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Argonian eye bug
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So a week ago maybe someone complained that some shields clip into argonian tails, this is true, they do do that. THAT is a minor more recent issue that argonians have faced though, what I am about to show you may shock some readers and ruin the way you look at argonians! So if you want to live in blissful ignorance I suggest you flee from this thread and never look back!
DERP!
THERE, DO YOU SEE? Surely I can't be the only one who can see that male argonians with "heroic" faces ARE CROSS EYED(maybe not the correct medical term, but one eye is off from the other)!!!! I will admit only on this eye type and only slightly....but once seen, you cannot un see the truth! I notice your characters eyes shift while idle so I made sure to screenshot right when the eyes went straight and the pics don't lie! You can confirm this for yourself in game if you think this picture is fake, I promise you it is real. Guess how long this issue has existed and guess who reported it? ME DANGIT, in the beta for crying out loud! I guess you could say I have an eye for detail.
Now is this a TOP fix priority.....no, but if shield clipping gets looked into then surely an ancient beta bug could get its fair share of fixing right? Argonians aren't derpy zenimax, we are a proud race! NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY DERPY! I mean we have pretty derpy racials but...... OUR EYES TOO? Come on, show us some mercy please :'( .
Edited by xxslam48xxb14_ESO on April 14, 2016 2:43AM DERP!THERE, DO YOU SEE? Surely I can't be the only one who can see that male argonians with "heroic" faces ARE CROSS EYED(maybe not the correct medical term, but one eye is off from the other)!!!! I will admit only on this eye type and only slightly....but once seen, you cannot un see the truth! I notice your characters eyes shift while idle so I made sure to screenshot right when the eyes went straight and the pics don't lie! You can confirm this for yourself in game if you think this picture is fake, I promise you it is real. Guess how long this issue has existed and guess who reported it? ME DANGIT, in the beta for crying out loud! I guess you could say I have an eye for detail.
Now is this a TOP fix priority.....no, but if shield clipping gets looked into then surely an ancient beta bug could get its fair share of fixing right? Argonians aren't derpy zenimax, we are a proud race! NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY DERPY! I mean we have pretty derpy racials but...... OUR EYES TOO? Come on, show us some mercy please :'( .
I wrote a poem that I titled, "The ganker's delight."
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.
As you lay upon the ground, cry not little pawn.
The pain will pass as quickly as my blade did take you,
but my delight will last and you will respawn.
My heart simply cannot contain my joy, when I ply my trade.
The fault lies with you, your skill was lacking.
Now your salt is mine forever, can't you hear the laughing?
Once you were so proud and now you are reduced to this.
A miserable, loud deuced fool.
With every tear you drip, with every excuse you let slip.
All of your insecurities and worries bring a smile to my lip.
From your despair I have ripped endless glories,
but our affair is over now. Be afraid for I will return for more.
I have received many titles, to my allies I am The sniper Emperor and Grand champion hero of the Pact. However these titles mean little to me, it is the ones given to me by my victims that I prefer. To them I am "Xv1er", "trash", "no balls", "zerger", "noob", "cringe", "no skill", "camper", "100% new", "the reason this game is dying", "pathetic", "a sack of piece of [snip]", "mediocre", "absolute inbred", "beyond a virgin", "ganky dork", "fat smelly 40yr old virgin", "little girl", "daddy", "exploiting loser", and every [snipped] word known to man.
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