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I want your hate tells

  • Shunravi
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    Inarre wrote: »
    Shunravi wrote: »
    Armitas wrote: »
    Shunravi wrote: »
    Armitas wrote: »
    This is going to be awesome!!!!! I wish I saved the salty tells from this morning. The guy was voluntarily attacking members of my 3 man while simultaneously complaining to different members about being 3v1d each time he died.

    I'll paraphrase one I got on Haderus after I died.

    X: You are all a bunch of zergbads, take your zergbad back to TF.
    Me: Your ability to count is astonishingly bad. There are 12 of us fighting over 30 of you in this keep.
    X: you are all zergbads QQ more. I hope your entire family dies in a fire.
    Me: blocked for having mental problems.

    Haderus is a gold mine of salt whispers.

    How long since you logged? A copy of the chat may still exist...

    The paraphrase was from two weeks ago so it's gone. The one from this morning would take screenshots from each member for completion.

    Ah.

    Well, there may be a chat log saved in your eso file in your my documents folder. The one where your settings and screenshots are saved. (At least I think that's where I found it.)

    Ooo I will have to check I bet I have some good ones.

    It's a temporary save. Constantly overwritten. Just fyi.
    This one has an eloquent and well thought out response to tha... Ooh sweetroll!
  • Bandit1215
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    FENGRUSH wrote: »
    This guy was always good for laughs. A lot of my good stuff is on my other HD right now.

    LMAO I'M *** ROLLING MAN!! I love how this guy thinks you can lock his keyboard, and that using streak is unfair!!HAHAHAHAHAHAH

    [minor edit for quote]
    Edited by ZOS_CoriJ on May 19, 2016 2:00PM
    CP 561
    • vSO HM - Completed
    • vAA - Completed
    • vHRC - Completed

  • WillhelmBlack
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    We have a guy on AD EU, Stamblade, good player. Every time you kill him and are a Templar he calls you cancer. It's absolutely fine for him to 2 shot combo you from stealth though.
    PC EU
  • Rohamad_Ali
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  • HeroOfNone
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    Just a reminder to send me a direct message if you have something with a players name or if your too lazy to check it, remember the forum rules, don't want any of your replies deleted for missing a small omission.

    Also I would really prefer screen shots if possible, like @FENGRUSH posted. Makes it easier to get into a clip and less likely to be doctored/exaggerated.

    Thanks again folks!
    Herfi Driderkitty of the Aldmeri Dominion
    Find me on : Twitch | Youtube | Twitter | Reddit
  • Minnesinger
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    The 2016 edition (so far) :P
    Last one is one of my favs xD

    I swear I received very similar tells from someone. Must be the same guy. I was solo but didn´t have any interest to tell that to him as he ignored the fact he just zerged me and a couple of others.

    [minor edit for quote]
    Edited by ZOS_CoriJ on May 19, 2016 2:00PM
    A is for Atronach.
    B is for Bungler's Bane.
    C is for Comberry.
  • Recremen
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    Got an interesting one last night where someone got salty and claimed to have killed me "quadruple" the times I've killed him. Checked /kc stats, turns out I've killed him 11 times more than he's killed me. 0=) Oopsie-doodle, math is hard.
    Men'Do PC NA AD Khajiit
    Grand High Illustrious Mid-Tier PvP/PvE Bussmunster
  • Fat_Cat45
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    zWtQMT2.jpg

    Not a hate tell, but still better than getting one
    Edited by Fat_Cat45 on May 18, 2016 7:59PM
  • Chori
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    The 2016 edition (so far) :P
    Last one is one of my favs xD

    I dont know whats more funny to me atm, the picture itself or the fact that I got pmed me the same lines over and over as well haha.

    Its like a hate tell machinegun lol

    [minor edit for quote]
    Edited by ZOS_CoriJ on May 19, 2016 2:01PM
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  • Ankael07
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    Theres some on this you can take

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax5z5VjiYqU

    omg Ahayla at 02:14 >_< just seing that name is enough to take years from my life
    If you want me to reply to your comment type @Ankael07 in it.
  • pinchedrug00
    I did to this group in the sewers while looking for people to take stones from. So they decided to camp the later I was using and killed me twice and teenaged each time. I came back and killed them and messaged their leader. He said "You did nothing impressive". I said "You're right 1vxing scrubs like you is not that impressive". No reply from him lol

    here is the video if u wanna see. I am a night blade which made this way easier to do.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT80ef6r9lI
  • Vaoh
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    These are honestly some wise words....
  • Edenprime
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    I don't get many hatewhispers but I saved this a while back since this person actually took the time out of their lives to write an ingame mail, instead of whisper.

    Auqx3ML.jpg

    ESO-Hub and AlcastHQ Content Writer, Dragonborn Inc Guildmaster

    Link to socials
  • Delsskia
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    My faves are the ones who tell you how bad you are after you kill them, but here's a recent fave. Apparently she/he ignored me for suggesting a food buff check, so I couldn't have much of a conversation with her/him.

    [snip]

    [edited to remove image]



    Edited by ZOS_CoriJ on May 19, 2016 2:09PM
    NA-PC
    Fantasia
  • Curragraigue
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    FENGRUSH wrote: »
    This guy was always good for laughs. A lot of my good stuff is on my other HD right now.

