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we want a 'baby' polymorph

raviour
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a very small baby poly would be great fun on any class, its lore friendly too
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    It's the middle of a giant Siege. Trebuchets everywhere. Suddenly a Templar catches out of the corner of his eye a Nightblade Toddler in diapers dual wielding. The Toddler goes after a sad Level 20 who's just trying to earn some easy Alliance Points with the big boys and boom, a Baby just Vicious Death'd eight people.
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  • Mojmir
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    He would have massive bonus to stealth.
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  • Elsonso
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    I have this mental image of Baby Herman from Who Framed Roger Rabbit...

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  • Necrelios
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    Lol, I would love this!
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  • Mojmir
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    Acrolas wrote: »
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  • Korah_Eaglecry
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    we?
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  • TX12001rwb17_ESO
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    Who is this "we" you are talking about?
  • Gidorick
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    We? You got a mouse in your pocket?
    What ESO really needs is an Auction Horse.
    That's right... Horse.
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  • Mojmir
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    Already too Many babies in this game.
  • Wolfsong
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    This would (hopefully) never happen. Have you actually even seen children, especially babies, in this game? They don't really seem to exist. How is it lore friendly? Babies can not take care of themselves. They certainly can not go on quests, kill things, save the world, etc. Besides, making baby models would probably end up being more trouble then it is worth. How would they determine what your character would look like? Based on your original model? Preset model? What clothes should it have? Also, I would really hate seeing a bunch of babies running around. Especially when it comes to pvp areas. I don't know about anyone else, but I would not enjoy being killed by, or needing to kill, babies/children because another player was using such a polymorph. I most assuredly would not want a baby polymorph in this, or any other, game.
  • TheDarkShadow
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    It could be fun... But... we all know what kind of people we could see on the internet, and having a zerg doing filthy things to a player in kid polymorph is very very bad, even for a M game.
  • GeorgeBlack
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    Ye.. make it like Tera and FF14... make it weird, ESO.
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    There's usually an unspoken rule, you don't kill (human) children in video games, at least not directly. There's not law against it, it's just frowned upon; most game developers avoid it or hide the fact off screen when a child dies or is killed.
  • Wollust
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    Imagine a baby throwing them tbags over your head :neutral:
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  • Duiwel
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    Banekin polymorph?

    lol if it shrunk you down to size I would pvp with it :trollface:
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  • SlayerTheDragon
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    Imagine that small targeting box for PVP...
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  • Taisynn
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    No. No. This would be bad. There's a reason Bethesa said no to children in the MMO. Look what they did on Skyrim. Killable children were the first thing to be modded in.

    Though I would still KILL to see this happen...
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    No we don't
  • SantieClaws
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    Khajiit says no. This one thinks it would be like an army of the banekin in nappies.

    However if we were all the kittens yes? Or if there were just one quest that turned us into something small and cuddly for a limited time (as already is the case).

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  • Rune_Relic
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    Oh my.
    Well this was unexpected
    Lol.
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  • Duiwel
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    Well to be fair children in Skyrim were even more annoying than Kanye West...
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    Slow down with this "we" thing. We're pretty sensitive here.
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  • Horker
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    raviour wrote: »
    a very small baby poly would be great fun on any class, its lore friendly too

    Horker loves baby's!
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    I don't wanna be that person that goes there, but there are people who have, er, fetishes, that may ruin this completely.
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  • NateAssassin
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    Wolfsong wrote: »
    This would (hopefully) never happen. Have you actually even seen children, especially babies, in this game? They don't really seem to exist. How is it lore friendly? Babies can not take care of themselves. They certainly can not go on quests, kill things, save the world, etc. Besides, making baby models would probably end up being more trouble then it is worth. How would they determine what your character would look like? Based on your original model? Preset model? What clothes should it have? Also, I would really hate seeing a bunch of babies running around. Especially when it comes to pvp areas. I don't know about anyone else, but I would not enjoy being killed by, or needing to kill, babies/children because another player was using such a polymorph. I most assuredly would not want a baby polymorph in this, or any other, game.
    There is one baby in the game, there is the little Senche cub which could be some Khajiit's kid, you never know.
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  • Shogunami
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    raviour wrote: »
    a very small baby poly would be great fun on any class, its lore friendly too

    No we really don't.
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