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Is there a list with lore friendly insults?

Teridaxus
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Kinda tired to see people shout at each other with milk drinker only.

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  • ListerJMC
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    Ohh forgot about this one:

    tumblr_nmliqjnaNv1r3ak19o1_1280.jpg
    PC NA & EU || Mammoth Guilds - Victory or Valhalla || Altmer sorcerer main
    "Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."
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  • Elsterchen
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    [img][/img]52a1ba-1463036490.png

    ... don't shoot the messenger, pls. :wink:
    Answer ✓
  • Luigi_Vampa
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    You N'wah!
    PC/EU DC
  • Titansteele
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    How do you love nature so much elf? Look what it has done to you!
    Guild Leader of The Twelve Knights, AD PVE, PVP and Trading Guild on the EU Mega Server

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  • AlienSlof
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    S'wit!
    Fetcher!
    ***! <- aimed at khajiit. :)

    *Edit: That's filtered out? Really? Have people really become so delicate these days?

    Edited by AlienSlof on May 2, 2016 12:32PM
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  • Lysette
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    The fighter's guild instructor in AD's starter zone makes me smile anytime - she says something like that to her recruits - " ... who cannot keep up, will be left behind. Now move it, even dosing Argonians are faster". I have an Argonian in AD.
  • condumitru
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    Typhoios wrote: »
    You N'wah!
    AlienSlof wrote: »
    S'wit!
    Fetcher!

    Morrowind had a lot of awesome stuff :blush:
  • phaneub17_ESO
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    I'm not sure whats the difference between a Skeeving Horker or a Horking Skeever.
  • RAGUNAnoOne
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    AlienSlof wrote: »
    S'wit!
    Fetcher!
    ***! <- aimed at khajiit. :)

    *Edit: That's filtered out? Really? Have people really become so delicate these days?

    You @AlienSlof forgot Lizard, Scale skins (argonians) treehugger (wood elves) Snowback (any) "seen any elves?" (nords say this) and the most famous one

    https://youtu.be/47HgrBeg1t8
    Edited by RAGUNAnoOne on May 2, 2016 12:39PM
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  • dtm_samuraib16_ESO
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    AlienSlof wrote: »
    S'wit!
    Fetcher!
    ***! <- aimed at khajiit. :)

    *Edit: That's filtered out? Really? Have people really become so delicate these days?
    One word: YEP!
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  • ListerJMC
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    Yep if you play a Dunmer OP then s'wit, n'wah, and fetcher are the way to go!

    A few other insults that haven't been mentioned yet:

    Shaveskin = Khajiiti insult for anyone who's not a Khajiit

    Knife-ear = any type of elf

    Grey-skin = Dunmer
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    "Wood Elves aren't made of wood. Sea Elves aren't made of water. M'aiq still wonders about High Elves."
  • Elsterchen
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    There is this one ashlander referring to me as "blursap" ... i am not sure if that actually is an insult, but it sounds pretty much like it could be one.

    Dryscales isn't very charming too (argonian name for non-argonians).

    Evenso its correct, any Breton should rage when called an "halfelf".
    Edited by Elsterchen on May 2, 2016 1:27PM
  • theher0not
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    Claw-less, dull-clawed and milk drinker are some of my favorites.
  • Taisynn
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    Argonian Insult: "These filthy argonians and talking about their erect spines. If I offered my erect*** of friendship, I'd be slapped!"
    Edited by Taisynn on May 2, 2016 1:31PM
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  • Lysette
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    Elsterchen wrote: »
    There is this one ashlander referring to me as "blursap" ... i am not sure if that actually is an insult, but it sounds pretty much like it could be one.

    Dryscales isn't very charming too (argonian name for non-argonians).

    Evenso its correct, any Breton should rage when called an "halfelf".

    I would find "half elf" be more insulting when used on an Orc - as those are a mer race.
  • Arthg
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    Note that no insults against the glorious Orsimer have made it to collective memory.
    Nobody has ever insulted an Orc and survived to tell the tale.

    Better NOT correct me if I'm wrong >:)
    PC/EU. NoCP PvP. sDK Orc IRL. Flawless tamperor. Pro scrub.
  • Elsterchen
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    Lysette wrote: »
    Elsterchen wrote: »
    There is this one ashlander referring to me as "blursap" ... i am not sure if that actually is an insult, but it sounds pretty much like it could be one.

    Dryscales isn't very charming too (argonian name for non-argonians).

    Evenso its correct, any Breton should rage when called an "halfelf".

    I would find "half elf" be more insulting when used on an Orc - as those are a mer race.

    True an orc would probably try to cut your tongue for beeing called an half-elf, too... but their bonds to elven heritage is somewhat different. I am not even sure they would agree on beeing "mer" atm ... they have been, yes. No orc will oppose to that. But the change inflicted on them shapes their thinking an doing and their religion as well as tradition boil down to day 1 AFTER the change. What lied before seems for a traveller like me less important. Maybe the orcs of tamril might enlighten us on this, but to me orcs seem to have closed the chapter of "beeing mer" and opend their thoughts to beeing "a totally new race".

    For bretons on the other hand the elven heritage is a very real every-day-issue. It does not only stand for the reason the race exists at all (no human-elf relationships = no bretons) but is a constant reminder that these relationships where shaped in circumstances undesierable to at least one partner (the slave). A race shaped by slavery, that finally managed to fight its way out of slavery ... and is still haunted by that history when looking in the mirror.
  • Luigi_Vampa
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    Note that no insults against the glorious Orsimer have made it to collective memory.
    Nobody has ever insulted an Orc and survived to tell the tale.

    Better NOT correct me if I'm wrong >:)

    Oh, hey there, Pig-Child!
    PC/EU DC
  • Lysette
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    ListerJMC wrote: »
    Ohh forgot about this one:

    tumblr_nmliqjnaNv1r3ak19o1_1280.jpg

    Now this is hilarious.
  • Saoirse_Siobhan
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    Lyris comes out with some pretty hilarious insults, I'll have to document all of them some day. Also there is a Bosmer in Elden Root that insults an obnoxious Altmer, I'll see if I can't grab a scrrenshot.
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