Go back to your dueling everyone! So I Princess OF Dreams. Lying on the very cold ground. Looking at the vast majestic sky. The beutifuly two planets whom I want to call Nirn. But sadly my history is very bad.

As I Princess Of Dreams. Going into the void. I said. "Farewell to ye all. I wish you all well." I Princess Of Dreams. Was about to give up. But suddenly I saw another grand, Majestic Dream. It was a time for Princess OF Dreams to come to rest in a peaceful place for now.

For a majestic and grand, fiery Phoneix carried I Princess Of Dreams away. I closed my eyes and smiled. For someone else will take my place temporary. I was happy.

Behold a new AD hero was born! "Yea I failed to mention that other hero...) I give to you all. Drums please everyone! Can I have your attention. Please everyone! No? Sigh. Ok all keep on dueling. I'm here.

Atleast. The new AD Hero came at last. On his very trusty. But very slow speed of 0 imperial horse. Finally made it. Took 15 minutes or so to reach the place for dueling. Lo and behold. A Kajiit level 23 Nightblade. With long beard. Who wore a majestic Dragon Warrior costume. For he believes he is the very next to become Dragon Born! Even if it was way to early.

This very Kajiit nightblade with long braided beard. Who wore a Dragon Warrior costume for he truly believes he is actually in line to be Dragon Born! This Kajiit you might say is very special of sorts? Maybe a husband of Princess of Dreams? For they both have similar names?

For this Kajiit name is... Truly remarkable, if I do say so myself. Now enjoy. This Kajjits name is (are you sure your ready? Truly? If you say so.) This Kajiit name is Dreams Of Dragonwhales.

But I Dreams Of Dragonwhales. Unfortunately got destroyed by that very DC Highelf Nightblade again. I tried to hide. With my special new tools. But this is one truly remarkable DC Highelf Nightblade. I was very amazed. So the Moral of the story that I learn is. When someone wants to hide. Let her/him hide.

I message to that very DC Nightblade saying that I like her/him. That she/ he is truly remarkable and skilled warrior and that I really want to take her/him to that one tavern in Gleumbra. Sadly got a reply that " nice try on sarcasm." But I truly meant it. For who wouldn't want to share drinks with me?

Alas for showing good faith. I gave that DC Nightblade 500 gold. But later sadly that DC High Elf sent it back. So. Dreams Of Dragon Whales got revived at AD tent. There was DC who keeped on trying to resurect that very High Elf DC Nightblade whom kept killing me.

So I Dreams Of Dragonwhales. Disapered and transformed into DC! I have Become April of Storms. I helped reseruct that fallen DC Highelf Nightblade. Unfortunately I had to go for a bit. But when I returned. No dueling anymore. Except for that DC High Elf Nightblade.

I April OF Storms. Used sorry, sad emotes and Hello emote. But was maybe ignored. Probably for good reason. Suddenly. That very High Elf Nightblade took of. I of course followed. She/he reached the EP farm. Destroyed her/himself.

I April Of Storms was truly saddened. Maybe highelf not want me. After all. So I April of Storms. Level 30 DK Took on the EP farm by self. 10 minutes later I was victorious. I was happy. Level 1 farm then turned level 2 farm. I showed a picture to that very DC High Elf Nightblade. But not a word I heard.

No one wants me. No one understands me. It's ok. For I April Of Storms has a new mission. It too secretive that I couldn't say. Wait. I'm doing it now. All these tales are true. Very accurate to my knowledge.

For Princess Of Dreams (AD DK) April Of Storm (DC DK) and Dreams Of Dragonwhales (AD Nightblade) are all very glad to tell you there story. About this sad story of The Sad Tale Of A High Elf. Refusing A drink With Me In A Tavern. This one is happy to tell you this story.

Thank you all. Hope you all Enjoyed this.

Sincerely,

Princess Of Dreams

April Of Storm

(And Yours Truly)

(Vote for)

Dreams Of Dragonwhales to be you new Dragon Born!. (Especially the flying whales who breaths out fire and go into the water.