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WE CANNOT LET THIS STAND!!!

Morimizo
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Of course, we can't let it SIT, either.

Allow it to get comfortable, and it will stay forever.

Or at least until Third Supper; and that's when I've invited me neighbors over for a Singing River Betty concert.

It's hours of Acapella, relentlessly amplified in me very own Echo Canyon.

They're all really looking forward to it.

Me? I'm looking backward at it, because I already know what happens, and the reason why I'm wearing me Ivory Earplugs I nicked from Scarp Keep.

Always thought that scarp couldn't keep anything to itself. A real gossip, that place.

And I was right. Not for the last time.


Oh, the title? What I rather meant was, "We cannot let THEM stand;" the piscean lovelies, I mean.

What? You've never seen a fish stand up? Well, I have, and that's what eventually led to YOU lot, through evolution and what not.

Gene pool is full, FIND YOUR OWN!!

Mostly sincerely,
Uncle Sheo

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  • Morimizo
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    @Roehamad_Ali ,

    This is quite reminiscent of me first experience enduring the vocal stylings of the River Betty.

    First, there's disbelief that a sound like that can really exist in nature,

    Then there's verification, meekly revisiting the raucous, atonal cacophony,

    Finally, there's anguish, realizing it may never end.

    Though, if you can't get top shelf noseplugs made of precious mollusk nacre, running away, very fast, helps.

    But some things can't be unheard, you know?

    I think some modern humanoids have retained their ancestor's flair for excruciating performances.

    Not mentioning names though. Or womentioning either, for that matter.

    Mostly sincerely,
    Uncle Sheo
    Edited by Morimizo on June 5, 2016 6:46PM
  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Morimizo wrote: »
    @Roehamad_Ali ,

    This is quite reminiscent of me first experience enduring the vocal stylings of the River Betty.

    First, there's disbelief that a sound like that can really exist in nature,

    Then there's verification, meekly revisiting the raucous, atonal cacophony,

    Finally, there's anguish, realizing it may never end.

    Though, if you can't get top shelf noseplugs made of precious mollusk nacre, running away, very fast, helps.

    But some things can't be unheard, you know?

    I think some modern humanoids have retained their ancestor's flair for excruciating performances.

    Not mentioning names though. Or womentioning either, for that matter.

    Mostly sincerely,
    Uncle Sheo

    It's my fault . I peeked in here and read . /selfpokeseyes
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    Morimizo wrote: »
    @Roehamad_Ali ,

    This is quite reminiscent of me first experience enduring the vocal stylings of the River Betty.

    First, there's disbelief that a sound like that can really exist in nature,

    Then there's verification, meekly revisiting the raucous, atonal cacophony,

    Finally, there's anguish, realizing it may never end.

    Though, if you can't get top shelf noseplugs made of precious mollusk nacre, running away, very fast, helps.

    But some things can't be unheard, you know?

    I think some modern humanoids have retained their ancestor's flair for excruciating performances.

    Not mentioning names though. Or womentioning either, for that matter.

    Mostly sincerely,
    Uncle Sheo

    It's my fault . I peeked in here and read . /selfpokeseyes

    InSIGHTful, get it? :goes to cry in the corner:
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    Dromedaris - lost and not found. Named after a shoe, what else can you expect from her? A proper tank in her wildest dreams
    Swims-Naked - too pretty to grind, too silly to quest.
    Sun Flair - Dunmer Templar that can't spell for life. To bad she's too broke to afford a name change... Well, at least she's pretty...
  • Justice31st
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    Nice troll post.
    "The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you."
  • Gidorick
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    Make your own personality @Morimizo , don't try to adopt one from TES... especially one so iconic.
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
    Click HERE to discuss.

    Want more crazy ideas? Check out my Concept Repository!
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    WUT
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    Drugs are bad.
  • arena25
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    Morimizo wrote: »
    Of course, we can't let it SIT, either.

    Allow it to get comfortable, and it will stay forever.

    Or at least until Third Supper; and that's when I've invited me neighbors over for a Singing River Betty concert.

    It's hours of Acapella, relentlessly amplified in me very own Echo Canyon.

    They're all really looking forward to it.

    Me? I'm looking backward at it, because I already know what happens, and the reason why I'm wearing me Ivory Earplugs I nicked from Scarp Keep.

    Always thought that scarp couldn't keep anything to itself. A real gossip, that place.

    And I was right. Not for the last time.


    Oh, the title? What I rather meant was, "We cannot let THEM stand;" the piscean lovelies, I mean.

    What? You've never seen a fish stand up? Well, I have, and that's what eventually led to YOU lot, through evolution and what not.

    Gene pool is full, FIND YOUR OWN!!

    Mostly sincerely,
    Uncle Sheo

    I have to assume this is related to voice chat on console, @Morimizo ?

    On a completely unrelated side note...

    @Morimizo , people are having their minds blown by someone actually roleplaying. Quite entertaining. I threw one down the Awesome chimney for you.
    Edited by arena25 on June 5, 2016 9:36PM
    If you can't handle the heat...stay out of the kitchen!
  • Morimizo
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    Gidorick wrote: »
    Make your own personality @Morimizo , don't try to adopt one from TES... especially one so iconic.

    Alas, tried that. The extra personality. Something sparkling, like the one from the quoted post.

    Problem is, I already have 742 of them, and there's just no room.

    I suuuppooose I could be someone decidedly less like an icon, which, while colorful, are really two-dimensional, and I arrogantly always thought I was more a four-dimensional sort. Give or take an alternate parallel.

    How about Gonko the Spork? You know, the smaller, less esoteric nephew of Skordo?

    He was no match for me Screaming Elbow martial style, and resides quite comfortably in the Hallowed Memory.

    Though I would wager if he isn't really thoroughly beside hisself with righteous indignation about this or that, trashing the creator of most things and rudely decreeing how he would make stuff instead, he would be dismissed with a snarky short sentence just the same...

    ...Probably by me, truth be uttered, but not for that reason.

    The other 741 are quite demanding, and have writs to do.

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    Morimizo wrote: »
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  • BomblePants
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    @Morimizo you made me smile on a rubbish day :)
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    Only users lose drugs.
    My internet is invalid
  • Volkodav
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    Morimizo wrote: »
    Of course, we can't let it SIT, either.

    Allow it to get comfortable, and it will stay forever.

    Or at least until Third Supper; and that's when I've invited me neighbors over for a Singing River Betty concert.

    It's hours of Acapella, relentlessly amplified in me very own Echo Canyon.

    They're all really looking forward to it.

    Me? I'm looking backward at it, because I already know what happens, and the reason why I'm wearing me Ivory Earplugs I nicked from Scarp Keep.

    Always thought that scarp couldn't keep anything to itself. A real gossip, that place.

    And I was right. Not for the last time.


    Oh, the title? What I rather meant was, "We cannot let THEM stand;" the piscean lovelies, I mean.

    What? You've never seen a fish stand up? Well, I have, and that's what eventually led to YOU lot, through evolution and what not.

    Gene pool is full, FIND YOUR OWN!!

    Mostly sincerely,
    Uncle Sheo

    Are you related to Uncle Sheo? You sound a lot like him. XD
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  • MishMash
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    I completely agree!
    PC NA DC 4eva! I try my very best. If it is not good enough for you too bad! Playing off and on since April 2014 CP2009.
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    i wanna hire a hacker :#
  • DurzoBlint13
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    Nice troll post.

    troll post- yes
    nice?- not so much
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    If you want a friend, get a dog.
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    Nevermind, my gif wont work. Sheo broke it
    Edited by Stump on June 6, 2016 2:01PM
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