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This is racist!
xxslam48xxb14_ESO
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Not all argonians are cross eyed zenimax! The fact that no un-crosseyed option exists in the argonian character creator is very offensive to our people! We demand FREE corrective eye surgery to re align our eyes the way they are meant to be(unless you like looking derp, then thats cool I guess)!
I say we protest at the Davon's watch docks and have the cakening 2.0! No surgery, no stability!
Look guys I get it, you aren't argonian, so you don't care. I understand that, but who is it that is always there for you when your hp is critically low! Probably an argonian healer with some witty name like"loves-to-heal" 9/10 times. We always have your back, so how about just this once you can help us? Otherwise the next time we try to cast some heals on you our poor eye sight might cause us to miss.
Just want to finally bring this issue to zenmax's attention because I have noticed this and have been dealing with it since beta and to be quite honest it does hurt my drive to keep playing. I know they are probably busy with other issues and class balancing, but our avatars in an mmo are a pretty big deal. It is essentially us, in digital form, and I doubt very much you would want to appear cross eyed at all times.
Edited by xxslam48xxb14_ESO on June 19, 2016 1:45AM I say we protest at the Davon's watch docks and have the cakening 2.0! No surgery, no stability!
Look guys I get it, you aren't argonian, so you don't care. I understand that, but who is it that is always there for you when your hp is critically low! Probably an argonian healer with some witty name like"loves-to-heal" 9/10 times. We always have your back, so how about just this once you can help us? Otherwise the next time we try to cast some heals on you our poor eye sight might cause us to miss.
Just want to finally bring this issue to zenmax's attention because I have noticed this and have been dealing with it since beta and to be quite honest it does hurt my drive to keep playing. I know they are probably busy with other issues and class balancing, but our avatars in an mmo are a pretty big deal. It is essentially us, in digital form, and I doubt very much you would want to appear cross eyed at all times.
I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.
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NateAssassin✭✭✭✭✭AD | Malaya the Mystic ─ VR16 Khajiit Sorc | Shal'ina the Swift ─ VR16 Khajiit NB | Jòhn Cena ─ VR1 Khajiit NB | Priestess Shaari ─ VR1 Temp1 -
xxslam48xxb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭You don't see his right pupil looking more off to his right? Everyone I show this to says they see it too, look harder, with a scrupulous gaze. I think the easiest way to see it is if you look at the gap between his pupil and the inner corner of his eye. That gap should be equal on both sides, but it isn't.I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.0 -
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✭✭✭Argonians still look better now than they did in beta...Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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✭it is a visual illusion. Your brain is finding things that does not exist in this case the eye being crossed.IGN: Ki'rah
Khajiit/Vampire
DC/AD faction/NA server.
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xxslam48xxb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Argonians still look better now than they did in beta...
You mean really early beta? Yeah that was really bad! I probably wouldn't have even made an argonian if it stayed that way. I am not trying to be nit picky or anything I am getting really sick of this glitch/bug/art mess up. Looks damn near perfect except for this issue. You can kinda circumvent the issue by choosing the angular face, but that just makes it less notice able and angles your face funny if you don't want that look.I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.0 -
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✭✭✭I think it's because their eyes are on the side of their head. So if they aren't looking forward giving the illusion they are cross eyed, they'd be looking out to the side. And that would just be creepy.Founder and Co-GM of The Psijic Order Guild (NA)
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xxslam48xxb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭it is a visual illusion. Your brain is finding things that does not exist in this case the eye being crossed.
It isn't even dude, I have zoomed in really close and counted each pixel in the eyes of that picture and can say with 100% certainty that there is weird spacing with the pupils. I tried to prove to myself that I was just seeing things until I measured it and can no longer use that excuse.
Open it up in some art thing and zoom in on it yourself and count the pixels between the pupils and the inner eye. I promise you it isn't an illusion.Edited by xxslam48xxb14_ESO on June 19, 2016 2:10AMI wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.1 -
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✭lol you're an Argonian.
(RPish trolling)Wake up, we're here. Why are you shaking? Are you ok? Wake up...0 -
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What is going on here?Just so that everyone knows, my Altmer still can't have black hair. About a dozen of Altmer NPCs in the game have black hair. Just saying.
Meet my characters:Command: Do the thing.
Zadarri, Khajiit Fist of Thalmor: The thing was done, as commanded.
Durza gra-Maghul, Orc blacksmith: The thing was done perfectly, in the most efficient way.
