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Butterfly Charity

Ritzey01
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I am thinking we need to set up a charity to help out the poor wingless butterflies. I went around trying to collect wings for poison making and from what i could tell only about 1 in 12 butterflies actually have wings. I am sure there is something we can do to help the poor things that leave their wings in the cocoons, given enough gold coins that is.
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    The wings are delicate, you keep tearing them with your brawny hands!
  • STEVIL
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    Ritzey01 wrote: »
    I am thinking we need to set up a charity to help out the poor wingless butterflies. I went around trying to collect wings for poison making and from what i could tell only about 1 in 12 butterflies actually have wings. I am sure there is something we can do to help the poor things that leave their wings in the cocoons, given enough gold coins that is.

    Now look, you cannot deny our part in this. The days of excessive butterfly wing collecting have to end. We are having an undeniable impact on Global Winglessness. Our excessive abuse of potions has led us down this path and unless we face up to our part in this and take drastic measures the scourge of man-made Global Winglessness will continue until it reaches a tipping point.

    Burying your head in the sand doesnt help you get wings.
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  • Wreuntzylla
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    People have been ringing the bell of Tamrielite caused winglessness for years. It is a fabrication of liberal Magickists. Butterflies were wingless long before Nord children came along let alone potions.

    I had my personal Magickists review the data and the type of studies performed are fatally flawed. I paid for several independent studies myself and they all indicate that the number of winged butterflies is really not out of proportion with sedimentary evidence dating back as far as the Mundus. Right now there are fewer winged butterflies, than last year, but that is to be expected with the uptick of vampire bats since conservationists placed them on the endangered mob list.

  • Nestor
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    But what is going to happen now that we don't have all those Butterfly's Affecting things in the timelines?
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