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How da *** all theses *** inside the keep. Rick asked me if the walls were down and I yelled "no they werent down ***." Toby asked me how da *** he got *** in the postern house by 8 blues with no walls down. I told him to mind his business while I'm trying to prevent my own *** happening in the inner keep with no walls down. So I tell them to eat *** and spawn out to go help red capture altadoon. Tell me why da *** this *** runs round the god damn ic trying to give it back to yellow? We get the scroll back, run that shut back to kings crest only to be met by some yellas inside the god damn keep without no fuqin walls down. How da ***?
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  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Sypher wrote: »
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    You're not helping me decipher this mess .

    Now WHAT are you talking about OP ?
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    This one thinks about sweetrolls! Right, @SantieClaws?
  • SirAndy
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    Now WHAT are you talking about OP ?
    People getting into outer and inner keeps without knocking the walls down.

    Taking a keep the ESO way, siege totally optional ...
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  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Alright my mumbo jumbo is a bit rusty but I think you're asking how Dominion got in your keeps with no walls down .

    That's a cooperative move with a toon on your own team , sometimes on purpose or by accident , positioning them selves where a DK can Take Fight in on top of them . Or Nightblades can spam ambush at a player going in and out of a keep door till they're dragged in .

    If there were a lot in there it probably wasn't an accident .

    Third scenario , someone waited in there after a repair hidden .
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    How da *** all theses *** inside the keep. Rick asked me if the walls were down and I yelled "no they werent down ***." Toby asked me how da *** he got *** in the postern house by 8 blues with no walls down. I told him to mind his business while I'm trying to prevent my own *** happening in the inner keep with no walls down. So I tell them to eat *** and spawn out to go help red capture altadoon. Tell me why da *** this *** runs round the god damn ic trying to give it back to yellow? We get the scroll back, run that shut back to kings crest only to be met by some yellas inside the god damn keep without no fuqin walls down. How da ***?

    Ahem...

    'How on Nirn did these fellows enter our keep? My comrade, Rick, inquired as to the structural integrity of the ramparts, but I told him that they were still fully intact! Another brother-in-arms by the name of Toby requested an explanation for the events that culminated in his death to a number of enemies, despite the fact that the walls were still standing. I was unimpressed by this. I instructed Toby to take a moment to compose himself and decide that I would leave the structure to move on to more fruitful endeavors. I simply could not understand why a certain gentleman runs around the glorious Imperial City, in an attempt to - what seems to me - put it in the hands of the Dominion! Despite these set-backs, our valiant efforts led to our taking of an Elder Scroll - but much to our disgust yet another Dominion spy had entered the keep with the walls undamaged! I simply do not understand!'
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  • Rohamad_Ali
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    Panth141 wrote: »
    How da *** all theses *** inside the keep. Rick asked me if the walls were down and I yelled "no they werent down ***." Toby asked me how da *** he got *** in the postern house by 8 blues with no walls down. I told him to mind his business while I'm trying to prevent my own *** happening in the inner keep with no walls down. So I tell them to eat *** and spawn out to go help red capture altadoon. Tell me why da *** this *** runs round the god damn ic trying to give it back to yellow? We get the scroll back, run that shut back to kings crest only to be met by some yellas inside the god damn keep without no fuqin walls down. How da ***?

    Ahem...

    'How on Nirn did these fellows enter our keep? My comrade, Rick, inquired as to the structural integrity of the ramparts, but I told him that they were still fully intact! Another brother-in-arms by the name of Toby requested an explanation for the events that culminated in his death to a number of enemies, despite the fact that the walls were still standing. I was unimpressed by this. I instructed Toby to take a moment to compose himself and decide that I would leave the structure to move on to more fruitful endeavors. I simply could not understand why a certain gentleman runs around the glorious Imperial City, in an attempt to - what seems to me - put it in the hands of the Dominion! Despite these set-backs, our valiant efforts led to our taking of an Elder Scroll - but much to our disgust yet another Dominion spy had entered the keep with the walls undamaged! I simply do not understand!'

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    How's Toby doing these days, anyway?
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  • Publius_Scipio
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    And the video gaming community at large thinks its funny to use recreational drugs or have "drunk raid nights". See what happens? And then everyone complains when I promote Greek yogurt.
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    That's a cooperative move with a toon on your own team , sometimes on purpose or by accident , positioning them selves where a DK can Take Fight in on top of them . Or Nightblades can spam ambush at a player going in and out of a keep door till they're dragged in .
    You forgot the leash ... And some of this can be done using NPCs, no need for other faction players ... And the two wall exploits that let you jump the outer walls ... And ....
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    Edited by SirAndy on May 13, 2016 11:24PM
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    SirAndy wrote: »
    That's a cooperative move with a toon on your own team , sometimes on purpose or by accident , positioning them selves where a DK can Take Fight in on top of them . Or Nightblades can spam ambush at a player going in and out of a keep door till they're dragged in .
    You forgot the leash ... And some of this can be done using NPCs, no need for other faction players ... And the two wall exploits that let you jump the other walls ... And ....
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    Uhhu .

    You realize this poor mans mind broke over this and a Translator had to be brought in right .

    They moved the NPCs away from keeps wall sides because of this . Yeah , forts are still prone to that but he's talking about his keep .
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    They moved the NPCs away from keeps wall sides because of this.
    Still works though, if you know how ...
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    Edited by SirAndy on May 13, 2016 11:23PM
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    SirAndy wrote: »
    They moved the NPCs away from keeps wall sides because of this.
    Still works though, if you know how ...
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    Ugh ...

    I'm gonna go kill. A Lich or something . I can't believe people are still doing this to people ..

    Ya I can .. Some people never change .
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    And the video gaming community at large thinks its funny to use recreational drugs or have "drunk raid nights". See what happens? And then everyone complains when I promote Greek yogurt.

    I don't see the difference between this and most of what you post, maybe lay off the yogurt..
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    ataggs wrote: »
    And the video gaming community at large thinks its funny to use recreational drugs or have "drunk raid nights". See what happens? And then everyone complains when I promote Greek yogurt.

    I don't see the difference between this and most of what you post, maybe lay off the yogurt..

    I make fun of elves. In legible english. Best to see the difference.
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    Panth141 wrote: »
    How da *** all theses *** inside the keep. Rick asked me if the walls were down and I yelled "no they werent down ***." Toby asked me how da *** he got *** in the postern house by 8 blues with no walls down. I told him to mind his business while I'm trying to prevent my own *** happening in the inner keep with no walls down. So I tell them to eat *** and spawn out to go help red capture altadoon. Tell me why da *** this *** runs round the god damn ic trying to give it back to yellow? We get the scroll back, run that shut back to kings crest only to be met by some yellas inside the god damn keep without no fuqin walls down. How da ***?

    Ahem...

    'How on Nirn did these fellows enter our keep? My comrade, Rick, inquired as to the structural integrity of the ramparts, but I told him that they were still fully intact! Another brother-in-arms by the name of Toby requested an explanation for the events that culminated in his death to a number of enemies, despite the fact that the walls were still standing. I was unimpressed by this. I instructed Toby to take a moment to compose himself and decide that I would leave the structure to move on to more fruitful endeavors. I simply could not understand why a certain gentleman runs around the glorious Imperial City, in an attempt to - what seems to me - put it in the hands of the Dominion! Despite these set-backs, our valiant efforts led to our taking of an Elder Scroll - but much to our disgust yet another Dominion spy had entered the keep with the walls undamaged! I simply do not understand!'

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