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NewSentiment
I've been a member since march of 2015, indeed since the game was still pay to play but I've stop after it went buy once and I'am excited to play again. It's been more than a year so I expect it will be like playing a whole other game. So, what have I missed?
  • NewSentiment
    I've been a member since march of 2015, indeed since the game was still pay to play but I've stop after it went buy once and I'am excited to play again. It's been more than a year so I expect it will be like playing a whole other game. So, what have I missed?

    *2014
  • Bouldercleave
    Bouldercleave
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    Just EVERYTHING!

    Log your butt back in and have some fun!
  • BruhItsOver9000
    BruhItsOver9000
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    Lag.
    WOOD ELF MASTER RACE.

  • Vipstaakki
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    Orsinium, Thieves guild, Dark Brotherhood. What else?
  • Vruci
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    You missed when Todd Howard became a world boss

    You missed the 'Bannammer' a two handed weapon awarded to those who kill hackers in PvP

    You missed an entire year of grinding

    You missed the invasion of the Akaviri

    You missed Luke Skywalker beating up on that Kirk guy in Kenarthi's Roost

    You missed 365 days worth of fishing for fish

    You missed an entire year with NO pact zergs WHATSOEVER

    You missed some 'AMAZING' role play

    You missed when you went to stab that mud crab

    You missed the man children

    You missed that one trailer with the god voice

    You missed the millennial wizards

    You missed Bernie Sanders

    You missed Brexit

    You missed- wait... Wait there is a difference between ESO and real life- right guys?

    I have a god complex. Don't judge. Or do judge. I will thus proceed to smite you.
  • missjackieb14_ESO
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    Vruci wrote: »

    You missed- wait... Wait there is a difference between ESO and real life- right guys?

    I keep hearing about this real life thing.. I thought ESO was real life? O.o
  • Apocalypse1981
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    Wb!!!
  • Johngo0036
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    what you really missed out on is the "BLADE OF WOE",

    Get the dark brotherhood DLC,
    Do the first part of the quest till you can use the "BLADE OF WOE",

    Then go sneaky sneaky around all the cities and NUKE all the NPC's that have irritated you,
    Except STUGA, coz you cannot nuke that [snip]........

    It has given me HOURS, Days, Months of enjoyment,
    and if you hate an NPC that much just wait a few minutes and NUKE them again, by sithis......

    [edited for profanity bypass]
    Edited by ZOS_Icy on December 10, 2023 6:09PM
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