Tegwen, Bosmer troublemaker: You can't prove I didn't do the thing.
Sings-Many-Songs, Argonian fisher: Sure, I'll do the thing... Eventually. Maybe.
Aerindel, Altmer stormcaller: After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that doing the thing would be a waste of resources.
Liliel, Dunmer pyromancer: Aerindel said I shouldn't do the thing. Something about "resources".
Gyda Snowcaller, Nord cryomancer: I will find a way to do it that won't waste resources and make Aerindel proud of me.
Beatrice Leoriane, Breton vampire: I persuaded someone else into doing the thing. You are welcome, dear.
Sahima, Redguard performer: Doing the thing sounds awfully unpleasant and really not my problem.
Ellaria Valerius, Imperial priestess: I'll pray to the Eight for the thing to be done, if it is Their will.6 -
xxslam48xxb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.1 -
Whatzituyah✭✭✭✭Well I am ok with it I always thought the way they looked in skyrim was strange.https://twitch.tv/whatzituyah2
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xxslam48xxb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Whatzituyah wrote: »Well I am ok with it I always thought the way they looked in skyrim was strange.
In what way?I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.0 -
Whatzituyah✭✭✭✭xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »Whatzituyah wrote: »Well I am ok with it I always thought the way they looked in skyrim was strange.
In what way?
The eyes man they are pointed straight forward. It makes them look like they have glasses or goggles.https://twitch.tv/whatzituyah2
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xxslam48xxb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Whatzituyah wrote: »xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »Whatzituyah wrote: »Well I am ok with it I always thought the way they looked in skyrim was strange.
In what way?
The eyes man they are pointed straight forward. It makes them look like they have glasses or goggles.
See I like that about them. Its a predator trait to have eyes that are focused and not spread. They mostly do have that in eso, but for some reason their right eye is looking at a different angle and I believe its an art mistake that just got over looked. They look absolutely fine I just wish they could correct that. Well can't say I didn't at least try to make a difference, just not enough people really care.I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.0 -
phaneub17_ESO✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Think of it as a racial bonus, you can't flank an Argonian without them seeing it coming.0 -
Gidorick✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Dude... if this really annoys you NEVER check out the difference in size/height between your own real ears... people aren't symmetrical. We are ALL just a little asymmetrical.
Heck, that Argonians eyes aren't even the same height!
Looking at the horns, I'm thinking you might not even be looking at him straight on. I think he might be looking ever so slightly to the right.What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
That's right... Horse.
Click HERE to discuss.
Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!2 -
C0wrex✭✭✭✭Screw the Argonians. Only thing they're good for is the leather on my boots."We are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will, to strive, to seek and not to yield."
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xxslam48xxb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Dude... if this really annoys you NEVER check out the difference in size/height between your own real ears... people aren't symmetrical. We are ALL just a little asymmetrical.
Heck, that Argonians eyes aren't even the same height!
Looking at the horns, I'm thinking you might not even be looking at him straight on. I think he might be looking ever so slightly to the right.
The horns on that style are just like that, very unsymmetrical. That is why I don't use them, but you are welcome to go do you own tests and take your own screenshots from an angle you feel is better. I think the angle I got is close enough to being straight on that it wouldn't make this big of a difference in pupil location though anyways.I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.0 -
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✭xxslam48xxb14_ESO wrote: »Not all argonians are cross eyed zenimax! The fact that no un-crosseyed option exists in the argonian character creator is very offensive to our people! We demand FREE corrective eye surgery to re align our eyes the way they are meant to be(unless you like looking derp, then thats cool I guess)!
I say we protest at the Davon's watch docks and have the cakening 2.0! No surgery, no stability!
Look guys I get it, you aren't argonian, so you don't care. I understand that, but who is it that is always there for you when your hp is critically low! Probably an argonian healer with some witty name like"loves-to-heal" 9/10 times. We always have your back, so how about just this once you can help us? Otherwise the next time we try to cast some heals on you our poor eye sight might cause us to miss.
Just want to finally bring this issue to zenmax's attention because I have noticed this and have been dealing with it since beta and to be quite honest it does hurt my drive to keep playing. I know they are probably busy with other issues and class balancing, but our avatars in an mmo are a pretty big deal. It is essentially us, in digital form, and I doubt very much you would want to appear cross eyed at all times.
