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Some trousers ate my shield

Magenpie
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I found some 'side-stitched trousers' (admittedly I stole them), thought I'd see how they looked, and the b******s ate my shield!

Is it not enough that the forces of Molag Bal stalk the land! Must the clothing for our backs (or in this case bottoms) now strive to thwart us in our daily toils!

*shakes fists to sky*

[I'm a returning player - is this a joke thing or do the disguise items you find in containers bug sometimes?]
  • Lenikus
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    Did you accidently mark ur shield as junk? ;3

    Either way, no, never heard of clothes going wild. I did heard of people going out and ditchin' the clothes, tho'
    ... Mai cave. >:3
  • catsgomeow
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    well, see, this is what happens when you dont feed your clothes you have to expect them to eat something, remember clothes need a good steady diet just like any other pet.
    PAWS (Positively Against Wrip-off Stuff) - Say No to Crown Crates !
  • newtinmpls
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    Wow.

    That is really weird.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
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    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • Magenpie
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    Lenikus wrote: »
    Did you accidently mark ur shield as junk? ;3

    Either way, no, never heard of clothes going wild. I did heard of people going out and ditchin' the clothes, tho'

    It wasn't a particularly nice shield or anything, but I was sort of using it, y'know.

    Tsk...*sigh* I'll have to find another one now. *mutters grumbles*
    newtinmpls wrote: »
    Wow.

    That is really weird.

    A bit
    catsgomeow wrote: »
    well, see, this is what happens when you dont feed your clothes you have to expect them to eat something, remember clothes need a good steady diet just like any other pet.

    Well, I shan't be offering any random bits of clothing a home now, let me tell you! They weren't even very cool trousers...
    Edited by Magenpie on May 31, 2016 1:10AM
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    orcchick.jpg

    What I think they look great like blue jeans!
  • Magenpie
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    You see!!?? You see what the trousers did??

    They ate Tamriel.
  • Morimizo
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    This happened to me once.

    Well, not me so much, as Haskill.

    Lost his right boot when I threw me fourteenth cousin's left earlobe at it.

    We laughed, and cried, for hours.

    Good times.

    Mostly sincerely,
    Uncle Sheo
  • newtinmpls
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    I've been grouping with the same group for a while now for many many undaunted dungeons; and our Redgard DK tank quite often will participate in the general outcry of who got what loot (we play on Skype) with a smug statement that:

    "And I took his pants."

    In all this time, I never realized what a service she was doing in capturing these dangerous critters.
    Tenesi Faryon of Telvanni - Dunmer Sorceress who deliberately sought sacrifice into Cold Harbor to rescue her beloved.
    Hisa Ni Caemaire - Altmer Sorceress, member of the Order Draconis and Adept of the House of Dibella.
    Broken Branch Toothmaul - goblin (for my goblin characters, I use either orsimer or bosmer templates) Templar, member of the Order Draconis and persistently unskilled pickpocket
    Mol gro Durga - Orsimer Socerer/Battlemage who died the first time when the Nibenay Valley chapterhouse of the Order Draconis was destroyed, then went back to Cold Harbor to rescue his second/partner who was still captive. He overestimated his resistance to the hopelessness of Oblivion, about to give up, and looked up to see the golden glow of atherius surrounding a beautiful young woman who extended her hand to him and said "I can help you". He carried Fianna Kingsley out of Cold Harbor on his shoulder. He carried Alvard Stower under one arm. He also irritated the Prophet who had intended the portal for only Mol and Lyris.
    ***
    Order Draconis - well c'mon there has to be some explanation for all those dragon tattoos.
    House of Dibella - If you have ever seen or read "Memoirs of a Geisha" that's just the beginning...
    Nibenay Valley Chapterhouse - Where now stands only desolate ground and a dolmen there once was a thriving community supporting one of the major chapterhouses of the Order Draconis
  • 85flyingbrick_ESO
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    Tarante11a wrote: »
    I found some 'side-stitched trousers' (admittedly I stole them), thought I'd see how they looked, and the b******s ate my shield!

    Is it not enough that the forces of Molag Bal stalk the land! Must the clothing for our backs (or in this case bottoms) now strive to thwart us in our daily toils!

    *shakes fists to sky*

    [I'm a returning player - is this a joke thing or do the disguise items you find in containers bug sometimes?]

    Maybe your shield lived it's former life as a clothes dryer.
    PC/NA


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