To the Khajiit who stole my chest loot...

Smileybones

All your chests belong to us Khajiits.

wayfarerx

Ahnastashia wrote: »

nurrtibub16_ESO wrote: »

I'm in your zone looting your chests! xD

Khajiits

Should be: "I are in your zone, I are looting all your chests.."

Ahem. "This one are in your zone, khajiit are looting all your chests."

Grao

@SantieClaws , it was you wasn't it?! Such a bad, bad kitty!

newtinmpls

All your chests are belong to me!







(points if you recognize the reference)

IOUAT

gonna spay that khajiit!

Nestor

newtinmpls wrote: »

All your chests are belong to me!







(points if you recognize the reference)

@newtinmpls

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us

Ironically, at least with the screenshot, it says Cats:

Kind of appropriate for this thread, don't you think?

Mureel

Martinus72 wrote: »

Bad kitty!

And seriously it always gets me when I'm killing mobs near chest or node clearly for a purpose of getting those and can only see someone running in to nick it while I'm in combat. I mean c'mon that's soo low...

Even worse is when you know in their full set of fiord or whatever they couldn't handle a sneeze from a welwa let alone a whole group of them. Harrumph!!

Fraggle2

I cannot stand when people do this to me if I'm standing in front of a chest or fighting off enemies in front of a resource 99% of the time I am not fighting the enemy for sh**s and giggles. can you seriously not find your own probably not even 10 yards away ??

vyndral13preub18_ESO

That was very kind of you to open the chest for them.

SahrotRein

I've actually met one Khajiit in IC that didn't loot the chest that spawns mobs and constains nice amount of Tel Var stones. Just approached it as I was in combat, opened it but the loot remained! I thanked him and appreciated his action, he's told me that he thought it is my chest so he's left the content inside.

I've expressed my gratitude and sent him around 10k of gold as I was completely stunned by that nice move. He even returned the mail... bruh I was so done

Tib

Runaan wrote: »

I've actually met one Khajiit in IC that didn't loot the chest

Are you sure it was a Khajiit?? Something doesnt add up in that sentence...

kadar

Shadowfx1970 wrote: »

He didn't steal your chest, Khajit took it for safe keeping as you were obviously struggling with full bags, everyone knows Khajit don't steal.

qrichou

Tarante11a wrote: »

MY BAGS WERE FULL YOU FLEA BITTEN MANGE-BAG.

I hope you get Cat Flu and choke on fur balls. And I hope your hip dislocates when you wash your own bum.

*hrmmmph!*

I came to rant about game performance but you just cheered me up .
oooh to be young again .
Its shamefull just bad and horrible and and .

SantieClaws

@Grao

This one has already denied the involvement in this.

Why would this one steal from one little chest in the mud when there is a whole castle full of the handkerchiefs waiting there for Khajiit?

Yours with paws
Santie Claws

GreenhaloX

Oh come on now.. there are plenty of treasure chests. I get guys sneaking in to take my chests all the time. I just think it's funny. Especially, while I'm engaged in a fight with an enemy or enemies nearby the chest, someone sneaks in to open and takes the loot. I says whatever, and I go to the next chest locations. I didn't care so much that he or she didn't help in the fight. Being V16 for awhile, there's not many enemies in PvE I couldn't dispatch quickly on my own. It would be different if I was lower ranking and taking on much higher ranking enemies, and that looter didn't lend a hand and just went straight to the chest and then leaves. I see it, and I think many others also see it as fun harmless competition to go after chests and other raw materials... I guess to see who can get to it first. As I would not take a chest or raw materials that someone is already there.. heck, I would offer it to you if I'm there, and suddenly you show up, even if I had just opened the chest. I can see your frustration, though. It could be petty to just take someone's chest from right under their nose. You can look at it positively or negatively.

Giraffon

Last night had an interesting encounter where after the mobs cleared, me and another player had an informal display of wealth to see who could shame the other one into taking the chest. For a while I thought we might both leave it there. Obviously no Kahjiits were involved.

Magenpie

GreenhaloX wrote: »

Oh come on now.. there are plenty of treasure chests. I get guys sneaking in to take my chests all the time. I just think it's funny. Especially, while I'm engaged in a fight with an enemy or enemies nearby the chest, someone sneaks in to open and takes the loot. I says whatever, and I go to the next chest locations. I didn't care so much that he or she didn't help in the fight. Being V16 for awhile, there's not many enemies in PvE I couldn't dispatch quickly on my own. It would be different if I was lower ranking and taking on much higher ranking enemies, and that looter didn't lend a hand and just went straight to the chest and then leaves. I see it, and I think many others also see it as fun harmless competition to go after chests and other raw materials... I guess to see who can get to it first. As I would not take a chest or raw materials that someone is already there.. heck, I would offer it to you if I'm there, and suddenly you show up, even if I had just opened the chest. I can see your frustration, though. It could be petty to just take someone's chest from right under their nose. You can look at it positively or negatively.