    Lmao, I need MOAR Fengrush love letters like this

    [minor edit for quote]
    Edited by ZOS_CoriJ on May 19, 2016 2:09PM
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  • caeliusstarbreaker
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    I got told to stay on crown once...:when I was crown. Then he proceeded to duel one of my friends... Who beat him... While he called him a shuffle exploiter...: at the same time he was using shuffle....
    Rhage Lionpride DC Stamina Templar
    K-Hole
  • Rylana
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    Only one I have ever saved, mostly because it references a guild I hadnt been a member of for over a year and a half.

    [snip]

    [edited to remove image]
    Edited by ZOS_CoriJ on May 19, 2016 2:23PM
    @rylanadionysis == Closed Beta Tester October 2013 == Retired October 2016 == Uninstalled @ One Tamriel Release == Inactive Indefinitely
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  • Haydenmango
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    The funniest thing is when someone ignores you before sending hate tells. It makes it so obvious that the person is mad.

    The other day I got ganked and died before having time to counter-attack. The ganker sends a tell that says "Nice duel." and I try to respond with "Is this the part where you ignore me?" but they had already put me on ignore. :D
    Haydenmango V16 Magicka Dragonknight Ebonheart Pact PC/NA

    I PvE AND PvP!

    I stream on twitch sometimes - https://www.twitch.tv/haydenmango/profile
  • DisgracefulMind
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    [snip]

    Enjoy.

    [edited for image]
    Edited by ZOS_CoriJ on May 19, 2016 2:11PM
    Unfortunate magicka warden main.
    PC/NA Server
    Fairweather Friends
    Retired to baby bgs forever. Leave me alone.
  • PhatGrimReaper
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    Enjoy.

    I think the last one likes you

    [minor edit for quote]
    Edited by ZOS_CoriJ on May 19, 2016 2:12PM
    Fat Grim Reaper - (m)Dragon Knight AR28
    F G R Junior - Templar AR26
    This One Had Name Changed - Nightblade AR19
    Fat Grim Streaker - Sorcerer AR15
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    RÀGE - R.I.P
  • DisgracefulMind
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    Enjoy.

    I think the last one likes you

    They're my favorite rage tells ever ;D
    Edited by ZOS_CoriJ on May 19, 2016 2:12PM
    Unfortunate magicka warden main.
    PC/NA Server
    Fairweather Friends
    Retired to baby bgs forever. Leave me alone.
  • Wrecking_Blow_Spam
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    I did to this group in the sewers while looking for people to take stones from. So they decided to camp the later I was using and killed me twice and teenaged each time. I came back and killed them and messaged their leader. He said "You did nothing impressive". I said "You're right 1vxing scrubs like you is not that impressive". No reply from him lol

    here is the video if u wanna see. I am a night blade which made this way easier to do.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT80ef6r9lI
    I did to this group in the sewers while looking for people to take stones from. So they decided to camp the later I was using and killed me twice and teenaged each time. I came back and killed them and messaged their leader. He said "You did nothing impressive". I said "You're right 1vxing scrubs like you is not that impressive". No reply from him lol

    here is the video if u wanna see. I am a night blade which made this way easier to do.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT80ef6r9lI
    I did to this group in the sewers while looking for people to take stones from. So they decided to camp the later I was using and killed me twice and teenaged each time. I came back and killed them and messaged their leader. He said "You did nothing impressive". I said "You're right 1vxing scrubs like you is not that impressive". No reply from him lol

    here is the video if u wanna see. I am a night blade which made this way easier to do.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT80ef6r9lI
    I did to this group in the sewers while looking for people to take stones from. So they decided to camp the later I was using and killed me twice and teenaged each time. I came back and killed them and messaged their leader. He said "You did nothing impressive". I said "You're right 1vxing scrubs like you is not that impressive". No reply from him lol

    here is the video if u wanna see. I am a night blade which made this way easier to do.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT80ef6r9lI

    Nice vid, almost died off laughter at that vr3 hard casting frags lol.

    They looked like a bunch of Pvers but still if they were ladder camping that's not cool. Also it's upto you but I'm not a fan of staring the argument as u said u messaged the guy 1st.
    Xbox one EU
    8 Flawless conquerors on all class specs (4 stam, 4 magicka)
    Doesn't stand in red
  • Turelus
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    This thread is exactly why smack talk is dumb... people never listen to me though. :sweat:

    Loving seeing all the tears though, sad when I see people I know doing it.
    @Turelus - EU PC Megaserver
    "Don't count on others for help. In the end each of us is in this alone. The survivors are those who know how to look out for themselves."
  • Publius_Scipio
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    Rylana wrote: »
    Only one I have ever saved, mostly because it references a guild I hadnt been a member of for over a year and a half.

    Damn. Rather quite disturbed that you responded to that fellow that you had become moist.

    [minor edit for quote]
    Edited by ZOS_CoriJ on May 19, 2016 2:24PM
  • PhatGrimReaper
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    Rylana wrote: »
    Only one I have ever saved, mostly because it references a guild I hadnt been a member of for over a year and a half.

