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  • starkerealm
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    LarsS wrote: »
    Yep need a speed hack for the natchpotes

    Hatch post the natch potes!
  • Eweroun
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    Edited by Eweroun on May 31, 2016 11:55AM
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  • Faulgor
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    Tavore1138 wrote: »
    But Gina has just delivered something a little more interesting than patch notes so I doubt she's working on them right now :)

    Two point four was the update, no less
    When all wanted natch potes from Jess.
    Although spirits were high,
    I heard someone cry:
    "Without Gina, this will be a mess!"
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  • Molag_Crow
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    LarsS wrote: »
    Yep need a speed hack for the natchpotes

    I was waiting for that!
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  • jircris11
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    where did the wording natch potes come from? there must be a story behind it XD
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  • AzraelKrieg
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    Faulgor wrote: »
    Tavore1138 wrote: »
    But Gina has just delivered something a little more interesting than patch notes so I doubt she's working on them right now :)

    Two point four was the update, no less
    When all wanted natch potes from Jess.
    Although spirits were high,
    I heard someone cry:
    "Without Gina, this will be a mess!"

    Nicely done. Have a fishy stick
    jircris11 wrote: »
    where did the wording natch potes come from? there must be a story behind it XD

    The story is long forgotten to the ages.
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    Molag_Crow wrote: »
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    You win the Interwebz today, sir!
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    daemonios wrote: »
    Molag_Crow wrote: »
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    You win the Interwebz today, sir!

    Agreed :smiley:
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  • jircris11
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    ListerJMC wrote: »
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    showing more skin might get quicker results!
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  • daemonios
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    jircris11 wrote: »
    where did the wording natch potes come from? there must be a story behind it XD

    Spoonerism. Not really anything new.
  • ListerJMC
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    jircris11 wrote: »
    ListerJMC wrote: »
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    showing more skin might get quicker results!

    Hahaha you wouldn't happen to be the pug I was doing Elden Hollow with the other day who attempted to flirt with her, would you? :D
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  • Saoirse_Siobhan
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    Why can't I smell the Netch Poots? Where are they?
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  • Grao
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    FlyLeaf30 wrote: »
    Grao wrote: »
    If you play a sorcerer you really don't want this patch notes to come out... Ever...

    I know, I'm so sad about the nerf to shields. How are we ever going to survive anything, now we have to better resource manage and prob think of a new gear setup to have the magicka/regen to support the new nerf. UGH such a burden!!!

    It is not just shields, Surge was also nerfed considerably, our spell costs are the highest of all classes and none of the problems we had were addressed. Pets still don't scale from champion points, they are still too easy to kill, we are still tied to a fire staff (magicka builds), our DPS was actually nerfed (since Thaumaturgy no longer affects Curse), Bound Armor is still a toggle with no active... The list goes on and on...
  • arena25
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    Hey guys, come on down to my thread, which was posted first, for a good time...

    https://forums.elderscrollsonline.com/en/discussion/268479/patch-notes-2-4-5#latest

    Come on, don't be shy, post your memes there!

    Also, where's my patch notes seagulls?
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  • jircris11
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    ListerJMC wrote: »
    jircris11 wrote: »
    ListerJMC wrote: »
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    showing more skin might get quicker results!

    Hahaha you wouldn't happen to be the pug I was doing Elden Hollow with the other day who attempted to flirt with her, would you? :D

    NAH my main is a kahjiit DC and AD. though been focusing more on DC atm
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  • Saoirse_Siobhan
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    Refresh page. Refresh page. Refresh page. Refresh page. Refresh page. Still no Natch Potes!
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  • jircris11
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    TheWhiteDarkness wrote: »
    Refresh page. Refresh page. Refresh page. Refresh page. Refresh page. Still no Natch Potes!

    REFRESH HARDER!
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  • arena25
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    TheWhiteDarkness wrote: »
    Refresh page. Refresh page. Refresh page. Refresh page. Refresh page. Still no Natch Potes!

    If we're going to keep discussing things in here, would someone please post the patch notes seagulls? That would be sweet, and necessary for my master to roll out of bed.

    Signed,

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  • Twilanthe
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    When do they usually get patch notes posted on DLC-day?
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  • Saoirse_Siobhan
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    jircris11 wrote: »
    TheWhiteDarkness wrote: »
    Refresh page. Refresh page. Refresh page. Refresh page. Refresh page. Still no Natch Potes!

    REFRESH HARDER!

    *breaks computer*
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  • WeyounTM
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    Patch Notes are available in the crown store for a limited time and 4k crowns ;-)
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    Twilanthe wrote: »
    When do they usually get patch notes posted on DLC-day?

    Pretty much as the servers are just about to come up.

    It's really about entertainment rather than actually wanting the patch notes @Twilanthe

    Oh, and from earlier in this thread. Rich said in an eso live twitch chat the respecs will be cheap for awhile. Sooo depends if you consider that official. Lol.
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    Why say please when you can say...CHEESE
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  • jircris11
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    WeyounTM wrote: »
    Patch Notes are available in the crown store for a limited time and 4k crowns ;-)

    go jump off a couch >> i wanted that mount but i dont get paid till tomorrow >>
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  • ListerJMC
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    jircris11 wrote: »
    ListerJMC wrote: »
    jircris11 wrote: »
    ListerJMC wrote: »
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    showing more skin might get quicker results!

    Hahaha you wouldn't happen to be the pug I was doing Elden Hollow with the other day who attempted to flirt with her, would you? :D

    NAH my main is a kahjiit DC and AD. though been focusing more on DC atm

    You're excused then! It was a Breton in DC.
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  • jircris11
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    ListerJMC wrote: »
    jircris11 wrote: »
    ListerJMC wrote: »
    jircris11 wrote: »
    ListerJMC wrote: »
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    showing more skin might get quicker results!

    Hahaha you wouldn't happen to be the pug I was doing Elden Hollow with the other day who attempted to flirt with her, would you? :D

    NAH my main is a kahjiit DC and AD. though been focusing more on DC atm

    You're excused then! It was a Breton in DC.

    i mean i could flirt with your character if that makes you feel better XD
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