I *sort* of hoped the extreme and silly nature of the insults would signpost my comedy outrage.

But you are quite right, of course, life is too short to get too aeriated over this kind of incident. It was the bare-faced cheek which amused and astonished me. ^^

Actually, my SO, who was watching at the time and doesn't play mmos, was MUCH more infuriated than me. "OMG, go and *** him up!! Tell his mates what a *** he is!!!" That kind of thing.

I had to explain the difference between PvE and open-world PvP, about letting things go and oddly, about tea-bagging. Then we were philosophical about how some people were nice and some people weren't and Khajiit just steal things.

But yes, you win some, you lose some. Sometimes your bags are just too full.

Magenpie

Giraffon wrote: »

Last night had an interesting encounter where after the mobs cleared, me and another player had an informal display of wealth to see who could shame the other one into taking the chest. For a while I thought we might both leave it there. Obviously no Kahjiits were involved.

This made me lol.

Knightpanther

This thread could be a runner.......................grabs popcorn

Phinix1

Tarante11a wrote: »

No no I'd opened the chest but needed to destroy one item in my inventory to make room for the blue dagger I'd found. But the mangy moggy snuck in as I stood there and stole it from under my nose!!

Screenshot or Veiled Heritance propaganda!

Korah_Eaglecry

Martinus72 wrote: »

Bad kitty!

And seriously it always gets me when I'm killing mobs near chest or node clearly for a purpose of getting those and can only see someone running in to nick it while I'm in combat. I mean c'mon that's soo low...

You want to rectify that? Stand over the chest or node while killing the mobs. Most of the mobs in the game have some sort of aoe attack so theres a good chance that the other player will get hit while trying to pilfer the node or chest if you stand right over it.

SantieClaws

To the orc who stole the heart of this one from the chest she unlocked willingly.

Ah Bumnog ....

Yours with wistful paws
Santie Claws

gw2only1b14_ESO

Tarante11a wrote: »

MY BAGS WERE FULL YOU FLEA BITTEN MANGE-BAG.

I hope you get Cat Flu and choke on fur balls. And I hope your hip dislocates when you wash your own bum.

*hrmmmph!*

Another Reason to Sub and get crafting bag thus all your inventory can be for Treasures

Saberhagen

Khajiit like to sneak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqEVCTMkBnI

Magenpie

gw2only1b14_ESO wrote: »

Tarante11a wrote: »

MY BAGS WERE FULL YOU FLEA BITTEN MANGE-BAG.

I hope you get Cat Flu and choke on fur balls. And I hope your hip dislocates when you wash your own bum.

*hrmmmph!*

Another Reason to Sub and get crafting bag thus all your inventory can be for Treasures

Indeed! And I do sub!

Sadly, bag was still too full. I had been far from home on an epic dungeon crawling expedition and was overladen with teh phat lootz.

But thank you for helpful suggestion.

Wreuntzylla

The Book of Bad

STEVIL wrote: »

Martinus72 wrote: »

Bad kitty!

And seriously it always gets me when I'm killing mobs near chest or node clearly for a purpose of getting those and can only see someone running in to nick it while I'm in combat. I mean c'mon that's soo low...

You know, ZOS should really look at having some loot keyed to kills.

That way someone couldnt steal loot from you because once you started dueling with that mudcrab, its assigned loot would be yours. They would have to help you kill the mudcrab to gain access to the loot.

There could still be free standing loot such as found in bags and crates and barrels and whatever we call those things with locks. Those would still be earned by getting to them and taking whats inside.

But this way, ZOS could help stop some of the nsme calling and player bashing. Once both types of loot were supported in game, wouldnt be reasonable to start name calling when someone got free standing loot while you got kill-locked loot.

Its not like sticking an arrow in a mudcrab suddenly calks dibs on every resource node within sight, right?

I remember in Wrothgar i went for a chest. Had gotten this chest many times. Troll paces nearby. You csn grab the chest all day, troll never stops you. One day showed up for chest. Some fella was fighting troll. I walked up to get chest, got it, chat box filled up with cussing. Seems other guy had decided since he was fighting troll he owned the chest and i guess everything in sight. Surprised he didnt want toll for me using his wayshrine.