You're right, it's all wrong. Pupils are too forward-focused. Argonians should have a 270 degree field of view. That can be our new *** racial."As an online discussion of Tamrielic Lore grows longer, the probability of someone blaming a Dragon Break approaches 1." -- Sheds' Law
Have you seen the Twin Lamps?0 -
Gidorick✭✭✭✭✭
✭✭✭✭✭Dude... I'm just not seeing it...
HEHEH... I'm joking of course. BUT in character creation you'll notice that the argonian looks forward then off to his right. I think it's jus that he's not looking completely forward.
Out of all the things that there are to annoy someone who is a stickler for details (there being no reflection for the Moon Secunda, the world lightsource being offset from the moon/sun, unusable chairs/ladders/beds, there being no children, there not being different Furstocks of Khajiit or Scalekin of Argonian, there being no Imga in Valenwood... Khajiit not being able to see in the dark... Argonians not being able to breathe underwater because there IS NO underwater!!! Swimming while wearing heavy armor is a piece of cake, merchants travel without a cart, buggy, horse or even a backpack, the EXACT SAME assistant being able to be summoned by every. single. player. , floating elbows, shoulderpads, and kneepads, mounts that just "pop" out of existence when we get off of them, unlimited heat-seeking arrows, dummies we can't actually use, the night being longer than day, merchants being open at night, guards being invincible, armor stretching with the body as if it's spandex and not ridged metal, a hard limit to inventory and not a gradual overencumbrance, no breath condensate when it's cold, the fact that we all view the NPCs that we talk to at their eye level, despite the height of our character, Argonian horns being "flattened" by helmets (they should poke through!!!!), modern underwear, female werewolves having the body of a male werewolf, the fact that the non-Khajiit tiger mounts are called "Senche", Khajiit claws being removed with certain hand and footwear...
I could go on but I think the point is... there are SO many more things for a stickler to be upset about than this. How often are you staring your Argonian directly in the face anyway. I mean I know I stare longingly into the eyes of Loves-With-Passion for hours on end, but I thought that was just me.
What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
That's right... Horse.
Click HERE to discuss.
Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!2 -
xxslam48xxb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Dude... I'm just not seeing it...
HEHEH... I'm joking of course. BUT in character creation you'll notice that the argonian looks forward then off to his right. I think it's jus that he's not looking completely forward.
Out of all the things that there are to annoy someone who is a stickler for details (there being no reflection for the Moon Secunda, the world lightsource being offset from the moon/sun, unusable chairs/ladders/beds, there being no children, there not being different Furstocks of Khajiit or Scalekin of Argonian, there being no Imga in Valenwood... Khajiit not being able to see in the dark... Argonians not being able to breathe underwater because there IS NO underwater!!! Swimming while wearing heavy armor is a piece of cake, merchants travel without a cart, buggy, horse or even a backpack, the EXACT SAME assistant being able to be summoned by every. single. player. , floating elbows, shoulderpads, and kneepads, mounts that just "pop" out of existence when we get off of them, unlimited heat-seeking arrows, dummies we can't actually use, the night being longer than day, merchants being open at night, guards being invincible, armor stretching with the body as if it's spandex and not ridged metal, a hard limit to inventory and not a gradual overencumbrance, no breath condensate when it's cold, the fact that we all view the NPCs that we talk to at their eye level, despite the height of our character, Argonian horns being "flattened" by helmets (they should poke through!!!!), modern underwear, female werewolves having the body of a male werewolf, the fact that the non-Khajiit tiger mounts are called "Senche", Khajiit claws being removed with certain hand and footwear...
I could go on but I think the point is... there are SO many more things for a stickler to be upset about than this. How often are you staring your Argonian directly in the face anyway. I mean I know I stare longingly into the eyes of Loves-With-Passion for hours on end, but I thought that was just me.
I know the eyes shift, but I took the picture as the eyes centered. I actually do look at my characters face a lot, especially since I noticed the cross eye. Its like you just have to keep staring once you notice it. I keep looking to see if maybe its gone or maybe I was seeing things, but it is always there. I try looking at it in every idle animation to see if any of them fix it.....nope(actually one of the staff idles might have I can't remember). It might not be the model itself, but the animation could be misaligning the eyes for some reason. If only I could get my character to go into the default pose with no animation to see what the issue really is.I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.0 -
xxslam48xxb14_ESO✭✭✭✭✭Mettaricana wrote: »Its a lizard may his eyss are being independent
Only chameleons can do that, well that is what google says after a quick search.I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyu2jAD6sdo
