Zos is God and reasons why!

Love_Daggerfall

To get a understanding of this concept l will explane.
In a tempole God is made up of a group of people.
In Zos God is made up of a group of people.
The tempole and Zos have holy writtings.
The tempole has a bible type book.
Zos has ESO code of conduct.
We all know holy books are a list of do's and don'ts.
The only way to learn to worship Zos back der front and inside out is to read the Zos holy book daily.
This in its self is a act of worshiping.
Zos like any God is very forgiving.
There are Rules in life and we can choose to disobey them but everyone else will force us to be responcable for sinning against Zos.
See the concept.
Zos is a God. Ignore my words freely but don't anger my new God.

Lightninvash

I think something broke in this guy.

Justice31st

Love_Daggerfall wrote: »

To get a understanding of this concept l will explane.
In a tempole God is made up of a group of people.
In Zos God is made up of a group of people.
The tempole and Zos have holy writtings.
The tempole has a bible type book.
Zos has ESO code of conduct.
We all know holy books are a list of do's and don'ts.
The only way to learn to worship Zos back der front and inside out is to read the Zos holy book daily.
This in its self is a act of worshiping.
Zos like any God is very forgiving.
There are Rules in life and we can choose to disobey them but everyone else will force us to be responcable for sinning against Zos.
See the concept.
Zos is a God. Ignore my words freely but don't anger my new God.

ZOS, the God of Lag.

wayfarerx

Skooma is a hell of a drug!

Tryxus

Lightninvash

Justice31st wrote: »

Love_Daggerfall wrote: »

To get a understanding of this concept l will explane.
In a tempole God is made up of a group of people.
In Zos God is made up of a group of people.
The tempole and Zos have holy writtings.
The tempole has a bible type book.
Zos has ESO code of conduct.
We all know holy books are a list of do's and don'ts.
The only way to learn to worship Zos back der front and inside out is to read the Zos holy book daily.
This in its self is a act of worshiping.
Zos like any God is very forgiving.
There are Rules in life and we can choose to disobey them but everyone else will force us to be responcable for sinning against Zos.
See the concept.
Zos is a God. Ignore my words freely but don't anger my new God.

ZOS, the God of Lag.

this would imply they could control the lag but as we know they can not

Armitas

I think they punished my class with eternal damnation.

Justice31st

Lightninvash wrote: »

Justice31st wrote: »

Love_Daggerfall wrote: »

To get a understanding of this concept l will explane.
In a tempole God is made up of a group of people.
In Zos God is made up of a group of people.
The tempole and Zos have holy writtings.
The tempole has a bible type book.
Zos has ESO code of conduct.
We all know holy books are a list of do's and don'ts.
The only way to learn to worship Zos back der front and inside out is to read the Zos holy book daily.
This in its self is a act of worshiping.
Zos like any God is very forgiving.
There are Rules in life and we can choose to disobey them but everyone else will force us to be responcable for sinning against Zos.
See the concept.
Zos is a God. Ignore my words freely but don't anger my new God.

ZOS, the God of Lag.

this would imply they could control the lag but as we know they can not

Maybe they are smiting us for being sinners by not giving enough tides to their holy crown store.

Rohamad_Ali

Wth ? Is it a full moon ?

GivvumBoane

Tryxus wrote: »

That almost looks like the Obaminator. If he would ever smile that big.

Justice31st

Roehamad_Ali wrote: »

Wth ? Is it a full moon ?

http://www.jukebo.com/andrew-foster/music-clip,he-wolf,qqslrr.html

Rohamad_Ali

Justice31st wrote: »

Roehamad_Ali wrote: »

Wth ? Is it a full moon ?

http://www.jukebo.com/andrew-foster/music-clip,he-wolf,qqslrr.html

Justice31st

Roehamad_Ali wrote: »

Wth ? Is it a full moon ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm8YHq9dXEc

Love_Daggerfall

I must add http:\\help.elderscollsonline.com
This is our prayer line to God.

BruhItsOver9000

Cazzy

You can't discuss religion on the forum

CherryCake

I come on the forums late at night exactly because of posts like these xDDDDDDDDD I cant decide whether people are extremely high, drunk or sleepy...or all at once xDDD

Burning_Talons

Somebody get this coot some meds

BruhItsOver9000

This thread will die and my one punch man post will be gone :'( :'(

Love_Daggerfall

Cazzy wrote: »

You can't discuss religion on the forum

Zos is God. God can't rule out Zos.
They are one and the same.