This kinda thing could be avoided if ZOS just figured out how to tie loot to kills in some way.

Then there would be both very distinct types and no reason for confusion.

No reason to promulgate the mudcrab dibs on everything in sight nonsense.

Ah, but you are as short sighted as I once was. Mechanics such as these are necessary to identify O'Tools over inconsequential losses.

Once upon a time, in a dimension far, far away, something quite similar happened to our guild at the end of a difficult boss fight whilst still young and learning in a newly released world. The guild matron calmed us all down and promised that one day we would see all made right. While somewhat conflicted, said matron was perfect in every way and we obeyed her command, as always.

Six months later... We had each come of age and were as powerful as any other. The time had come to challenge the greatest evil in the land and bring honor to our realm. No other had yet defeated this evil and many believed that if any could do so, it was our guild. However, though mighty, our guild was not quite large enough to face the evil's companions in addition to the evil itself. Word went out to the other mighty guilds of the land that we intended to take the fight into the deepest plane of hell and applicants flocked to our banner in droves.

One particular applicant, named O'Tool, came from a mighty guild and had been included without question in our group. When our matron awakened from her slumber and joined us, without so much as a good morning, she declared that O'Tool could not venture forth on this grand affair. Although amazed at this turn of events, our matron was our matron, and our group leader carried out the implied order before the word "venture" had fully left the matron's lips.

We watched on in amazement, for O'Tool had some renown and had already been accepted, and the matron enforced hospitality with a velvet covered iron fist. We watched silently as O'Tool proclaimed with a pained voice that this was not fair, he was of an alliance guild, of known might and had need of a great weapon that this evil was said to possess. Our matron announced in a soft, calm voice (as she always spoke): "Consulting the Great Book of Deeds, under the heading 'Bad Deeds,' on June 3rd of the first year of this wonderful world, you O'Tool received a Grand Sword of Destruction from the great boss Tool Attractor." O'Tool responded with amazement , "that is true, how did you know that???" Our Matron responded, "I know this because your deeds are recorded here, in the Great Book of Deeds. Within this entry, it also clearly recounts that this guild, and not you, killed the Great Boss Tool Attractor. Nor were you a member of our group" A silence fell that soon became akward until the matron continued. "Unfortunately, good sir, until you appear in the Great Book of Atonement at least five times, you must leave and may not travel with us on any grand adventures."

A great kerfuffle arose amongst the other guilds of the alliance, without our knowledge, as we were well known for fairness to our detriment, as enforced by the matron, who was beloved by all. Apparently, in recounting his dismissal from group, O'Tool inadvertently forgot the reason for the boot and stated that he was as bewildered as anyone else and that he had done nothing to deserve this fate. Much to his amazement, a different member of his guild that he considered a friend and was privy to the discussion, recounted the reason and reminded O'Tool that he had been told the reason. Although our guild was never formally apprised of the details, O'Tool was not within any member guild by the end of the week. Not because of the incident recorded in the Great Book of Deeds, but apparently due to his dishonesty following dismissal from group (and nobody really liked him anyway, they suffered him for his skill). Not long after I was told that he had departed for a different dimension and world.

So you see, absent activities that identify selfish twits, in cases where the loss is minimal, such people would only be identified at the worst of times. Cherish the chest stealing mechanic and always, always make sure your book of deeds is within reach.

Waffennacht

You take my chest I'll follow you and streak to take everything you go for until you log out.

I'll go there, you don't @$!# with tiny hippo....

Magenpie

@Wreuntzylla

*stares into the fire as it crackles and takes a thoughtful sip of ale*

A good tale told well is a worthy addition to The Legends. Thank you for it's telling. I name you Thread Bard, and feel humbled and warmed by the lesson.

Tib

wayfarerx wrote: »

Ahnastashia wrote: »

nurrtibub16_ESO wrote: »

I'm in your zone looting your chests! xD

Khajiits

Should be: "I are in your zone, I are looting all your chests.."

Ahem. "This one are in your zone, khajiit are looting all your chests."

Well-deserved Insightfuls right there! You're absolutely right both, perhaps "This one is in ur zone, looting ur chests" could also do.

Saberhagen wrote: »

Khajiit like to sneak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqEVCTMkBnI

ROFL!! This made my day... That voice!

Now where is the "Vote for Thread of the Week" button?

Tan9oSuccka

I came for the Cat forum RP.

Not disappointed!