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    Damn. Rather quite disturbed that you responded to that fellow that you had become moist.

    I'm willing to bet that @Rylana was reported for that reply..... so funny, much troll!
    Fat Grim Reaper - (m)Dragon Knight AR28
    F G R Junior - Templar AR26
    This One Had Name Changed - Nightblade AR19
    Fat Grim Streaker - Sorcerer AR15
    M12-GM - Guardians of the Twelve-GM - Crown Store Heroes - ETU
    RÀGE - R.I.P
  • PosternHouse
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    I'll never forget the day I was about to be the hero Tamriel deserved. But he backed out because of my imba lag switch :(

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    Edited by ZOS_CoriJ on May 19, 2016 2:14PM
  • Curragraigue
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    Enjoy.

    He obviously missed having a Jeebus beam because he had a macro that automatically sends his favourite hate tell about that skill when it is the last attack.

    [minor edit for quote]
    Edited by ZOS_CoriJ on May 19, 2016 2:15PM
    PUG Life - the true test of your skill

    18 characters, 17 max level, at least 1 Stam and 1 Mag of every class, 1 of every race and 1200+ CP

    Tanked to Undaunted 9+ Mag and Stam of every class using Group Finder for 90+% of the Vet Dungeon runs
  • SirMaxwellWood
    Just got to vet 16 temp thought id try vet campaign almost makes me want to never eneter again bumps me down to 21k health when in out world have 33k so i pretty much get 2 shotted even if i spam heals then of course lag.
  • Kaibeth
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    Such language from an adventurer!
    What do dragons say when they see a new hatchling? Fus roh d'awwww!
  • Scamandros
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    When your friend has rerolled on an enemy faction and you haven't realized
    [snip]

    And not a hate tell, but found this gem while looking through screenshots
    [snip]

    [edited for image]
    Edited by ZOS_CoriJ on May 19, 2016 2:16PM
    Aeryj
    Fantasia
    Blades of Vengeance


    Mighty Eagle by serjustin19 for your viewing convenience.
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle.
    I fell out of my nest

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I screech I screech
    but no one hears me

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I started to wonder off
    I want to come back but lost my way.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I came face to face
    Of Mighty Lion

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I came to fall in love with Mighty Lion
    Who's claws is sharp and just

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Then suddenly
    Mighty Dragon Came

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Dragon roared aloud
    Who's mighty paws make earthquake
    that quivers underneath our feet

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Soon battle rages
    Between the Mighty Lion and Mighty Dragon

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    My heart grows heavy
    For who do I belong in Scourge PS4 EU

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I continue to battle.
    But Battle I must do within myself

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I screech, I screech
    Long and hard. I made a fuss

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Then suddenly
    As if I was dreaming

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I heard a screech
    But suddenly, I attack Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle had to defend

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I know I was fighting for Mighty Lion
    So I fought back.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I attack I attack
    But to no avail

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    The Mighty claws who's mighty claws
    Felt unnatural to me and very clumsy to me

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Why I have chosen to not stay with you
    I do not know. I am complicated at that.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have destroyed Mighty Eagle
    My own kin in Scourge PS4 EU

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I crawled into a ball
    Weep to no avail

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Lost in my whirling thoughts
    My heart and mind is clouded

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have served Mighty Lion over a year
    I thought Mighty Lion is were I belong anew

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I finally contacted
    Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle says they love me
    In reality I love them also.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I continued to clash
    At Mighty Eagle however

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    But clashing with Mighty Eagle
    Just not feel right


    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I have made a wrong choice I now believe
    Terrible and unjust of what I did

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    For am I not a monster
    For attacking a faction who loves me instead

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I was wrong
    Mighty Eagle was right

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Come. Please take me back Mighty Eagle
    For I believe I now know

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Were I truly belong
    For indeed I thought

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    That Mighty Lion
    Is were I belong.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    O how I was so wrong Mighty Eagle
    I was gravely wrong and such a fool I was.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    You have met
    Princess Justine

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine who attacked
    Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I know this was wrong
    And so to does Princess Justine

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    With our clashing together
    I now know were I truly belong in Scourge PS4 EU I believe.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Have you all not heard
    The famous saying. That is very wise and so very true?

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Let me repeat the famous saying
    that is very wise and so true

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    It is
    My Enemy, Enemy's, Enemy's
    Is my friend

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I come to thee Mighty Eagle
    And so to Princess Justine.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Who used to serve Mighty Lion
    But Now serve Mighty Eagle
    For the very first time in her career.

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine and are one in the same
    Were I go. She will go to. For she believes it is right choice

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    We are all yours
    O Mighty Eagle

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    No one else but you
    I feel peaceful. Unafraid

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    I belong to you O mighty Eagle
    I am so relieved to hear myself to say that

    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Princess Justine and I


    Mighty Eagle
    Mighty Eagle
    Now flies and fights alongside with Mighty Eagle
    Who's Mighty talons stand for sacred Freedom

    Written by Serjustin19
    Written on this day
    September 27. The day when My troubled mind is not clouded no longer.
    In the year of my troubles end
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