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Tamriel, as seen by Nords.

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  • nine9six
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    haha good ***.
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  • WldKarde
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    3 out of my 16 character agree with this map!

    The other 13 will of course be now hunting you down in Cyrodiil ;)
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  • Daraugh
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    Hmmm, this one must say she not just a walking rug, but a walking rug milk drinker. Cool creamy milk <3
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  • kojou
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    I have a Nord DK that supports this message. Although he does have a thing for wood elf females.
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  • Father_X_Zombie
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    All of these are so accurate! :D , coming from a guy with 4 Imperial characters
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  • SantieClaws
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    You think this one is a rug eh?

    Try setting your bare feet upon this one and see how fast you lose those cold toes!

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  • Thalmor-Nordmaster
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    Nords should be seen and not heard...

    And speak only when spoken to.

    If I want a Nord's opinion I will give it to them.

    Which Dunmer made that map. I know it was a Dunmer as Nords cannot write or draw.

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  • Llilium
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    Thalmor-Nordmaster wrote: »
    Nords should be seen and not heard...

    And speak only when spoken to.

    If I want a Nord's opinion I will give it to them.

    Which Dunmer made that map. I know it was a Dunmer as Nords cannot write or draw.

    aww, did i touch the baby's nerve? I would tell ya to relax and have a pint, but i'm afraid ya might toss after a sip, ya snow berry.
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  • Korah_Eaglecry
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    This is Korith through and through.
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  • waterfairy
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    Disillusioned is too much word for a modern day Nords mouth...it should be "Dirty grey skins". ;)
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  • nordsavage
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    While entertaining this is not quite what true Nords see. That map what Rigurt the Brash sees after a good bender. True nords are a bit more stoic and somber in there view of the Tamriel. That map would have read "The Fatherland", areas we have conquered, areas we will conquer, and areas we will reconquer.
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  • Foxic
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    I didn't think a nord could spell disillusioned to be honest. Well done. Also solstheim belongs to the dunmer.
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  • JD2013
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    Hahaha creepy sap lickers.
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    TotallyNotVos wrote: »
    I didn't think a nord could spell disillusioned to be honest. Well done. Also solstheim belongs to the dunmer.

    I actually laughed out loud, hahahahaha! :smiley:
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  • Tan9oSuccka
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    Nice work!! Haha
    Thalmor-Nordmaster wrote: »
    Nords should be seen and not heard...

    And speak only when spoken to.

    If I want a Nord's opinion I will give it to them.

    Which Dunmer made that map. I know it was a Dunmer as Nords cannot write or draw.

    Ebonheart Pact Warriors:

    When in Cyrodiil - Feel free to place your broadsword into any Altmer where Auri-El's light doesn't shine.

    Of course I like steak. I'm a Nord, aren't I?
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  • JKorr
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    TotallyNotVos wrote: »
    I didn't think a nord could spell disillusioned to be honest. Well done. Also solstheim belongs to the dunmer.

    It does in Skyrim's time period, but now? The Skaal aren't dunmer. Neither are the reiklings or draugr.

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  • Xarc
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    Nordic barbarians have humor apparently. Great.
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    Anyone who isn't EP is a milkdrinking n'wah. And Solstheim was gifted to the Dunmer in 4E 16 by the High King of Skyrim cause we felt sorry for them.
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