Love_Daggerfall

EstelioVeleth wrote: »

I come on the forums late at night exactly because of posts like these xDDDDDDDDD I cant decide whether people are extremely high, drunk or sleepy...or all at once xDDD

Its really about brainwashing so dumb people don't break ESO code of conduct because they forget to worship Zos. Then Zos makes them pay for sinning.

Love_Daggerfall

Burning_Talons wrote: »

Somebody get this coot some meds

Get some respect to obey your God Zos.

Love_Daggerfall

BruhItsOver9000 wrote: »

This thread will die and my one punch man post will be gone :'( :'(

As long as l obey the Zos ESO code of conduct.
Moderators are happy with my worship.

hamgatan

Love_Daggerfall wrote: »

To get a understanding of this concept l will explane.
In a tempole God is made up of a group of people.
In Zos God is made up of a group of people.
The tempole and Zos have holy writtings.
The tempole has a bible type book.
Zos has ESO code of conduct.
We all know holy books are a list of do's and don'ts.
The only way to learn to worship Zos back der front and inside out is to read the Zos holy book daily.
This in its self is a act of worshiping.
Zos like any God is very forgiving.
There are Rules in life and we can choose to disobey them but everyone else will force us to be responcable for sinning against Zos.
See the concept.
Zos is a God. Ignore my words freely but don't anger my new God.

Finished chapping your lips yet?

CherryCake

Love_Daggerfall wrote: »

EstelioVeleth wrote: »

I come on the forums late at night exactly because of posts like these xDDDDDDDDD I cant decide whether people are extremely high, drunk or sleepy...or all at once xDDD

Its really about brainwashing so dumb people don't break ESO code of conduct because they forget to worship Zos. Then Zos makes them pay for sinning.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

FortheloveofKrist

uh...

um...

okay, I think that's it for the forums today.

CokeVoAYCE

so why do you talk,
as if making a haiku,
in all your topics?

Love_Daggerfall

hamgatan wrote: »

Love_Daggerfall wrote: »

To get a understanding of this concept l will explane.
In a tempole God is made up of a group of people.
In Zos God is made up of a group of people.
The tempole and Zos have holy writtings.
The tempole has a bible type book.
Zos has ESO code of conduct.
We all know holy books are a list of do's and don'ts.
The only way to learn to worship Zos back der front and inside out is to read the Zos holy book daily.
This in its self is a act of worshiping.
Zos like any God is very forgiving.
There are Rules in life and we can choose to disobey them but everyone else will force us to be responcable for sinning against Zos.
See the concept.
Zos is a God. Ignore my words freely but don't anger my new God.

Finished chapping your lips yet?

No. When l get home l need to post a link to the Zos holy book.

Love_Daggerfall

EstelioVeleth wrote: »

Love_Daggerfall wrote: »

EstelioVeleth wrote: »

I come on the forums late at night exactly because of posts like these xDDDDDDDDD I cant decide whether people are extremely high, drunk or sleepy...or all at once xDDD

Its really about brainwashing so dumb people don't break ESO code of conduct because they forget to worship Zos. Then Zos makes them pay for sinning.

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Awsome joke man.
Nice and clean too. ☺

Tryxus

Love_Daggerfall wrote: »

hamgatan wrote: »

Love_Daggerfall wrote: »

To get a understanding of this concept l will explane.
In a tempole God is made up of a group of people.
In Zos God is made up of a group of people.
The tempole and Zos have holy writtings.
The tempole has a bible type book.
Zos has ESO code of conduct.
We all know holy books are a list of do's and don'ts.
The only way to learn to worship Zos back der front and inside out is to read the Zos holy book daily.
This in its self is a act of worshiping.
Zos like any God is very forgiving.
There are Rules in life and we can choose to disobey them but everyone else will force us to be responcable for sinning against Zos.
See the concept.
Zos is a God. Ignore my words freely but don't anger my new God.

Finished chapping your lips yet?

No. When l get home l need to post a link to the Zos holy book.

The ZOS Holy Book of Crowns:

- guidelines on how to have 3 month long coffee breaks
- the importance of lag in our daily lives in Cyrodiil
- how to remain absent from every problem there is by not partaking in the game at all
- balance by not balancing
- and more
- ...

Coming soon to every book store in NA and EU
No ETA tho

Love_Daggerfall

Hoere is a link to Zos holy book written by
ZOS_GinaBruno
Http:\\Forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/60843/community-rules