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Am I Zerging? Yes or No and why?

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  • omgiztim
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    Crispen_Longbow wrote: »
    dashima wrote: »
    8 DC, maybe 9-10 AD.

    You can 2v1 fengrush and he'll cry zerg.

    What did we see here? This can't be true. Lord Fengrush could never die to even numbers. He valiantly slaughters thousands against his Holy Group Size.

    Lets consult the book of Armaments Chapter Two Versus 9 Through 21 on Proper Group size.
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    And Saint Attila raised his hands up high, saying, "O Lord, bless this GROUP SIZE, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu...

    Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

    Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First thou shalt Make a Group. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then thy GROUP is complete and shall be released towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

    Amen. That is hilarious.
  • Rec
    Rec
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    Consult the Juggernaut!!!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNcVdDe3Tuw
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